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  • Looks like she just saved a bunch of money by dumping you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:56pm
  • people like you are the reason that women have such a hard time trusting men. thank you. fuckhead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:11pm
    • agreed. guys cheat because they are insecure pieces of shit, thanks for proving it

      Submitted by xsaint on Feb 16, 10 at 10:28am
    • People like you make real men look bad. It's human nature get over it.

      Submitted by DustyBallz on May 13, 10 at 10:22am
      • Oh and I bet you know allllll about "real men," right, DustyBallz? People like you make people like you look like douche bags. But, like you said, it's human nature get over it.

        Submitted by acnoble on Feb 23, 11 at 12:05am
    • oh shut up. the reason you have trouble trusting us is cause you wont shut up enough to let us try. and your mood can go from amazing to demon in 2.5 bitchy seconds

      Submitted by Violator on Sep 30, 10 at 2:30pm
      • Thank you!! Man, why can't they just understand that?!

        Submitted by BigBangErik on Feb 20, 11 at 11:37pm
      • won't shut up to let you try? how is your girlfriend finding you sat in a restaurant with another girl on a date trying? \ngirls and guys can be massive dicks and cheat but I think that is an all-new low. \nIts not sexism, girls can do it too. As a human being, this person is what we Brits like to call "a massive bell-end".

        Submitted by goflyakite22 on Jan 15, 12 at 12:22pm
  • haha.. wow, I'm glad you got caught, now she can go find someone better, someone worth showing that kind of consideration and effort. Hope you never find anyone as good, cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:31pm
  • Piece of shit. Enough said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:51pm
  • At least now she can quit the waitressing job!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:47pm
  • im gonna take your girl out to dinner, ill pay. she'll buy dessert at carvel, with your birthday money. then ill take her home and bang her doggy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:23pm
    • I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

      Submitted by audioZealot on Sep 26, 10 at 4:37pm
    • your my favorite

      Submitted by kinggkongg on Dec 18, 10 at 8:10pm
  • wow. you sir, are a tool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:24pm
  • its your faul for being a douche bag. asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:54pm
  • why would you blow it with a girl who actually thought you were worth something?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:43pm
  • That's what you get for cheating, you fucking asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:13pm
  • I hope she uses the money from her new job to buy herself something nice!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:15pm
  • fucking douche bag. you deserve it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:07pm
  • I feel like that should go on the fuck my life site. Dont you feel like an ass now?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:56pm
  • Don't you feel like an ass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:49pm
  • Whoooooooa. You are a prize asshole. I hope she burns your stuff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:42pm
  • did you tip her well? i mean...you want a good present, dont you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:50pm
  • shes serving me now, thanks bro

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:26pm
  • The hilarity of your absurd assholery has amused me this day. I thank you. May you continue to document the ways in which you show the world how awful of a human being you are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:46pm
    • Why are you trying to talk cool? \nAnd make I thank you, good sir, for your douchebagetry on this fine day. Duh. Lame.

      Submitted by beatstreet on Mar 17, 10 at 11:52am
  • hahhaa yeah www.fmylife.com I really must know, was it worth it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:59pm
  • karma is so sweet, "bro"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:28pm
  • Well weren't u a screwed little cheater

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:14am
  • your girlfriend sounds like a lying bitch. she should've told you about that job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:46am
  • karma will ALWAYS come back and bite you in the ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:33pm
  • I hope you're girlfriend beat your a$$. =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:57pm
  • Poor girl. She actually thought you were worth it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:55pm
  • karmas a bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:29am
  • girls are fucked, hahaha. we get cheated on, fucked and left, assumed crazy for little to no reason (most often), and can't sleep around exactly like guys for fear of being deemed sluts. damn it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:24pm
  • asshole. if you wanna date around, be single. don't drag that poor girl into this since you're obviously not good enough for her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 11:46am
  • You are a horrible person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:26pm
  • Yeah, it's fake, but still sullying the good name of 314...not cool, man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:15am
  • Anonymous said... So what did ya tip. May 14, 2009 8:33PM LMAO!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 4:57pm
  • sucks that this was made up. i don't really understand the point of posting made-up shit but whatever. also, i can't believe you people analyze whether things are fake or real. what a waste of your time. but seriously. this site rejects soooo much that's wayyy funnier than this. i don't get it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 7:59am
  • wow, your an ass. I would've right hook your date if I was your girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:20pm
  • thats what your dumbass gets, hope u don't get your gift & hopefully she was boning her coworker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:48pm
  • Piece of dog shit. End of story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:52am
  • made up or not...thats fucked up. but ur obviously an ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 6:17am
  • well there you go, fuckwad. you get what you deserve.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:17pm
  • karma. hahhaa, sooo funnny!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:56am
  • ohhhhhh st. louis. douchebags.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:56am
  • Wow, you're total douche bag. Pretty sure you should get hit by a train.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:54am
  • so did you stay for dinner? if so, i hope she put AIDS in your food.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:11pm
    • yeah really, and i wonder if she was their waitress the whole night... awwwkward

      Submitted by RwarKittyMeow on Apr 15, 10 at 8:47pm
    • yeah... cause cheating deserves essentially a death sentence

      Submitted by steve018 on Jul 3, 12 at 1:30pm
  • who goes out on dates when theyre cheating? isnt it for that exact reason affairs are typically in seedy motels across town or the back of your parents minivan?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 5:31pm
  • You're a bad ass. I bet she still talks to you because all girls are idiots

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 5:19pm
  • no matter how horrible my day is i can always count on texts from last night to bring up my mood.--god that sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:38pm
  • Very depressing. Kind of like the Gift of the Magi except the male character is a total dickhead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:13pm
  • Well, OP, that's what you get for being a slut. At least your girlfriend and the girl you were cheating with know who you really are now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:59am
  • Damn. This is why girls turn into bitches. And why they turn into lesbians. And If i had been her I would have went and got the pot of hot coffee and poured it in your fuckin lap and walked out the front door. Peace Bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 6:39pm
  • i voted good night... she found out she doesn't deserve you :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:16pm
  • jealousy... such a powerful tool. how was the "im better than her" sex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:30pm
  • i would've poured hot coffee in ur lap

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:05pm
  • i feel so bad for the girlfriend. this guy's such a cheating asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:22am
  • bitch shoulda told you what was up. Her bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:31am
  • To all of u who cheer about this guy reppin the 'Lou, I say this is why we have the highest STD rate per-capita in the country.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:41pm
  • hopefully you did not eat the food, she probably had the cooks do shit to it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:29pm
  • ...and the award for biggest douche bag goes to...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:25am
  • Haha. I love how mad people are at you on here! They sound soooo bitter, like it happened to them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:33pm
  • um just wanted to mention this probably a fake...because this same post is on FML...except from the g/f point of view

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:39am
  • Fu ..... Asshole.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 8:38pm
  • some idiot just copied this and used it on FML

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:00am
  • she deserved it. women are whores. if you disagree with this, check who fills for the most no fault divorces and still take alimony and half of someone else's money.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:47am
  • very easily could have turned this situation around. Dinner with an old friend? long lost family member? Potential business client?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:25am
  • So how much did you tip her?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:29am
  • wow your a real ass whipe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 8:00pm
  • see how karma works? you prick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:28am
  • Wowww!! EPIC FAIL!! Dude.. I bet you lost the best thing you had going for you!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:49pm
  • wow, you suck a big one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 10:34am
  • she was probably a slut anyways

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:45pm
  • you deserve it. bitchasscunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:19pm
  • No, you shouldn't post this on FML. SHE should. You're a cuntbucket.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:52pm
  • Asshole. There was probably cum in your food for that one. Yum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:03am
  • St. Louis would be ashamed...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:40am
  • wow you're an asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:51pm
  • not much to say that hasn't already been said, but for you southpark fans i bet his girl got him an "aids burger in paradise"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:54pm
  • Isn't this on Fmylife?

    Submitted by adrenaline on Jan 21, 10 at 9:40pm
  • 314 REPRESENTTTTTTTT!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 11:10pm
  • haha enjoy using ur right hand for awhile, because im guessing neither of those girls are sticking around. ..if their smart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:40pm
  • Ouchhh. Unluckyyyy :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:45am
  • BUSTED! Well now you see what you don't deserve, lol. Poor her, lucky you :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 10:36am
  • Did she spit in your food?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:42pm
  • What a fucker you are. I hope she left your fucking ass right there and spent it on herself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 5:04pm
  • you're probably the reason 5 years from now she'll be married to another woman. go go asshole. rofl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:48pm
  • you're a fucking asshole and you deserve to go to hell. that is all. oh. get hit by a bus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:24pm
  • im pretty sure if she got a second job for him she wasnt cheating on him. at least get a dumb girl to cheat on, like the one who said that she was probly doing the same thing.. theres a nice, stupid one for you. loser, im sure shes doing much better without you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:02am
  • Gotta love your girl, getting a second job... Maybe she'll be up for 2v1?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:09pm
  • way 2 go retard. epic fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:19am
  • Lmfaoooo, you guys are so whiney. Who gives a fuck the world isn't going to quit spinning for you. So keep calling the guy from the fake text an asshole and a dickhead and all that good stuff, where is it going to get you? Nowhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:06pm
  • What was the present?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:44pm
  • Well guys... If u look all the way at the bottom, and I mean ALL the way lol u will see that someone told him to post it on FML so who knows if he copied it from some one or some one copied for him! Ppl on this are stupid and mean this is suppose to be a fun site not a fucking bitchin forum!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:52am
  • you atleast got breakup sex or a bj right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:41pm
  • I hope you rot in hell, jerk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 11:25pm
  • that's what you get, fucktard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:45pm
  • I say this is hysterical. And I'm a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:32pm
  • jackass. that is such a horrible thing to do. how do you think that makes her feel? she definitely loves you enough to get a second job for your birthday present, and this is what you do. she deserves someone better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:16pm
  • Damn fool thats helluh shadyyyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 8:53pm
  • you really should learn about fmylife.com cuz it would fit right in there.

    Submitted by xxwhiterabbitxx on Feb 23, 10 at 7:46pm
  • Wow, you're just one step above the lowest of the low. The lowest of the low would be if you had slept with another girl but hey, you probably did that as well. You give the male sex a bad reputation. Karma's a bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:55am
  • Did you still order your food?????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:39pm
  • Made up or not, I laughed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:12pm
  • This sounds made up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:35pm
  • That is a story for Fmylife.com

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:55pm
  • yeeeesssss to July 16, 2009 2:16PM fuck him girl you get yourself a man that treats you right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:38am
  • Bros you had me stiches.. this is my new FB status.. :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:46pm
  • Ouch. You're a tool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:02pm
  • dude feel good about yourself...thats awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:11pm
    • I hope you die. You are a waste for thinking like that. You (if you ever get a girl at all) are the predator type, looking for girls that tend to be heavily dependent on people, and always get into bad/abusive relationships. If I had power, and a dick, i would make you my bitch and sell you on the street corner. after i finished with you, i would put you through excruciating mental and physical torture before discarding you.

      Submitted by Shrasa on May 8, 10 at 8:23pm
  • dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:39am
  • I could have gotten myself out of this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:02am
  • Good fucking job you idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:47pm
  • Great job. You shouldve gotten them to double up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:51pm
  • Wow dude. Your a prick. Kama is a bitch muhfucka!:] have a nice fucking life and when someone does you dirty like this, don't whine. Oh and to you who posted something on June 10, 2009 at like 1:46: your a dumb douche bag who obviously needs to figure out how to write. And putting it as your fb status? Woww ha no life?:]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:07pm
  • You're a Grade A Douchebag...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 3:54pm
  • Hahah represent saint Louis!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:47pm
  • You're my absolute hero. I think it sounded legit. Fuck all you cunts who are like, YOU'RE A FUCKING SCUMBAGFUCKFACECUNT!. Seriously. Fuck off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:12pm
  • You deserved it Dickhead!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:12am
  • This is an FML u are all sad fuckheads

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 8:10pm
  • Fuckin great job idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:06pm
  • Wow, homo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 12:11am
  • Hey fuckheads this was on TFLN long before it was on FML!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:59pm
  • How awkward for the girl he (we're assuming here) went on a date with. i mean we also dont know that they are in a monogamous relationship

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:43am
  • wow. DICK! hahaa you get what you deserve bro

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:00am
  • Um what?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:24pm
  • Fucking prick. Go die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:57pm
  • Ha, screw Geico, by dumping your sorry ass, she just saved a bunch of money for "ex-fucktoy" insurance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:52pm
  • made up or not this is funny shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:17am
  • "Every woman is a whore except for our Mothers. " QFT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:18pm
  • hilarious, all you bitches need to shut up. Girls are dumb she probably took him back. You whores deserve what you get ahhhhh thank you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:44pm
  • Damn you're an asshole. You should have invited her back for a threesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:34pm
  • wow your scum atleast that poor girl can quite her 2cnd job and the other girl can get way b4 u screaw her over 2

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:48pm
  • Sick fuck. I hope she embarrased the fuck outa you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:55am
  • You deserve it asshole!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:24am
  • what what what what what did your girlfriend do after she saw you with another woman? jerk jerk jerk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:30am
  • good thing she dumped your ugly ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:36am
  • better have left a good tip.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 11:17am
  • If Tiger couldn't get away with doing that then what in the blue hell were you thinking?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:56am
  • I hope you tipped her well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:29pm
  • FUCK CHEATERS. You obviously have low self esteem.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:33pm
  • This is the entry that "jumps the shark" for this site. Sorry, guys. It's over.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:34am
  • May 14, 2009 7:40PM . 1000 thumbs up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 4:33am
  • Did ya still get the gift?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:48am
  • DICK FACE I LUV THE BEATLES

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:47pm
  • So what'd she get you for your birthday?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:18pm
  • Dude, you need to plan these things better. Try to take strange on dates at least 20 miles from home.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:31am
  • sucks this was made up... it's pretty hilarious. i send real shit that's way funnier and it never gets posted. i think the people who run this site are anti-nj.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:01pm
  • your the fuckin man in my book

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:19pm
  • it's ok man, keep ur head up, maybe the new 1 is the 1 for u!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:49am
  • yeah, you fuckin deserve that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:10pm
  • pleez tell me u had a really good excuse and a girl that will go along with anything to avoid getting her ass kicked by ur girlfriend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 4:27am
  • You people need to understand that this site thrives on asshole-ish behavior. Suck it up, you stupid cry babies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 9:06am
  • Soviet Russia shut the fuuuuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:54pm
  • Your so mean! I hope she dumped your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:42pm
  • What the fuck is fml. Fat malasian llama's?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:24pm
  • i don't even know what else to say except FUCK YOU! even if that was made up, the fucking asshole shit face bitch who wrote that deserves to die alone. with crabs. and a dog eating his face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:23am
  • wow u must feel like a huge a hole sir

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:30pm
  • Hah...epic fucking fail, man. Wrong place at the wrong time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:02pm
  • why do people make up texts to put on here, just like oh hey...this would be funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:28pm
  • did you at least fuck the girl you took out?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:14pm
  • I would have skinned you alive....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 8:29am
  • sounds like the 314. I've dealt with you idiots before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:49pm
  • this is stupid.... go home.... fail...... this is honestly the worst night ever realllllly???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:59pm
  • If your not cheating your not trying... I lol'd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:23pm
  • Man, that fucking sucks life's a bitch these days.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:53am
  • THIS GUYS THE MAN... sorry that you got so much bad luck budd. hopefully next time ur girl aint a bitch and will tell u that she has a job. but keep ur head up cuz now u can find a girl and take her out w/o having to worry about some stupid bitch u wont care about 5 weeks from now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:41pm
  • she could have just switched to gieco

    Submitted by arm1995 on Feb 13, 11 at 6:58pm
  • I respect you greatly haha

    Submitted by danielanakwenze on Jan 7, 11 at 4:16am
  • Yeah, you're a prick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:44pm
  • Like girls don't fuck around like crazy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:02pm
  • Horrible horrible person, at least you can try an play it off as you and a co worker were having lunch and your boss would be there soon to join. That is how you dont get caught.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:41pm
  • this isnt a text, its an FML entry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:31pm
  • Yay! Now you can have a threesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:31pm
  • Two words: Lorena Bobbitt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:24pm
  • Wow, you deserve it for cheating. Loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 5:08pm
  • If he was cheating his gf couldn't have been that good. He'll probably find a better one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:05pm
  • Oh my god..typical man..atleast she was still civil in public i wouldve accidentally dropped shit in ur lap

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:13pm
  • This is fake for the following reasons. 1. No one gets a second job to buy someone a birthday gift. Christmas would be plausible because people actually do that to buy gifts for their family. 2. The girlfriend isn't mentioned by name, if he confides in this person enough to admit that he is cheating then he would obviously know the girlfriend's name. 3. I think I saw this in a shitty movie once, It might have starred Kate Hudson. I'm not really sure, it was on while I was fucking your mother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 6:56am
  • I hope you got herpes. And I hope Jeff dies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:46am
  • thats happened to me before. ended up having a threesome. good time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:49am
  • You sorry son of a bitch. Karma is a bitch homie...enjoy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:21pm
  • did you pay the bill too?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:37pm
  • you shut up now. mmmmkaaaay

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:28pm
  • You deserved it for cheating on your girlfriend!

    Submitted by Marisa on Jan 18, 10 at 4:56am
  • Hahaha absolutely awesome! Why is everybody crying about it. Get of your high horses and enjoy the situtation you sad fucks! Virtual high 5 dude, it's genius!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:24am
  • thats awesome, but i think all of the females are pissed

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:34am
  • wow lol, scummy as fuck props

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:53am
  • yeah but pimps dont cry unless they momma die.. go bang a slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:43pm
  • wow what a jerk. you better hope that girl doesnt come get you. if my boyfriend did that, i would never let him forget it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:28am
  • first off you're a stupidassss. secondly, karmas a bitch, nobody likes a cheatt

    Submitted by ilovemikesmom on Apr 25, 10 at 4:22pm
  • wait to fuck it up for all the guys out there who are actually decent and have a sense of mind. Fuck you asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 4:39am
  • Seroiusly way to go fuckface u complete the steroetype and ruin it for real guys like us

    Submitted by villy94 on Jul 30, 10 at 3:34pm
  • well u are from STL so i'm not surprised... DBAG

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:50pm
  • For the retards who think this is fake because it was on FML: Did it ever enter your minds that this person submitted to BOTH sites? FYL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:46am
  • What the hell is so far-fetched about this? It could fucking happen. Y'all are naive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 1:00am
  • Whew I don't think all these guilt trips that people are attempting to send you on are even necessary. If you don't feel like utter shit, you lack a soul.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:35am
  • 4:42 dick move. All I have to say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:59pm
  • Funny lesson learned

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:54pm
  • hahahaha that's how we do it in st. louis...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:49pm
  • i'm pretty glad everyone here already hates you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:49am
  • That's an FML, fo sho.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:04am
  • you dumb son of a bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:58am
  • This shits on FML. U deserved it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:42am
  • u dont take the girls your cheating with on dates , Idiot!~

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:13pm
  • PROPS st. louis what what?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:39pm
  • Hahahaaaha what an ass

    Submitted by kkristinn12 on Jan 6, 11 at 11:25pm
  • Did they both do some tv show shit and dump two sodas on you, high five eachother an walk away? Or some cheaters type shit an go all ghetto on you or eachother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:55pm
  • whatever atleast they were only bf/gf cheaper to get rid of cuz its free!!! and to the girl that was cheated on girl, ur better than him he doesnt deserve u anyway,to the guy quit ur games cause u aint got game..proven, women have more game than men!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:05am
  • well your an asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:16pm
  • hahahaha you shit bag

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 8:43pm
  • Sounds kinda like what my ex girlfriend did to me. Only I was working the security industry at a mall and she brought him and I caught them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:20pm
  • Next time you will learn to ask for a cheaper present

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:49pm
  • way to be a cocksucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:35pm
  • May 15, 2009 4:56AM- You sir know how to make relationships work "Admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter accusations"...Such a dick phrase but it's true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:53am
  • Loser

    Submitted by muncho on Nov 19, 10 at 6:50pm
  • you definitely fucking deserve it. a girl that cares about you that much that she got a second job to buy you a girt and your going to go on a date with someone else?? your fucking scum you asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 8:21pm
  • You worthless scum-bag piece of shit bastard you need to go die asshole. Seriously

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:48am
  • dickhead, now BOTH the girls hate you and think your a pig, and word spreads douchebagel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:20am
  • Wow, guys like u r the reason y us girls never trust u guys... lol damn proven fact..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:35pm
  • She was way too good for you anyway.

    Submitted by Uncle_Hammer on Apr 23, 10 at 10:51pm
  • Omfg that sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:25am
  • What? You're allowed to have friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:28pm
  • Lol nice job

    Submitted by ilovetoparty1 on Apr 24, 10 at 11:01pm
  • hope you catch AIDs mother fucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:40am
  • did she get u your bday gift....LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:21pm
  • this is fmylife material.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 4:33pm
  • She spat in youre food and fucked youre best friend.. Way to go asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:26am
  • who gives a shit... if you aren't one of the girls... or the guy... SHUT UP and enjoy the post... get on with your boring life and file something at your dead end job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 10:13am
  • haha awesome, don't sweat it man, /b/itches are a dime a dozen! but the important question, did you push for a threesome!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:03pm
  • that's pretty bad. hopefully one stuck around

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:31pm
  • looks like your girl's got an FML post.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:32pm
  • lol, I've been in similar situations before. Hate having to explain shit like this. Any who, seems like a lot of the women on this site have been cheated on and are probably single. Kudos to the future raging feminists of the world. :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:55pm
  • Oops.. I meant to say: I hope you're ex girlfriend beat your a$$.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:00pm
  • know what's funny? chicks hear a story like this and react as if this story happened personally to THEM hahahaha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:46am
  • thats what you get for cheating i guess

    Submitted by hadjihunter on Sep 30, 10 at 2:55am
  • Haha, bet you feel like a prick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:33pm
  • So much hate... Why do people read these posts if they're gonna get all 'lesbians rule, women's rights' on us? Go back Twilight losers :-x

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:10pm
  • this was also on FML....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:22pm
  • Jackass

    Submitted by stog on May 29, 10 at 10:46pm
  • Dickhead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 8:24pm
  • This is so damn stupid. It's not even funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:50am
  • That is horrible, what an asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:51am
  • just ask for anal next birthday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:43pm
  • Asshole.

    Submitted by kasselle on Mar 14, 10 at 10:47pm
  • Dude.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:00am
  • Ya def on fml I have no life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:32pm
  • That should be posted on FML

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:35pm
  • much hate, much hate. you kinda deserve it, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:35am
  • well we all know May 14, 2009 7:40PM is a fucking skank!! just because you're a slut doesnt mean the rest of us get to be treated like one

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:04pm
  • I hope she cuts you in your sleep ass hole.

    Submitted by marelann on Jul 26, 11 at 9:53am
  • You big dummy

    Submitted by thecouragebadge on Mar 1, 10 at 11:42am
  • he didn't necessarily ask for the gift maybe she wanted to surprise him with an awesome present and had to get a second job to afford it. ever think of that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:57am
  • this is the reason i use the shit out of men and feel no remorse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:03am
  • You don't deserve her one bit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:08am
  • Maybe the gf wasn't doing something that didn't get the guy satisfied enough for him to go around and cheat? People don't cheat for a thrill, there are reasons behind the actions.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:10pm
  • Odds are is the bitch probably deserved it. and if she didnt, your actions are a testiment to men who have gotten screwed over by girls nationwide. You're no asshole when the cunt deserved every bit of that. Fuck her and the 50 hour double job work week. Happy Birthday and Cheers to you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:59am
  • the important thing is did you get the present

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:57pm
  • [Nelson] HA-ha! [/Nelson]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:27am
  • Other than that, how was the meal?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:33pm
  • hope you were smart enough not to eat the food...but prolly not since you got caught cheating! haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:34pm
  • I'd have stabbed you with a fork then poured salt in it. Then bitch slapped the tranny you were with.

    Submitted by Jamers on Sep 29, 10 at 12:21am
  • Omfg,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 7:25pm
  • November 18th 12:14 YDI means you deserve it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:28pm
  • douchecanoe

    Submitted by anonymoosee on Jun 27, 10 at 12:02am
  • Damn that sucks.. Research first bro

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:53am
  • Either a really bad night... Or a really really really good one!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:37pm
  • GOOD FOR YOU! Don't tie yourself down so young, keep one on the leash while you slyly go around and nail anything else that will let you. Don't worry about all of these haters, they're just pissed because they cant get ONE, let alone TWO people to be with them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:28pm
  • you are a god damn beauty, keep it up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:21am
  • lmfao thatz the funniest thing ive heard in a longg time... lol ur new girl figure out wtf waz going on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:34pm
  • Fuck it. Plenty of fish. Stories like that are priceless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 9:46am
  • "Today I found out my boyfriend is a fucking loser. FML"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:33am
  • Makes me ashamed to say I'm from St. Louis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:32pm
  • sooo..... what did she get you?

    Submitted by djdiddles2442 on Nov 6, 10 at 8:09pm
  • Wow .karmas a bitch mister hahaha

    Submitted by WOODSEY on Aug 26, 10 at 12:58am
  • to all you men out there... you can thank this guy for the reason why all our girlfriends are psychotic and have a reason to be! cheers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:33pm
  • it's real...i'm the girl he cheated with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:21pm
  • All men aren't assholes. It's just the ones from Jersey

    Submitted by legendarry on Mar 23, 11 at 10:30pm
  • You're a fuckface

    Submitted by SgtSalt on Mar 28, 10 at 3:37am
  • Stolen from FML... Lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:08pm
  • This was the most hilarious thing I've read in a long time. Thank you, sir. Virtual high five.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:46pm
  • Good luck dude you got this

    Submitted by reddonkey on Aug 8, 11 at 12:41pm
  • How is this the worst ever?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:06pm
    • i think its just because it's one of the texts with the highest number of "bad night" votes

      Submitted by RwarKittyMeow on Apr 15, 10 at 9:02pm
  • 6 05 - so he couldnt be a man and tell her? douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:49pm
  • yeah nice, pick a diff restaurant next time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:41pm
  • they were probably both sluts... you should have had them make out

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:53pm
  • Bet you feel like an asshole!! Lol thats pretty low man. I'll be waiting to read your next post that will say "just cought my new gf cheating on me..." and ill be laughing my ass off!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:18am
  • Ha unlucky

    Submitted by iseedeadseals on Mar 29, 10 at 6:41pm
  • You piece of shit. I did the same

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:12pm
  • this. is. fucking. hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 9:42pm
  • I have to say thankyou. That anger pussy was the best I got out of her since she moved to my place after. God you're an idiot.

    Submitted by farukdothis on Mar 31, 11 at 11:45am
  • if this were on fmylife, i would YDI the heck out of it also, 4:28, get out of here you dumb fourteen year old boy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:12am
  • what a C U N T!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:59am
  • dude, he was cheating on her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:58am
  • so does protocol dictate that he tips her or not? he's already fucked...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:35pm
  • I wooda said it was my friend from church who was helping me find Jesus and I would have had my foot in the other girls pussy and if she said anything I would have pushed hard enough to shut her up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:42pm
  • That was on FML awhile ago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 6:48pm
  • Ughhh you are an ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:08pm
  • i kinda hope you are tortured by this forever, but since you are such a wonderful person, I'm sure you will brush it off easily.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:21pm
  • fuck that bitch. she didnt tell you she got another job. she cant be trusted. shes a lying whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:03pm
  • i love how pissed off the people on this site get about shit like this. oh i meant the women, not the people. but still, it was an epic failure of an affair. A for effort though. maybe next time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:41pm
  • hahhahahha thata boyyyyy. representing St. Louis 314

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:17pm
  • Hahahahaha wow look at how offended the women get because they prolly been cheated on. But a girl will turn on her best friend for a dude or won't give a fuck about the other girl if that's the dude they like. So stop fronting. Either way serves him right for being stupid.

    Submitted by Bollified on Jan 4, 11 at 1:31am
  • I feel bad for the waitress girl

    Submitted by hockeypuckhead on Jul 11, 10 at 3:41pm
  • Damn. That's shitty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:40pm
  • my life is sad. i just read a bunch of these. had to drink the koolaid and add my 2 cents. fml (btw also where this came from. fake)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:18pm
  • some dudes just suck at cheating

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:48pm
  • Dude. That's not cool. \nAnyone can do better than you.

    Submitted by TheHagan on Oct 29, 10 at 12:33am
  • Worthless sack of shit. Glad your ass was busted. CLOWN!!

    Submitted by llm on Jun 30, 10 at 10:35pm
  • I'm so proud the the Lou has the top worst night of all time... Fake or not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:57am
  • ^Couldn't agree more. 'Cept I am a woman, but that just means I get more what you mean about women making mountains out of molehills etc. Course, this is kind of an argument for interrelationship discussion, isn't it? Talking to your gf, and finding out where she works. Hmm. Do your homework mate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:42pm
  • BUMMER

    Submitted by marshall55 on Sep 9, 10 at 1:04am
  • Ask me anything: http://www.formspring.me/ALSongsLover11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:35am
  • i hope she poured hot soup on your dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:52am
  • See what you get for being a dick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:44am
  • sould have taken her to taco bell

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:05pm
  • Wow you're pathetic...you act as if she did something wrong when you're the dick who was taking another girl on a date...GREAT NIGHT

    Submitted by OxfordGirl101 on Nov 3, 10 at 12:34am
  • You're a dick<---that is ypu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:37pm
  • Fyl right? Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:41pm
  • I'm almost certain 99% of these are made up, Idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:33am
  • You're a little fucker! Don't you feel like a douche? I feel sorry for the poor girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:24am
  • lawl. stupid motherfucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:08pm
  • Fuck cheaters

    Submitted by impooping on Mar 26, 10 at 3:04pm
  • This is copyed from FML

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:01am
  • People like dis give the good guys a bad name cuz then every girl thinks we all like dis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:36pm
  • Another Missouri Asshole. I Am So Not Impressed(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:15pm
  • wow, this isn't funny. another dumb one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:10pm
  • cheaters always get caught so don't try to get away with it guys.. we will always catch u so grow up and be faithful and maybe u then can be part of this society

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:34pm
  • The game

    Submitted by iReplyInLyrics on Jun 25, 10 at 12:14am
  • you degenerate piece of shit go jump in a hole and kill yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:12pm
  • women are objects, sorry you got caught bro. it woulda been sick if you got the present then immediately broke the news to her about some other girl bobbing ur slob

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:27pm
  • Yikes! lol Play on Playa!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:58am
  • Dude you're an asshole.

    Submitted by Blind_Mag on Jun 23, 10 at 3:00am
  • Good shit

    Submitted by lileugene on May 11, 10 at 11:12am
  • Whatever man. No sweat. Every woman is a whore except for our Mothers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:17pm
  • Agreed 10:27

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:58pm
  • ur awful. just go live by urself, u cheating ass-fuck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:26pm
  • 25th at 11:00pm. - You clearly have little to no intelligence. But I guess if You think about it... could work both ways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:42pm
  • guess youll know better next time douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:52pm
  • "Oops.. I meant to say: I hope you're ex girlfriend beat your a$$." Agreed! However, it's not "you're" it's "your."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:22pm
  • douche

    Submitted by jarmygirl on Mar 3, 10 at 2:45am
  • I also saw this on fml. FAIL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:51am
  • Dirt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:40pm
  • I want to junk punch you all up in your man business

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:18pm
  • Doucheeeee bagggg.

    Submitted by swtsxy15 on Jan 12, 11 at 1:07pm
  • That sucks soooo bad! But you shouldn't have cheated in the first place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:24pm
  • Bitch ass hoe prob planned it

    Submitted by RAWR121 on Nov 28, 10 at 6:50pm
  • You totally deserve it. At least now she knows what a bastard you are.

    Submitted by Authoress on Jun 27, 10 at 1:38pm
  • Your a cheating whore! I'm breaking up with you you BASTARD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:42am
  • it's your own fault...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:21pm
  • You make me sick you dickhead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:24am
  • asshole!

    Submitted by tayybabayy15 on Jun 5, 10 at 2:20am
  • I'm pretty sure I saw this on FML. Someone on FML might have ripped this off since FML is the recent one. Or the ex-girlfriend just happened to post it on FML and the cheating boyfriend just happened to post it on TFLN. Weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:01pm
  • " as long as you cheated up and not down." - funny as hell. Yeah, that sucks but a great story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 3:37pm
  • Hi \n\nP.S. who wants my big floppy man meat

    Submitted by someguybrad on Nov 21, 10 at 4:44am
  • 

    Submitted by shamilton on Mar 8, 10 at 2:59pm
  • Haha doucher

    Submitted by Farside on Feb 6, 10 at 12:26am
  • This was on fml like a month ago. Dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 6:48pm
  • So. What was she gonna get you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 8:40am
  • 8/10 3:01PM STFU you're a bitch!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:51pm
  • i hope you made her eat your dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:41am
  • bro i'm gonna teach you a phrase that will change your whole outlook on shit.... admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter accusations. if your're never wrong then they are never right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:56am
  • You just lost the best thing that will ever happen to you. Dumb shit :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 11:57am
  • "did you tip her well? i mean...you want a good present, dont you?" This.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 6:35am
  • 314 reprazent! That's how we roll, baby!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:56am
  • Wow! What a douchelord.

    Submitted by k8ydid on Jul 6, 10 at 3:09pm
  • Dude stl is boring nothing else to do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 12:14pm
  • You are a fucking douche

    Submitted by ooga on Apr 11, 10 at 8:21am
  • Props sucks though. Idt it's the worst night ever. I imagine you caught a lottta he'll though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 5:50am
  • How did over 3000 people "like" this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:40pm
  • So did you get away with it or what?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:45pm
  • LOL you're such a douchebag....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:51pm
  • I don't care what y'all say, this is funny shit. Imagine the convo that took place. Wonder if she kept the job after the cussing she was doin or was she pro about it and just took their orders. Ha ha

    Submitted by jasone7668 on Apr 27, 10 at 4:22pm
  • She must not be Latino cause my girl would have stabbed my ass

    Submitted by bentondirt on Dec 26, 11 at 1:11am
  • dumb SHIT FUCK... hope you feel like itchy herpes balls now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:14pm
  • all the bitches in here who are like what an asshole!!?!? omg!! fuck you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:17pm
  • should've tried to get a threesome before she kicked you to the curb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 9:27am
  • you do realize you fail at life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:37am
  • Like someone said earlier this was on Fmylife.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:28pm
  • FFFAAAAKKKKEEEEE this was in FML.com before

    Submitted by chelsea_mae on Mar 4, 10 at 4:21am
  • Why would you announce something like this? That's a shitty thing to do to someone you're going out with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:11pm
  • Don't you feel like a prick?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 5:27am
  • You don't deserve her. I hope she dumped ur sorry pathetic ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:44pm
  • you deserve it.. you are such a geek

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:07am
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAH! thats what ya get

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:20am
  • Everybody in STL isn't that bad!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:18pm
  • Daymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 9:48am
  • that's so sad :( sooooo, so sad...hopefully you've learned your lesson...

    Submitted by learngivinalovin on Jan 31, 10 at 3:41am
  • Douch!!

    Submitted by ItsAtlantaBaby on Apr 19, 10 at 10:21am
  • Ohhhhhh man. That is the worst.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 7:44pm
  • Man this sucks so bad.

    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 2, 10 at 6:31pm
  • Ehh, it happens to the best of us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:50am
  • now my boyfriend wants me to tell him when I get a second job

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:57pm
  • D-Bag...

    Submitted by CHKN on Aug 17, 10 at 8:49pm
  • This is even worse since she got the extra job to buy you a bday present. Cocksucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:20pm
  • You give the rest of us with this area code a bad name

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:35pm
  • At least she found out what a loser you are. Now she can quit her extra job, keep the extra money, and find a better man! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:32pm
  • Owowowowow :,(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:21am
  • Well, you're just a dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:43am
  • even if it is made up this is still the reason i hate guys. because you do shit like this. the end.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:38pm
  • you deserve to get the worst night ever on tfln

    Submitted by abc101 on Jan 10, 11 at 9:57pm
  • Yea it is on fml

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:44pm
  • i dont know man, that just a major dick move. so is cheating on a girl in general. the one time i ever did i had met a way better girl and tried calling my girlfriend to end things before i did anything, but she didnt answer. all i did was make out with the girl and i ended up dumping my girlfriend the next day, but even with that i still feel bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:01pm
  • hey this was on FML!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:26am
  • I hope you die in a horrible way, ASSHOLE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:57pm
  • You shouldve went somewhere far , u can't be a player little boy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:20am
  • That sucks. What shitty luck.

    Submitted by bilbo13 on Jun 26, 10 at 11:14am
  • haha woww your stupid

    Submitted by xxbrianalove on Mar 5, 10 at 10:55am
  • lmaoo that really sucks .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:22pm
  • Happy to know this is still worst night... Since the first day it was posted.

    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 28, 10 at 6:26pm
  • Hahahaha wowww

    Submitted by RdHoff on Mar 26, 10 at 6:38pm
  • I'm pretty sure the entire movie Waiting went into ur food times 30.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 7:37am
  • You are all fags and just can't get A girl while you bitch about guys that can get more then one. Quit crying and learn how to play the game and quit being lame. Good job dude on to the next!!

    Submitted by holler12345 on May 18, 10 at 1:55pm
  • Ahah that's what you get for cheating

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:14pm
  • U need to stick to one girl!!! I bet no other girl will trust u anymore! Asshole

    Submitted by countrygurl on Oct 28, 10 at 6:57am
  • This must have really made you look like a dumbshit

    Submitted by jamison95 on Jun 10, 10 at 4:55pm
  • hahhahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa u got caught brother... fuckin idiot.. why i dont bother cheating or playin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:07pm
  • as long as you cheated up and not down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:47am
  • Boss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 10 at 10:50am
  • did you get with the girl after the date? if so.... who cares?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 12:53am
  • WOW. You are a cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:56am
  • EPIC FAIL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:42am
  • Fck dat sucks lol did u leave a tip haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:36am
  • I'm so lame. I recognize this from FML.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:55pm
  • Feminism rules. Fuckin liberals

    Submitted by cares on Mar 20, 12 at 2:52am
  • Represent 314 baby

    Submitted by stl_fimest on Jun 29, 10 at 2:56am
  • You got everything you deserved you bastard.

    Submitted by amineaddict28 on May 19, 10 at 11:11pm
  • Youre a fucking piss of shit. I dont care if you were cheating on a total bitch but your gf was trying to do something nice for you asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 9:39pm
  • Wow ... That fuxkin sucks dick .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:22pm
  • if the new girl sucks a better dick.....who gives a fuck! Just sucks you didn't get your birthday present first!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:40pm
  • With the cooment of men not being able to be trusted... I agree with that for about 80% of the male population.. I am happily a part of the other 20% ive never cheated and never will because im smart and know the joy of my girlfriend and dont wanna deatroy it

    Submitted by MysterS on Jul 2, 11 at 10:05am
  • Ha that blows..

    Submitted by Krae16 on Feb 7, 11 at 5:21pm
  • Smooth move slick.

    Submitted by Kjenkins on May 27, 10 at 6:50pm
  • In the words of Sly Stallone, "Happy birthday, asshole."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 4:34am
  • Dude your a fukin loser your a dick like wow

    Submitted by rockstar13425 on Apr 23, 10 at 10:42am
  • hahaha damn. busted

    Submitted by Libby on Jan 20, 10 at 5:50am
  • What's that quote off of?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:43am
  • One word: twat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 6:16pm
  • That sucks ass dude.. I don't see how you didn't know about her second job thiigh

    Submitted by drizzy3 on Apr 1, 10 at 2:53am
  • so...girls who expect to not be cheated on are raging feminists? and ppl who are upset about this situation must be single and lonely? 5 years and going strong with my guy and we're both pissed about this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:36am
  • so no one else thought this was hilarious? fake or not, that's funny. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:01pm
  • dfjfdj

    Submitted by preet on Nov 19, 10 at 2:19am
  • i love how the worst is from STL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:58pm
  • Damn good luck explaining this one!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:57pm
  • That's gotta suck! Did u leave a tip? LMAO!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:44pm
  • Well done

    Submitted by BambooMan on Mar 2, 11 at 10:14pm
  • Your one dumb son of a bitch

    Submitted by Defender19 on Dec 31, 10 at 12:46am
  • Damn, that sucks sooooooooooooo bad. Like damn. Haha.

    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 23, 10 at 4:25pm
  • "sounds like the 314. I've dealt with you idiots before. " You sound fat

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:10pm
  • Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 4:03pm
  • What an "Oh Shit" moment

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:49pm
  • You're like a really really big asshole lol

    Submitted by biggin on Apr 7, 10 at 2:48pm
  • i doubt this was a text.. anyone you are texting knows your girlfriend's name

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:14pm
  • Sure the majority of us are emotionless, myself included, however this is illogical and wrong. If your girlfriend bought you something so expensive she had to get a secret job, why the hell cheat on her?! Plus, if she's willing to get the job, she can probably give you a "job" just as easily.

    Submitted by Isaiah on May 11, 11 at 11:54pm
  • You don't sell your old car before you buy a new one...

    Submitted by smashedface on Nov 9, 10 at 5:43pm
  • 2:15 he didn't know she worked there....

    Submitted by ameilsa on Sep 12, 10 at 11:32pm
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=related

    Submitted by crazyman217 on May 24, 11 at 5:09pm
  • HE IS NOT AN ASS HOLE... HE IS A VICTIM OF A STUPID BITCH WHO IS THE SCUM OF THE EARTH AND WILL DIE ALONE... PROPS BRO DONT LET THIS BITCH THAT U WONT CARE ABOUT 5 WEEKS FROM NOW SALT YOUR GAME.. GO OUT THERE AND SCORE SOME PUSS.. AND REMEMBER IF U RUN INTO A GIRL WITH A BOYFRIEND JUST TELL YOURSELF THAT JUST CUZ THERE IS A GOALIE DOESN"T MEAN YOU CANT SCORE..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:26pm
    • Wow. That was mature of you. It's great that you can't even post a real name. Anonymous? Clever. If you honestly think the guy isn't an asshole, you must be the guy who went on the date with the other girl. It's ridiculous that guys can just sit by and tell guys it's okay to cheat cause it makes them awesome. Why is it that if girls do it, we're automatically sluts? Grow up.

      Submitted by lalala08 on Apr 30, 10 at 8:26am
      • you tell him lalala. for real you're a douche. have you ever had a girlfriend. guys like this and probably you are the reason the guys who actually give a shit about a girl can't get them because they're afraid of getting hurt again. fuck you and whoever this guy is. i hate guys like you with a passion

        Submitted by bigchadwsu2014 on Jan 5, 11 at 11:10pm
  • you're a fuck.

    Submitted by woodstock89 on Sep 18, 10 at 1:46pm
  • in soviet russia your girlfriend ate a grilled cheese

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 4:18pm
  • Haha Im a girl and I find it funny. So what people cheat its not a big deal we just make it one. And if its fake its still funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 3:34pm
  • Great stuff

    Submitted by slazenger on Oct 18, 10 at 8:13pm
  • You are SCUM

    Submitted by gangsterbarbie on Jul 26, 11 at 10:12pm
  • that's what she gets for leaving the kitchen

    Submitted by vinmyer13 on Jul 20, 11 at 10:03am
  • Legend, hope you kept the hotter one

    Submitted by al52091 on Dec 13, 10 at 2:05pm
  • Dick.

    Submitted by kuzvo on Sep 27, 10 at 8:58pm
  • AHHHHHHHHH YEAH BROSEPH!!!!!! CHILL MAN!!!!!!!YOUR COOL CUZ YOU CAN CHEAT!!!!! TURN UP THE DAVE AND GO GET EM BRAH!

    Submitted by PotLovingMF on Sep 15, 10 at 11:23pm
  • Oh no that quote that were saying about manjina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:10am
  • HILARIOUS.....but sometimes that's part of the game, bro!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:35pm
  • honestly the sad part is....a guy would not get an extra job to buy a girl a present, and still see someone else. A WOMAN on the other hand would get an extra job, buy you a great present, and still be f-in another dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:07pm
  • One word dude.,. Fucked.,. That's wht u are now.,.

    Submitted by Pwujsexy91 on Jan 3, 11 at 3:56pm
  • hahhaahaha314 represenntt

    Submitted by posner on Oct 3, 10 at 11:12pm
  • Stay loyal

    Submitted by kjmr52 on Mar 11, 10 at 11:50pm
  • That's what you get asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:56pm
  • Since when was it a crime to put the samething on here as FML? who made that law? Nice job by the way man ha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:20pm
  • Um fail???

    Submitted by snoodle99 on Jul 4, 11 at 5:30pm
  • Your a FUCKEN IDIOT!!!!!! No really whos this fucken stupid?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:51pm
  • Same thing happend to me but then I just got my girlfriend and had sex with her in the bathroom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 3:36pm
  • I know it's already been said, but there's a reversed version on FML about this. Just it's the girl cheating and the guy was trying to buy an engagement ring.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:54am
  • Lmfao

    Submitted by tankytot on Jun 4, 10 at 3:11pm
  • EPIC FUCKING FAIL HAHAHA THAT'LL TEACH YOUR UNFAITHFUL FUCK HEATHEN SELF! JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:27pm
  • And this one's STILL the worst text ever. And it was months ago when I last checked.

    Submitted by xXLelaXx on May 28, 10 at 4:01pm
  • You're a house cat fucking little rat dick and I hope you get ball cancer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:02pm
  • Asshole.

    Submitted by destineee on Jan 8, 11 at 9:43am
  • Tool bag

    Submitted by BayBayGirlLove1 on Jun 16, 11 at 1:02am
  • Dick move...

    Submitted by ThatCoolKid on Aug 29, 10 at 11:13am
  • Scumbag

    Submitted by party654 on Nov 27, 11 at 1:01am
  • This doesn't even make sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:23am
  • Why are you bitching about fml? This has been on here alot longer then a month.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:16pm
  • EPIC FAIL x 2

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:36am
  • Easy come easy go. If she picked a job in the service industry it was only a matter of time before she fell on another dick.

    Submitted by chef504 on Aug 8, 12 at 2:24pm
  • Better of tipped well, all I have to say

    Submitted by weedweedweedweed on Dec 25, 10 at 7:40pm
  • Epic

    Submitted by hentailover on Mar 30, 10 at 3:00pm
  • Lol @ 9:39, How can you be a piss of shit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:36am
  • Don't act like women don't do that either just cuz u here about women getting cheated on doesn't mean that men don't

    Submitted by Gotgunner on Jan 1, 11 at 3:42pm
  • st loui representtt

    Submitted by gagas_monster on Sep 26, 10 at 10:24pm
  • Wow ur a real dickhead dood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 7:37pm
  • Makes you feel like a jackass doesn't it..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:21pm
  • In soviet russia no one thinks this is funny at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:04pm
  • you sir deserve to be drawn and quartered and then nust for te hell of it ~ castrated

    Submitted by MetricPoems on Oct 19, 11 at 9:24pm
  • You fucking fail

    Submitted by evanescentghost on May 28, 10 at 12:40am
  • HAhahahaha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:59pm
  • •*•.•*•.•*•.•*•.•*•.•*•.•

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:55pm
  • BadMitch would have nailed em both, www.badmitch.com

    Submitted by badmitch on May 22, 11 at 2:43am
  • Oooooo fail! Serves him fkn right for cheating

    Submitted by unknown_chicky on Jan 5, 11 at 2:33am
  • Bunch of crying bitches on here, and the text is fake so your crying over nothing. Goos work, keep it up

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:32pm
  • Fuckin shitbag

    Submitted by drubnkmunk on Mar 29, 10 at 3:51am
  • Aaahahahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 5:46pm
  • Hahahaha bad luck u ass

    Submitted by TouCH on May 7, 10 at 2:52am
  • Haha you deserved now. Now all that money that she saved up for nice little gift she can treat herself to something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:29pm
  • Thats cuz it is made up, isnt it obvious. C'mon people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:38pm
  • lmao. thats the best way to get caught!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:40am
  • Woooooow..

    Submitted by ayybaby23 on Jun 19, 11 at 4:27pm
  • Jack off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:07pm
  • he isnt an asshole. he's just a guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:02pm
  • You, sir, are a douchebag.

    Submitted by dalisair on Jan 22, 11 at 11:38pm
  • Wow. Dude. Just wow. Thats all i have to say.

    Submitted by 098098 on Sep 4, 11 at 11:14pm
  • I hope she kicks yew in the balls for that jackass!

    Submitted by UKoeIt on Jun 3, 11 at 11:00am
  • You fucking asshole. Do you know how much you probably hurt that girl?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:30am
  • Ha!! Did she dump the pasta on your lap?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 8:10pm
  • Hahaha ohh that would suck major ass!

    Submitted by the_aussie_bloke on Oct 11, 10 at 9:18am
  • So did they both dump you at the same time, how'd that work out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:56pm
  • I hope you didn't tip her. She must have done some HOrRibLe things to your food.

    Submitted by swallows on Jan 8, 12 at 5:25am
  • Wa. wa. waaaaaaaaaa!

    Submitted by 884ever14 on Sep 15, 10 at 5:06am
  • Friggin' loser! Go jump!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:53am
  • Shoulda thought outside the box and went to taco bell

    Submitted by hardcorey757 on Oct 7, 11 at 11:14pm
  • Cool story bro

    Submitted by KoolStoryBro on May 15, 11 at 11:01pm
  • That's rough- haha, but ironically humorous.

    Submitted by Cherrie77 on Jan 31, 11 at 11:26pm
  • That would register well as an FML

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 10:47am
  • You jerk!

    Submitted by pamagneta on Apr 15, 10 at 7:57pm
  • umh maybe you shouldn't cheat asshole.

    Submitted by crazyred412 on Jun 2, 11 at 10:45pm
  • All he did was cheat first. Eventually they all want a different dick

    Submitted by FukYoCouchNig on Jan 17, 11 at 8:13pm
  • alright first. i hope this actually did happen. 2nd, if it didn't your just as fucked up for coming up with this shit in your head as you would be for doing that.

    Submitted by kinggkongg on Dec 18, 10 at 8:13pm
  • you are a douche

    Submitted by beccaboo91 on Nov 16, 10 at 1:22am
  • IT'S BECAUSE OF LOWLIFE FUCKS LIKE YOU DECENT GUYS CAN'T GET A DATE!! NO WONDER WOMEN THINK WE ARE SCUM!!! HOPE YOU DIE ALONE FUCKER

    Submitted by Mudak77 on Jun 16, 10 at 11:08pm
  • Asshole

    Submitted by zjm95 on May 15, 10 at 9:53am
  • Wow, what an asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:06pm
  • Dude how do you not know I mean if she's working two jobs and not talking to you, you should put two and two together

    Submitted by thooties on Mar 16, 10 at 11:28am
  • Haha stl baby

    Submitted by a_nony_mus on Mar 15, 10 at 1:43am
  • That's some big pimpin right there. Sooo... How was the threesome?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:52pm
  • LMAO LMAO LMAO fucking hi-5 mate!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:24am
  • Damn. FYL

    Submitted by beatherup on Apr 20, 11 at 7:31am
  • she break up with you? I would.

    Submitted by pkitchen on Apr 2, 10 at 12:12am
  • soooo you are the reason we have lesbians... not like cute lesbians that you nasty guys have fascinations about, but the kind that just hate men. So there you go, fuck head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:47pm
  • What a jerk

    Submitted by SuperWhalespenis on Sep 16, 11 at 6:11pm
  • 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:41am
  • your an asshole.

    Submitted by livigleegirl on Oct 24, 11 at 9:15pm
  • Oh man that sucks

    Submitted by Man_With_Da_Boat on Apr 25, 11 at 12:48am
  • You know how fucked up this is

    Submitted by stevehodgeeee on Mar 27, 11 at 2:17pm
  • That's what you get asshole .

    Submitted by brayer24 on Oct 31, 10 at 11:06pm
  • this is STUPID. nobody ever texted this. you're making this up because you're a loser.

    Submitted by GClef69 on Jul 6, 10 at 9:49pm
  • Fuck women, they are sluts, here for us men to fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:28pm
  • EPIC FAILURE!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:30pm
  • wowww your a fucking jerk, you clearly deserved it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 12:46pm
  • Dick!

    Submitted by PenisVagina on Mar 3, 12 at 12:23pm
  • Dude u suck ass

    Submitted by deadpool91 on Nov 17, 10 at 10:53am
  • Haha sucks

    Submitted by bvdarocker on Apr 15, 10 at 11:34pm
  • U deserved to get caught

    Submitted by pamagneta on Mar 27, 10 at 2:07am
  • Hahaha. I'm guessing she dumped your ass?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:34pm
  • That musta been a weird date

    Submitted by legitsky on Mar 6, 11 at 10:00pm
  • Rock on bro

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 10 at 5:12am
  • I think we all just learned something valuable here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 8:20pm
  • Hm boy you must have Ben in the dog house for a while

    Submitted by bubby123 on Jul 18, 11 at 9:49pm
  • Well the girlfriend got a shitload of extra money now

    Submitted by ameilsa on Sep 12, 10 at 11:30pm
  • Ouch!

    Submitted by h20burygrandam on Aug 4, 10 at 6:07am
  • did you suggest a threesome or say it was your sister? think faster jackass

    Submitted by kadava00 on Jul 2, 10 at 3:36pm
  • But did she stay with you!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 13, 10 at 6:20am
  • that is horrible! what a douche!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:48pm
  • That is why womens don't trust men anymore 😐

    Submitted by CookieBoo on Oct 30, 12 at 7:04am
  • for real you're a douche. guys like you are the reason the guys who actually give a shit about a girl can't get them because they're afraid of getting hurt again. fuck you!! i hate guys like you with a passion

    Submitted by bigchadwsu2014 on Jan 5, 11 at 11:12pm
  • I would beat the shit out of this douchebag

    Submitted by kyletheking89 on Apr 10, 11 at 4:46pm
  • Lmfao

    Submitted by BiBabyGirl on Mar 28, 11 at 3:02am
  • Ya fuckin retard she got another job to afford his bday gift,a surprise I suppose?

    Submitted by teph007 on Aug 15, 10 at 2:30pm
  • So pretty much u had a 3 some aftr?

    Submitted by charlieferr on Mar 30, 10 at 11:14pm
  • Haha pimp

    Submitted by jesseZ33 on Nov 15, 11 at 10:30am
  • You suck at life.

    Submitted by josielee2012 on Aug 1, 11 at 4:09pm
  • U ass hole

    Submitted by hils07 on Jun 21, 11 at 11:31pm
  • U dick

    Submitted by themain on May 23, 11 at 7:41pm
  • I wonder if he tipped her

    Submitted by LamborghiniLloyd on Feb 25, 11 at 12:58pm
  • tats cool

    Submitted by RexTheStar on Dec 2, 10 at 5:19am
  • wow. deserved that one.

    Submitted by prodigyfn1 on Apr 7, 10 at 1:06am
  • Wow this was- no is an FML. Lies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:44pm
  • aww that sucks... heyy 314 areacode!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:20pm
  • ppl who keep saying it's probably her own fault...go die or something. no one deserves to be cheated on, especially when she's putting in extra effort for the guy! i hope it is made up because this just breaks my heart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:31am
  • Hahaha, you deserve it for your legenday douchebaggery.\nI hope you choke on a cactus.

    Submitted by Eridani on May 25, 11 at 10:12pm
  • This is off of FML

    Submitted by iheartmyko on Mar 14, 11 at 12:18pm
  • hahahaha dear god thats fucking hilarious....talk about an "oh shit...." moment...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:58am
  • blah blah blah people make mistakes. if you believe in karma good for you. how do you know this girl isnt doing the same thing. blah blah blah girls will be girls "omg guys are such assholes" ps this is a girl too. girls like you are the reason guys just hit it and quit it...^

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:40pm
  • Win!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by hobowhite on Oct 20, 11 at 11:51pm
  • You must be the dumbest guy on earth.

    Submitted by shughes57 on Feb 22, 11 at 12:18pm
  • Karma IS a bitch...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 2:18am
  • Do you feel like a dick hole now? Were you and the whore you went out with having fun or sex after your girlfriend dumped you? I mean the whore had to be worth it at least.

    Submitted by qwertytrewq on May 19, 10 at 5:55pm
  • Fuckin asshole. U cheat on a girl then she cheats. And u just worsened the cycle. Maybe she won't cheat but she'll have trust issues because of your pathetic ass

    Submitted by fmlimhungover on May 17, 10 at 2:12am
  • Ppl said they saw the same thing on FML a couple days ago or something!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:09am
  • I don't think you're that bad...not as bad as people are making you out to be. You're just unlucky.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:18pm
  • Hope he feels bad now

    Submitted by peanut888 on Jan 5, 12 at 12:14am
  • Thats some funny shit hahaha

    Submitted by gbbyboo on Jun 28, 11 at 2:51am
  • for real you're a douche. guys you are the reason the guys who actually give a shit about a girl can't get them because they're afraid of getting hurt again. fuck you!! i hate guys like you with a passion

    Submitted by bigchadwsu2014 on Jan 5, 11 at 11:11pm
  • You are stupid you pulled that on yourself ya tard

    Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 3, 10 at 1:57am
  • Hahha props bro on playin two chicks at once..too bad it turned for the worst gotta be smarter next time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 10 at 4:35pm
  • You should save the world the trouble and play in traffic, blindfolded.

    Submitted by Memphis on Apr 23, 10 at 12:08am
  • this is the lowest of the low

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:13pm
  • well at least she realized she deserves better than you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:48am
  • Well, I hope you feel like a major asshole.

    Submitted by Meglo on Nov 22, 12 at 11:45am
  • Nobody likes corn anymore :(

    Submitted by enormoustard on May 19, 11 at 4:25am
  • UFO WTF??? v v -@;8$,!38,/!ignoring

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 11 at 9:16am
  • This is an FML

    Submitted by hippiesunshine12 on Oct 31, 10 at 12:21pm
  • FML?

    Submitted by Khalii on Jun 27, 10 at 6:15pm
  • Why the fuck would you take the girl YOU'RE CHEATING WITH on a date to the resteraunt YOUR GIRLFRIEND WORKS AT.\n\nRetard -____-

    Submitted by FoBlover62 on Jun 14, 10 at 2:15pm
  • was your gf hot, and isn't she technically single?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:07am
  • i hope your present was a whipped cream pie gone sour and she threw it in your face

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:50am
  • Goood fucking job ya jackass. SMH.

    Submitted by Speeeeaaars9 on Jul 24, 11 at 12:33am
  • holy ****

    Submitted by DJmaster on Apr 13, 10 at 1:43pm
  • Cheating douche.

    Submitted by sirpaulstarkey on Feb 24, 10 at 7:20pm
  • the text is fake, I know because I posted it. A lot of cry babies here, boo hoo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:55pm
  • Haha

    Submitted by chenzitong on Feb 8, 11 at 8:04am
  • Haha, u got what you deserved

    Submitted by cbtango on Apr 22, 10 at 2:21pm
  • You're such a dickhead dude...

    Submitted by le_spark on Apr 12, 10 at 3:52pm
  • Don't go giving her a big tip just because you know her. If she makes your date uncomfortable or anything she needs a small tip or no tip at all so she'll learn her lesson.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:28am
  • You sir sound like a bit of a twat to me...

    Submitted by heyits_beth98 on Jul 18, 12 at 3:11am
  • Ouch.. What happens next??

    Submitted by ChristianRE722 on Jan 11, 12 at 8:52am
  • Nice move Casanova ! Who the fuck wants to date a waitress anyway?

    Submitted by troutbum406 on Jun 21, 11 at 2:29pm
  • Lulz your life sucks

    Submitted by soccerstud021 on Jun 17, 11 at 2:00pm
  • .....

    Submitted by KoolStoryBro on May 19, 11 at 4:23am
  • Gotcha!

    Submitted by fingerham on Aug 23, 10 at 1:22am
  • sucks to be you right now doesn't it

    Submitted by butterfly_b on Jul 5, 10 at 2:57pm
  • Thats awesome! haha even if its fake still awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:45pm
  • Everyone's so mad! Lol bro I feel bad for you.

    Submitted by destration on Feb 15, 12 at 8:13pm
  • Wawawaaaaaa

    Submitted by adah on Feb 7, 12 at 10:39pm
  • That had to be wicked embarrassing!!!

    Submitted by Janie_KR09198 on Oct 27, 11 at 12:20pm
  • bahahaha fuck your life..

    Submitted by thatguyrobbie on Jul 14, 10 at 3:04am
  • Shitty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 3:36pm
  • Lol u are soooo unlucky

    Submitted by mofosupastar on Apr 21, 11 at 12:21am
  • Since I, obviously, had nothing else better to do today I read a lot of these comments.LMAO to most of them. He got what he deserved. Hopefully he learned his lesson, but in my opinion I don't think all the BS said on here is really necessary. It takes two people to make a relationship and it takes two to break it. THERE IS TWO SIDES TO EVERY STORY!!! \nBTW here is some advice for the ladies: IF YOU KEEP YOUR MAN PLEASED AT HOME HE WONT HAVE TO GO SOME WHERE ELSE TO FIND IT!!!\nJUS SAYIN!!!!!

    Submitted by cajuncutie985 on Jan 19, 11 at 2:13pm
  • STL. Ha.

    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Apr 28, 10 at 10:30pm
  • Hahahaha 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 3:01pm
  • You're a douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 12:46pm
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:33am
  • Douchefag...

    Submitted by enormoustard on May 19, 11 at 4:24am
  • thats grimey doucheeeeeeee

    Submitted by UACrew on Oct 18, 10 at 2:07am
  • This is wierd this same thing happened to my girlfriend...

    Submitted by wildcannabis on Jun 10, 10 at 3:18am
  • WTF!!!! thats horrible! karma is a bitch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:33am
  • You're a dick and you deserve it.

    Submitted by WittyUsername on Apr 15, 12 at 5:06am
  • More of a fml

    Submitted by dud157 on Jun 26, 11 at 4:47am
  • ahaha, smooth you fucking dick magnet.

    Submitted by saltTHEwound on Jun 30, 10 at 9:20pm
  • FIRST SON!!!

    Submitted by rickjames225 on Mar 8, 11 at 12:16pm
  • Guys like you are the reason girls start eating pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:00pm
  • Good thing is that you know you can pick up another girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:11pm
  • Wow, asshole..

    Submitted by HIGH_SPEED_DIRT on Jan 24, 12 at 1:15am
  • haha sucker busted urself hard and she was obviously gettin you sumthin good if she needed to jobs to get it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:13pm
  • i like how girls always get so mad when guys cheat...if u did everything he wanted u to he wudnt have to go other places

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:12pm
  • Not all women are as quick to mark men as untrustworthy. But I do agree its guys like this fuck tard that give the others a bad name... Wtfg

    Submitted by Mgrifff on Jun 22, 11 at 12:14pm
  • That had to suck ass.

    Submitted by cfsmith on Apr 24, 11 at 1:35am
  • Hey! This is guy is awesome! Win some ya lose some!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 10 at 1:39am
  • So what's her number?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 2:21am
  • St.Louis!! I doesn't prove that assholes live in missouri they live everywhere!!!!!! I live in missouri!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:30am
  • so i'm guessing NO THREESOME?? YOU BLEW IT!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:00pm
  • asshole

    Submitted by geauxspartans on Apr 7, 10 at 3:13am
  • Itunes-search. Roobie breastnut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 3:19am
  • BRB hav to go get my parrot out of the oven

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:01pm
  • this really does prove that the biggest assholes live in missouri. i'd bet money i know this guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:00am
  • Better leave a good tip...

    Submitted by ohfuckme on Apr 9, 11 at 10:34am
  • Chelsea_Mae: so?

    Submitted by catnipples on Mar 13, 10 at 2:57pm
  • Oh no

    Submitted by bohler06 on Mar 23, 11 at 1:23am
  • Wow dude... You brought it on yourself by cheating, you stupid cunt. I hope they both break up with you and tell everyone what a lying, cheating asshole you are and you never find a person as loving and considerate as your ex.

    Submitted by Me777 on Apr 20, 10 at 12:13am
  • You're a douchebag.

    Submitted by blueeyes917 on Mar 22, 10 at 9:24pm
  • motha fucka

    Submitted by nicole_15 on Oct 18, 10 at 2:05pm
  • The question that I'm not seeing here is: What present do you get a dude that you have to get a second job for? The only thing I can think of is a busload of coke.

    Submitted by Shakejoint on Jul 5, 10 at 10:18pm
  • Karma's a bitch isn't it? Way to go dumbass.

    Submitted by Punt_SpeedChunk on Jun 24, 10 at 9:46pm
  • This is still the Worst Night? Come on, I was expecting something new

    Submitted by Epimetheus on May 8, 10 at 1:35am
  • Hahahaha whoo....... dumbass

    Submitted by Sexyboyy on Mar 17, 10 at 11:17pm
  • Technically he wasn't cheating. He was just taking a girl out to eat. :/

    Submitted by toshaama on Feb 1, 12 at 10:11pm
  • I'm gonna send him a douche bag in the mail.

    Submitted by JillianYouFuck on Dec 31, 10 at 3:22am
  • It depends on what happen after the date

    Submitted by hurleyboi on Jul 31, 10 at 7:50am
  • serves you right. and i am content in knowing that you shall be labeled a scum-bag and will never get a nice date again

    Submitted by Shrasa on May 8, 10 at 8:09pm
  • I agree with 10:27

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:14pm
  • I'm so alone.

    Submitted by NotDaveMatthews on Sep 30, 11 at 6:11am
  • My friend, now it's just time to say I love you and say the devil is possessing you

    Submitted by mynameischris on Mar 9, 11 at 10:30pm
  • YO FUCKTART!! Men like you are the reason women have regrets n shit and so hard to gain trust from!

    Submitted by taz9123 on Feb 9, 11 at 6:56am
  • WOWWWWWWWWW that is fucked up man...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:36am
  • Did she give you a discount at least? If shes terrible enough to drive you to cheating, then thats the least she can do for putting up with her as long as you did!

    Submitted by boodah47 on Jul 6, 12 at 8:15pm
  • Good thing she got the job. So she could drop you.

    Submitted by sleepeebear on Jun 6, 12 at 11:44pm
  • That's AWESOME

    Submitted by Jsmith907 on Mar 7, 11 at 5:57pm
  • Way to go dude ur a real winner haha

    Submitted by kutiek on Nov 20, 11 at 6:54pm
  • hahaha props on being a major ass hole!

    Submitted by lightshitup on Jul 21, 11 at 12:30am
  • Your an ass!

    Submitted by nomorebjs002 on Jun 27, 11 at 12:08am
  • BadMitch would have said it was his cousin, www.badmitch.com

    Submitted by 1BadMitch on Jun 23, 11 at 12:33pm
  • Oh that shits funny......sad, but funny

    Submitted by lovndad on May 20, 10 at 8:52pm
  • You sir, are the man! PLAYA!!

    Submitted by derrelizer on Apr 26, 11 at 6:05am
  • Jack off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:17pm
  • There is a bunch of bitter people on here lol. Who cares if he cheated.

    Submitted by MLOVES_T_F_L_N on Jul 17, 12 at 10:41pm
  • Asshole

    Submitted by jorykusy on Dec 17, 11 at 1:44pm
  • That's not too awquard of a situation hahahaha

    Submitted by BlackAHole on Apr 14, 11 at 12:24pm
  • What a shitlord!

    Submitted by herpderp6 on Jun 12, 12 at 11:52pm
  • So what did she do ?

    Submitted by clairedxxxx on Mar 25, 12 at 5:14am
  • Ooooooorrrrr maybe this is made up like 9/10ths of the other texts out there?

    Submitted by Cthulhu on Sep 19, 10 at 12:15am
  • What a fool

    Submitted by LibbieAnne123 on Aug 5, 12 at 7:39am
  • You bastard.

    Submitted by mattysarre on Aug 20, 10 at 4:45am
  • Dam and y 2

    Submitted by adah on Dec 20, 11 at 10:00pm
  • Playa!!!! U are soo shallow

    Submitted by sanfrancisco on Oct 24, 10 at 11:57am
  • Charlie Sheen?

    Submitted by Sgt_Ginger on Oct 22, 12 at 12:45pm
  • Damn I bet she was fucking pissed of cause u cheated with her that what she should disearved tho.

    Submitted by naye on Jul 15, 13 at 7:30pm
  • Maybe that's why she didn't tell you?

    Submitted by awesomegirl247 on Jun 16, 12 at 6:56pm
  • Oops

    Submitted by SuperKoen on Jun 2, 11 at 11:28am
  • She probably deserved it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:12pm
  • Dick

    Submitted by bdisher on Sep 12, 12 at 2:20pm
  • Yes, this guy is an asshole. Most guys aren't like that, though. It's just that most girls will happen to run into a few of these guys in their lives, and they'll be the exes that they focus on. Aside from that, they can't say for sure that other exes WEREN'T cheating, just that those were. So... no. This does not represent 80% of the male population. I just wish it didn't represent any of either the male or female population.

    Submitted by IAmBrony on Apr 3, 12 at 4:46pm
  • She saved a shit load of cash by dumping you

    Submitted by koolkid99 on Feb 26, 12 at 3:01pm
  • Could have been worse. You could have taken her sister or best friend on that date

    Submitted by alex38c on Jun 13, 11 at 6:15pm
  • Wow so what happened?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:48am
  • I hope you realized just how great of a woman you just let go of. Actually you didn't even have the balls to do that, you decided to cheat instead. Little bitch I hope this is a lesson learned

    Submitted by ginganinja55 on Mar 23, 12 at 11:37pm
  • Ohhhh dammmm. That's a bad one.. Sorry dude.

    Submitted by HIGH_SPEED_DIRT on Jan 23, 12 at 11:29pm
  • What the fuck. You are such a dumb ass. Fuckin douche bag!

    Submitted by williamske on Sep 9, 11 at 7:58pm
  • you dumbfuck, you deserve it

    Submitted by photorobert on Jul 16, 12 at 8:16pm
  • Well I've been cheated on six times by my girlfriend's so it proves men aren't the only ones that do it

    Submitted by froggy69 on Apr 30, 12 at 8:41am
  • what a sweet loving girl to get a job just to buy you something nice for your special day. and she was dating a total asshole. i hope you fucked the other slut and got AIDS.

    Submitted by flylikeaneagle on Aug 3, 10 at 2:21pm
  • That's awsome. Did she get u something good? Also ....fuck all u man haters commenting on this cus women do the same shit

    Submitted by bsgrinnell on Aug 24, 10 at 7:59pm
  • I love all these bleeding heart comments from women who have been cheated on xD, yes sir you are an asshat but this is fking hilarious :)

    Submitted by YeahThatHappened on May 3, 11 at 11:15am
  • The perfect example of: Piece Of Shit (at it's finest....) \n\nThere *may* not be shittier excuses for horrible human beings out there! So far, this one takes the cake!

    Submitted by x13kmgb on Feb 23, 13 at 5:35am
  • something about the way you say it makes me feel like your proud of it.... fuck you cum midget

    Submitted by greyalliance21 on Aug 1, 12 at 7:19pm
  • Best present ever!

    Submitted by swimster98 on Jul 6, 12 at 4:16am
  • Chew it over with a twix. Lmao.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:22am
  • This is the universe's way of saying: "God your a bastard."

    Submitted by Burns on Oct 26, 11 at 11:16am
  • I love how ppl get angry at this guy. Ur on here to get laughs not make judgements about ppl. Im happy for this guy.

    Submitted by arbegg on Dec 14, 11 at 11:33am
  • I can't decide which is more funny,the txt or the posts of dumb bitches who've been hurt and now are venomous whores and use men being assholes as an excuse.HAHA suck it you evil sluts!

    Submitted by konkydong on Aug 2, 11 at 4:31am
  • Looks like she didn't need a second job anymore!! Lmao!

    Submitted by twillz11 on Apr 29, 13 at 5:49pm
  • So? Shes gotta understand if shes busy working you ain't gonna be home alone jerking.

    Submitted by swallows on Sep 10, 12 at 12:33pm
  • Well if she wouldn't have been so damn secretive this wouldn't happen lol. He prolly thought she was whoring around lol

    Submitted by jesseZ33 on Nov 14, 11 at 7:43pm
  • Hahaha that is hilarious

    Submitted by spazzzz on Apr 9, 12 at 10:04am
  • Akwaaaaaaaard

    Submitted by ninecraftrules on May 29, 12 at 10:56pm
  • Ummm I'm pretty sure I saw this same story in FMl or a magazine.... Besides it sounds like a fake text made up just to be on here.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:56pm
  • Lolol too good. Follow me on twitter at @jtc_3

    Submitted by jtc_3 on May 3, 13 at 12:44pm
  • Ouch.

    Submitted by PompousA55 on Dec 24, 13 at 11:41am