First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?