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  • Submitted by Phys on Jun 3, 10 at 2:37pm

    Since this is about mixed feelings a husband looks at his wife and says "Im not sure what mixed feelings are I've never had them" and the wife says "your penis is bigger than all your friends are"

  • Submitted by krystineh on Jun 3, 10 at 11:48am

    Pretty sure I want to punch all the "first" people in the MOUTH

  • Submitted by pgforest on Jun 3, 10 at 11:25am

    Can't blame a guy for hoping!\nWould you have been offended if he'd brought condoms?

  • Submitted by bigman on Jun 3, 10 at 2:35pm

    you know what is even better than the people who yell "first" the idiots who come after and yell at the people who yell first. because both comments are equally pointless, where i only have to read one "First" i have to read a plethora of "people who say first are assholes."

  • Submitted by caakess on Jun 3, 10 at 10:51am

    Thankful!! I'll be asking my bf to do so in two weeks!

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    Submitted by pawes on Jun 3, 10 at 10:56am

    pineapple wont make a difference if he's still eating a bunch of other crap. But I say thankful

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    Submitted by DrThumper on Jun 3, 10 at 11:16am

    I think it depends upon if you plan to use it as an icecream topping or not..

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    Submitted by smokemonster on Jun 3, 10 at 11:56pm

    @bigman - Do you not see the massive amounts of irony in your comment?

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    Submitted by snybny on Jun 3, 10 at 10:47am

    That is a tough one...

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    Submitted by jasboo on Jun 3, 10 at 1:06pm

    it never hurts to be prepared...

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    Submitted by doncheech on Jun 3, 10 at 12:31pm

    What do pineapples have to do with anything

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      Submitted by StanSitwell on Jun 3, 10 at 1:35pm

      Its a common assumption that eating pineapple will make your sex discharge tasteless or at least better tasting. I don't really eat pineapple and I eat crap, and my girl says it has no taste. She eats pineapple and she is the best I've ever tasted, so inconclusive on my part.\n\nI did have a gf who ate a lot of mexican food, and she was the foulest tasting snatch I've sampled...

      • 67 71
        Submitted by saabslob on Jun 3, 10 at 6:37pm

        lmao!!!

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        Submitted by movielover on Jun 3, 10 at 8:29pm

        you an Arrested Development fan, or is that your actual name?

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        Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 6, 10 at 11:27pm

        My ex-girlfriend ordered onions on everything I ever saw her get at a restaurant. You can imagine how well that went.

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      Submitted by saabslob on Jun 3, 10 at 6:35pm

      i went on a pineapple juice diet for my boyfriend, it was easy to steal from the bar i was working at.\na lot of it will change the taste of your ejaculation!!

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    Submitted by bamboobanga on Jun 3, 10 at 10:48am

    thankful.

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    Submitted by petax on Jun 3, 10 at 10:46am

    Thankful. Can always wait til second date.

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    Submitted by staticstatic on Jun 4, 10 at 9:34am

    Oh I love wit.

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    Submitted by q8pvqqjt2f on Jun 4, 10 at 3:30am

    Terrible tfln...just awful D:

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    Submitted by krystineh on Jun 3, 10 at 6:46pm

    2:35 what exactly is it that you're doing?

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    Submitted by lollygaga on Jun 3, 10 at 2:28pm

    I would ask him how if he's tasted pineapple cum yet... If not the f*%# him.

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    Submitted by eeeelzzabeth on Jun 8, 10 at 2:12pm

    I think with all the questions this raises... my boyfriend and i now have a new experiment to figure out for ourselves. needless to say this excites me.

  • Submitted by roxy8990 on Jun 3, 10 at 10:46am

    First!!!