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  • Coming from a hairy guy myself. I picked up this chick last weekend who said she didn't care for guys with chest hair. Ask her now and shell tell you that some times you have to give the rug a ride. Let's just say she had to have a second night..... The very next night. Score!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:49pm
  • im just trying to imagine this situation but with the genders reversed.. how would a dude deal with a hairy chick? hahaha what is wrong with my mind? :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 6:14pm
  • Oh man that is the worst!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:53pm
  • dont shave your hair men. its your bodies antenna. if you get a kick of adrenaline and your senses kick hard the hairs will help you. like it could be the difference between life and death in a car accident or bull riding. ٩๏̯͡๏)۶

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 11:43am
  • 10:17 I think we should meet :D I like a man with hair, I find it sexy as all hell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:57am
  • "cock juggling thundercunt" is perhaps the best thing I've heard all day. Thank you, 5:53.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 7:50pm
  • As a hairy dude, I've always founds girls actually like it. We're supposed to be hairy! We're dudes! It's the hairless ones that are weird. In response, I never mind a hairy girl either.... who am I to judge?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 10:17pm
  • People usually can't help how hairy they are. You thought he was hot before the hair so stfu and deal with it you cock juggling thundercunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 5:53pm
  • Personal preferences people. Both genders should maintain pubic hair and practice good hygiene. Personally, i prefer guys with less then average body hair. I find chests sexier when smooth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 12:48am
  • hahah i need to meet 4:40

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 7:54pm
  • get over yourself. he didn't want to get naked bc you're a gross bicycle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 4:22pm
  • Never really understood why it became socially unacceptable for men to have hair. I mean, the male hormone is literally responsible for body hair...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 7:05pm
  • "cock juggling thundercunt" ftw!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 6:21pm
  • It's so stupid that when a hairy vagina text is on this site dumb virgins spam "SHAVE THAT SHIT" and now everyone is defending this dude. God damn, if you want us to be shaved, shave your shit too or shut the fuck up and hold your nut in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 8:46pm
  • depends on WHERE the hair was :P i know guys who just need a bit of a trim to keep it suckable... but then there are the wookie-look-a-likes... walking carpets aren't that hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 5:26pm
  • we shave our legs and arms and vag, and for for some women, even more than that. many times a month. don't bitch because you look like tarzan lives in your crotch and no one wants to see it. no hair at all is creepy though. you just gotta trim the hedges, not cut them down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 10:06pm
  • 5:53 isn't all that original. Thank Ryan Reynolds and Blade for making you pee yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 9:05pm
  • Does your vagina cover your whole body? Because shaving your hair off as a guy is different than just shaving your pubes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 9:17pm
  • this is the fault of all those metro dudes who pluck their eyebrows and shave their legs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 7:25pm
  • odd. i'm a hairy fucker and all the girls i've been with tell me its manly. keeping the boys groomed is one thing, but the day i start shaving my chest for a slice i may as well donate my testicles to the local goodwill. someone else could put them to far better use.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 5:00am
  • 4:22; don't you mean the municipal cockwash?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 4:54pm
  • my ex-bf was a smooth, hairless fuckin dude - much prefer hair. mmmmmanly. this chick just fears sexuality :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 9:30pm
  • I know the feeling!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:23am
  • Hairy guys need lovin too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 4:24pm
  • Yuck! Laser that shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 5:13pm
  • I think this text was sent about me.. She had to drive 2 hours just to see me- she's never seen me without a shirt, not to mention the fact that she mentioned something about being surprised at seeing all the hair I have on my chest last night.. But it didn't really stop anything from happening.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 12:50am
  • Hmm, i think you're in need of some puberty. Or maybe your efforts would have been better focused on trying to get a 12 year old naked if that's what you were trying to do...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 4:36pm
  • No sweaters on the beach!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 4:40pm
  • Story of my fuckin life! also.....all that work to find out the dude SHAVES EVERYTHING. and I mean EVERYTHING!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 6:37pm
  • Thank you, 4:27 #2 and 5:50. And, pubes? She needs to have them. I like WOMEN, not underage girls, and don't want a woman that makes me think Chris Hanson's about to knock on my door.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 6:50am
  • I looove hair on men, it mean they are a real man. I don't need a guy who looks like a prepubescent boy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 4:27pm
  • 5:53 almost made me pee myself hahahahhhahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 7:32pm