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  • Pretty sure I want to punch all the "first" people in the MOUTH

    Submitted by krystineh on Jun 3, 10 at 11:48am
  • Since this is about mixed feelings a husband looks at his wife and says "Im not sure what mixed feelings are I've never had them" and the wife says "your penis is bigger than all your friends are"

    Submitted by Phys on Jun 3, 10 at 2:37pm
  • you know what is even better than the people who yell "first" the idiots who come after and yell at the people who yell first. because both comments are equally pointless, where i only have to read one "First" i have to read a plethora of "people who say first are assholes."

    Submitted by bigman on Jun 3, 10 at 2:35pm
  • @bigman - Do you not see the massive amounts of irony in your comment?

    Submitted by smokemonster on Jun 3, 10 at 11:56pm
  • Can't blame a guy for hoping!\nWould you have been offended if he'd brought condoms?

    Submitted by pgforest on Jun 3, 10 at 11:25am
  • Thankful!! I'll be asking my bf to do so in two weeks!

    Submitted by caakess on Jun 3, 10 at 10:51am
  • That is a tough one...

    Submitted by snybny on Jun 3, 10 at 10:47am
  • I think it depends upon if you plan to use it as an icecream topping or not..

    Submitted by DrThumper on Jun 3, 10 at 11:16am
  • Thankful. Can always wait til second date.

    Submitted by petax on Jun 3, 10 at 10:46am
  • Terrible tfln...just awful D:

    Submitted by q8pvqqjt2f on Jun 4, 10 at 3:30am
  • pineapple wont make a difference if he's still eating a bunch of other crap. But I say thankful

    Submitted by pawes on Jun 3, 10 at 10:56am
  • thankful.

    Submitted by bamboobanga on Jun 3, 10 at 10:48am
  • What do pineapples have to do with anything

    Submitted by doncheech on Jun 3, 10 at 12:31pm
    • Its a common assumption that eating pineapple will make your sex discharge tasteless or at least better tasting. I don't really eat pineapple and I eat crap, and my girl says it has no taste. She eats pineapple and she is the best I've ever tasted, so inconclusive on my part.\n\nI did have a gf who ate a lot of mexican food, and she was the foulest tasting snatch I've sampled...

      Submitted by StanSitwell on Jun 3, 10 at 1:35pm
      • lmao!!!

        Submitted by saabslob on Jun 3, 10 at 6:37pm
      • you an Arrested Development fan, or is that your actual name?

        Submitted by movielover on Jun 3, 10 at 8:29pm
      • My ex-girlfriend ordered onions on everything I ever saw her get at a restaurant. You can imagine how well that went.

        Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 6, 10 at 11:27pm
    • i went on a pineapple juice diet for my boyfriend, it was easy to steal from the bar i was working at.\na lot of it will change the taste of your ejaculation!!

      Submitted by saabslob on Jun 3, 10 at 6:35pm
  • 2:35 what exactly is it that you're doing?

    Submitted by krystineh on Jun 3, 10 at 6:46pm
  • it never hurts to be prepared...

    Submitted by jasboo on Jun 3, 10 at 1:06pm
  • Oh I love wit.

    Submitted by staticstatic on Jun 4, 10 at 9:34am
  • I would ask him how if he's tasted pineapple cum yet... If not the f*%# him.

    Submitted by lollygaga on Jun 3, 10 at 2:28pm
  • I think with all the questions this raises... my boyfriend and i now have a new experiment to figure out for ourselves. needless to say this excites me.

    Submitted by eeeelzzabeth on Jun 8, 10 at 2:12pm
  • First!!!

    Submitted by roxy8990 on Jun 3, 10 at 10:46am