Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
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Pretty sure I want to punch all the "first" people in the MOUTH
Since this is about mixed feelings a husband looks at his wife and says "Im not sure what mixed feelings are I've never had them" and the wife says "your penis is bigger than all your friends are"
Thankful!! I'll be asking my bf to do so in two weeks!
@bigman - Do you not see the massive amounts of irony in your comment?
Can't blame a guy for hoping!\nWould you have been offended if he'd brought condoms?
you know what is even better than the people who yell "first" the idiots who come after and yell at the people who yell first. because both comments are equally pointless, where i only have to read one "First" i have to read a plethora of "people who say first are assholes."
I think it depends upon if you plan to use it as an icecream topping or not..
That is a tough one...
Thankful. Can always wait til second date.
Terrible tfln...just awful D:
pineapple wont make a difference if he's still eating a bunch of other crap. But I say thankful
it never hurts to be prepared...
What do pineapples have to do with anything
Its a common assumption that eating pineapple will make your sex discharge tasteless or at least better tasting. I don't really eat pineapple and I eat crap, and my girl says it has no taste. She eats pineapple and she is the best I've ever tasted, so inconclusive on my part.\n\nI did have a gf who ate a lot of mexican food, and she was the foulest tasting snatch I've sampled...
you an Arrested Development fan, or is that your actual name?
My ex-girlfriend ordered onions on everything I ever saw her get at a restaurant. You can imagine how well that went.
i went on a pineapple juice diet for my boyfriend, it was easy to steal from the bar i was working at.\na lot of it will change the taste of your ejaculation!!
2:35 what exactly is it that you're doing?
I would ask him how if he's tasted pineapple cum yet... If not the f*%# him.
Oh I love wit.
I think with all the questions this raises... my boyfriend and i now have a new experiment to figure out for ourselves. needless to say this excites me.