It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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Full of win!
Lesbians + wine + oral sex competition = this epic win.
For a lesbian whorenado, obviously the winds are measured on the Sapphic-Simpson scale.
lost in a twatphoon
Were there zero bras?
Seal the deals with Jack!
Good things happen in port charlotte FTW
It was actually a Caligula-style hoasis.
I love living vicariously through this web site
Sometimes I don't miss that town... Other times I do.
How much he paid for his Bieber sex doll.