So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
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Looks like she just saved a bunch of money by dumping you!
people like you are the reason that women have such a hard time trusting men. thank you. fuckhead.
agreed. guys cheat because they are insecure pieces of shit, thanks for proving it
oh man, you're so right. isolated incidents clearly prove stereotypes!
beat me to it
You are fantastic
That's what I am saying. \nNot only is this an example of that, it's also food for thought on story telling ability and point of view. He probably feels about himself the way other readers have. Maybe it's a form of contrition. Or maybe he's just good at telling a story, choosing the right words and still displaying sentence economy. \n\nOr whatever. I mean--fuck 'im. rabble rabble rabble.
oy were not all pieces of shit thats sexist
right. cause no girl has ever cheated on her boyfriend, your totally right
I wonder if the people who down voted this reply are the same people who up voted it's mis spelled predecessor.
People like you make real men look bad. It's human nature get over it.
Oh and I bet you know allllll about "real men," right, DustyBallz? People like you make people like you look like douche bags. But, like you said, it's human nature get over it.
oh shut up. the reason you have trouble trusting us is cause you wont shut up enough to let us try. and your mood can go from amazing to demon in 2.5 bitchy seconds
Thank you!! Man, why can't they just understand that?!
won't shut up to let you try? how is your girlfriend finding you sat in a restaurant with another girl on a date trying? \ngirls and guys can be massive dicks and cheat but I think that is an all-new low. \nIts not sexism, girls can do it too. As a human being, this person is what we Brits like to call "a massive bell-end".
Omg. I totally disagree and think that this reply is some projecting. Take it to therapy. However. That last part was brilliant and I'll definitely be using a form of that. Like:\n...went from "She's All That" to "Real Housewives" in 2.5 bitchy seconds." I love it.
I mean, obviously he knows and is choosing to share and add humor to the story. If he told the story differently, you probably wouldn't dislike him as much. Maybe it's intentional.
haha.. wow, I'm glad you got caught, now she can go find someone better, someone worth showing that kind of consideration and effort.
Hope you never find anyone as good, cunt.
Piece of shit. Enough said.
At least now she can quit the waitressing job!
Seriously. Waitressing sucks.
im gonna take your girl out to dinner, ill pay. she'll buy dessert at carvel, with your birthday money. then ill take her home and bang her doggy.
I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT!
Leave the mothers out of this!
your my favorite
wow. you sir, are a tool.
that about sums it up
That's what you get for cheating, you fucking asshole.
why would you blow it with a girl who actually thought you were worth something?
yea, why? i mean seriously!
its your faul for being a douche bag.
I hope she uses the money from her new job to buy herself something nice!
fucking douche bag. you deserve it.
I feel like that should go on the fuck my life site.
Dont you feel like an ass now?
I'm pretty sure I have actually seen this on FML...
Don't you feel like an ass!
You are a prize asshole. I hope she burns your stuff.
did you tip her well? i mean...you want a good present, dont you?
The hilarity of your absurd assholery has amused me this day. I thank you. May you continue to document the ways in which you show the world how awful of a human being you are.
Why are you trying to talk cool? \nAnd make I thank you, good sir, for your douchebagetry on this fine day. Duh. Lame.
shes serving me now, thanks bro
hahhaa yeah www.fmylife.com
I really must know, was it worth it?
I hope you're girlfriend beat your a$$. =]
karma is so sweet, "bro"
Poor girl. She actually thought you were worth it.
girls are fucked, hahaha. we get cheated on, fucked and left, assumed crazy for little to no reason (most often), and can't sleep around exactly like guys for fear of being deemed sluts. damn it...
Did you know a hysterectomy is called that because the surgery was originally meant to curb a woman's hysterics by removing her uterus. \nCool right?
your girlfriend sounds like a lying bitch. she should've told you about that job.
who goes out on dates when theyre cheating? isnt it for that exact reason affairs are typically in seedy motels across town or the back of your parents minivan?
Girl who joined him on the date most likely had no idea in that case.
Maybe be the town is really small and has just the one restaurant/truck stop/seedy motel/Girl Scouts of America lodge.
You are a horrible person.
Piece of dog shit.
End of story.
asshole. if you wanna date around, be single. don't drag that poor girl into this since you're obviously not good enough for her.
So what did ya tip.
May 14, 2009 8:33PM
karma will ALWAYS come back and bite you in the ass
wow, your an ass. I would've right hook your date if I was your girl.
karmas a bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Well weren't u a screwed little cheater
Yeah, it's fake, but still sullying the good name of 314...not cool, man.
Wow, you're total douche bag. Pretty sure you should get hit by a train.
i voted good night... she found out she doesn't deserve you :)
sucks that this was made up. i don't really understand the point of posting made-up shit but whatever.
also, i can't believe you people analyze whether things are fake or real. what a waste of your time.
but seriously. this site rejects soooo much that's wayyy funnier than this. i don't get it.
wow, you suck a big one.
im pretty sure if she got a second job for him she wasnt cheating on him. at least get a dumb girl to cheat on, like the one who said that she was probly doing the same thing.. theres a nice, stupid one for you.
loser, im sure shes doing much better without you.
$20 says a girl wrote this lol
jealousy... such a powerful tool. how was the "im better than her" sex?
hahhaa, sooo funnny!!
i feel so bad for the girlfriend. this guy's such a cheating asshole
hopefully you did not eat the food, she probably had the cooks do shit to it
Damn. This is why girls turn into bitches. And why they turn into lesbians. And If i had been her I would have went and got the pot of hot coffee and poured it in your fuckin lap and walked out the front door. Peace Bitch.
wow you're an asshole
thats what your dumbass gets, hope u don't get your gift & hopefully she was boning her coworker.
i think that would make the girl a whole lot worse than the guy
Bros you had me stiches.. this is my new FB status.. :-)
Very depressing. Kind of like the Gift of the Magi except the male character is a total dickhead.
Fu ..... Asshole.....
bitch shoulda told you what was up. Her bad.
see how karma works? you prick.
made up or not...thats fucked up. but ur obviously an ass.
so did you stay for dinner?
if so, i hope she put AIDS in your food.
yeah really, and i wonder if she was their waitress the whole night... awwwkward
yeah... cause cheating deserves essentially a death sentence
well there you go, fuckwad.
you get what you deserve.
You're a bad ass. I bet she still talks to you because all girls are idiots
To all of u who cheer about this guy reppin the 'Lou, I say this is why we have the highest STD rate per-capita in the country.
This is an FML u are all sad fuckheads
...and the award for biggest douche bag goes to...
What the fuck is fml. Fat malasian llama's?
not much to say that hasn't already been said, but for you southpark fans i bet his girl got him an "aids burger in paradise"
ohhhhhh st. louis. douchebags.
pleez tell me u had a really good excuse and a girl that will go along with anything to avoid getting her ass kicked by ur girlfriend
Ha, screw Geico, by dumping your sorry ass, she just saved a bunch of money for "ex-fucktoy" insurance.
some idiot just copied this and used it on FML
haha enjoy using ur right hand for awhile, because im guessing neither of those girls are sticking around. ..if their smart.
i would've poured hot coffee in ur lap
sounds like the 314. I've dealt with you idiots before.
wow your a real ass whipe
um just wanted to mention this probably a fake...because this same post is on FML...except from the g/f point of view
Well guys... If u look all the way at the bottom, and I mean ALL the way lol u will see that someone told him to post it on FML so who knows if he copied it from some one or some one copied for him! Ppl on this are stupid and mean this is suppose to be a fun site not a fucking bitchin forum!
Well, OP, that's what you get for being a slut. At least your girlfriend and the girl you were cheating with know who you really are now.
So how much did you tip her?
Great job. You shouldve gotten them to double up
Haha. I love how mad people are at you on here! They sound soooo bitter, like it happened to them.
Did she spit in your food?
very easily could have turned this situation around. Dinner with an old friend? long lost family member? Potential business client?
How awkward for the girl he (we're assuming here) went on a date with. i mean we also dont know that they are in a monogamous relationship
Well now you see what you don't deserve, lol.
Poor her, lucky you :P
Isn't this on Fmylife?
she was probably a slut anyways
I hope you rot in hell, jerk.
Gotta love your girl, getting a second job... Maybe she'll be up for 2v1?
You're my absolute hero. I think it sounded legit. Fuck all you cunts who are like, YOU'RE A FUCKING SCUMBAGFUCKFACECUNT!. Seriously. Fuck off.
you atleast got breakup sex or a bj right?
Did you still order your food?????
you're a fucking asshole and you deserve to go to hell. that is all. oh. get hit by a bus.
I hope you tipped her well.
Asshole. There was probably cum in your food for that one. Yum.
This sounds made up.
way 2 go retard. epic fail
you're probably the reason 5 years from now she'll be married to another woman. go go asshole. rofl.
Ouchhh. Unluckyyyy :P
Lmfaoooo, you guys are so whiney. Who gives a fuck the world isn't going to quit spinning for you. So keep calling the guy from the fake text an asshole and a dickhead and all that good stuff, where is it going to get you? Nowhere.
What a fucker you are. I hope she left your fucking ass right there and spent it on herself.
Funny lesson learned
Sick fuck. I hope she embarrased the fuck outa you
Two words: Lorena Bobbitt
dude feel good about yourself...thats awesome.
I hope you die. You are a waste for thinking like that. You (if you ever get a girl at all) are the predator type, looking for girls that tend to be heavily dependent on people, and always get into bad/abusive relationships. If I had power, and a dick, i would make you my bitch and sell you on the street corner. after i finished with you, i would put you through excruciating mental and physical torture before discarding you.
Damn fool thats helluh shadyyyy
Fucking prick. Go die.
she deserved it. women are whores. if you disagree with this, check who fills for the most no fault divorces and still take alimony and half of someone else's money.
I respect you greatly haha
wow u must feel like a huge a hole sir
Did ya still get the gift?
That is a story for Fmylife.com
Wow, you're just one step above the lowest of the low. The lowest of the low would be if you had slept with another girl but hey, you probably did that as well. You give the male sex a bad reputation. Karma's a bitch.
If Tiger couldn't get away with doing that then what in the blue hell were you thinking?
hilarious, all you bitches need to shut up. Girls are dumb she probably took him back. You whores deserve what you get ahhhhh thank you
wow your scum atleast that poor girl can quite her 2cnd job and the other girl can get way b4 u screaw her over 2
You deserved it Dickhead!
well u are from STL so i'm not surprised... DBAG
Made up or not, I laughed.
You deserve it asshole!!!!
Wow dude. Your a prick. Kama is a bitch muhfucka!:] have a nice fucking life and when someone does you dirty like this, don't whine.
Oh and to you who posted something on June 10, 2009 at like 1:46: your a dumb douche bag who obviously needs to figure out how to write. And putting it as your fb status? Woww ha no life?:]
no matter how horrible my day is i can always count on texts from last night to bring up my mood.--god that sucks.
What was the present?
Hopefully a bomb inside a fucking cupcake.
hahaa you get what you deserve bro
I say this is hysterical. And I'm a girl.
you deserve it. bitchasscunt
St. Louis would be ashamed...
Wow, guys like u r the reason y us girls never trust u guys... lol damn proven fact..
THIS GUYS THE MAN... sorry that you got so much bad luck budd. hopefully next time ur girl aint a bitch and will tell u that she has a job. but keep ur head up cuz now u can find a girl and take her out w/o having to worry about some stupid bitch u wont care about 5 weeks from now.
Damn you're an asshole.
You should have invited her back for a threesome.
first off you're a stupidassss. secondly, karmas a bitch, nobody likes a cheatt
Hahah represent saint Louis!!!
Your so mean! I hope she dumped your ass
Fuckin great job idiot
did you pay the bill too?
Next time you will learn to ask for a cheaper present
Wowww!! EPIC FAIL!! Dude.. I bet you lost the best thing you had going for you!!
No, you shouldn't post this on FML. SHE should. You're a cuntbucket.
FUCK CHEATERS. You obviously have low self esteem.
jackass. that is such a horrible thing to do. how do you think that makes her feel? she definitely loves you enough to get a second job for your birthday present, and this is what you do. she deserves someone better.
wow what a jerk. you better hope that girl doesnt come get you. if my boyfriend did that, i would never let him forget it
you really should learn about fmylife.com cuz it would fit right in there.
yeah, you fuckin deserve that
made up or not this is funny shit
sucks this was made up... it's pretty hilarious. i send real shit that's way funnier and it never gets posted. i think the people who run this site are anti-nj.
that's what you get, fucktard.
what what what what what did your girlfriend do after she saw you with another woman?
jerk jerk jerk
Hah...epic fucking fail, man. Wrong place at the wrong time.
You sorry son of a bitch. Karma is a bitch homie...enjoy...
Ouch. You're a tool.
May 14, 2009 7:40PM . 1000 thumbs up
it's ok man, keep ur head up, maybe the new 1 is the 1 for u!!!!!
Man, that fucking sucks life's a bitch these days.
So what'd she get you for your birthday?
I could have gotten myself out of this one.
better have left a good tip.
yeeeesssss to July 16, 2009 2:16PM
fuck him girl you get yourself a man that treats you right
Lol nice job
DICK FACE I LUV THE BEATLES
good thing she dumped your ugly ass
i don't even know what else to say except FUCK YOU! even if that was made up, the fucking asshole shit face bitch who wrote that deserves to die alone. with crabs. and a dog eating his face.
If he was cheating his gf couldn't have been that good. He'll probably find a better one
wow lol, scummy as fuck props
Yay! Now you can have a threesome!
hahahaha that's how we do it in st. louis...
"Every woman is a whore except for our Mothers. "
That's an FML, fo sho.
this isnt a text, its an FML entry
Wow, you deserve it for cheating. Loser
hahahaha you shit bag
I hope you got herpes. And I hope Jeff dies.
Dude, you need to plan these things better. Try to take strange on dates at least 20 miles from home.
Oh my god..typical man..atleast she was still civil in public i wouldve accidentally dropped shit in ur lap
thats awesome, but i think all of the females are pissed
Horrible horrible person, at least you can try an play it off as you and a co worker were having lunch and your boss would be there soon to join. That is how you dont get caught.
For the retards who think this is fake because it was on FML: Did it ever enter your minds that this person submitted to BOTH sites? FYL.
Good fucking job you idiot.
This shits on FML. U deserved it
you shut up now. mmmmkaaaay
Maybe the gf wasn't doing something that didn't get the guy satisfied enough for him to go around and cheat? People don't cheat for a thrill, there are reasons behind the actions.
st. louis what what?
You're a Grade A Douchebag...
You deserved it for cheating on your girlfriend!
i'm pretty glad everyone here already hates you
this is the reason i use the shit out of men and feel no remorse.
Yeah, you're a prick.
This is the entry that "jumps the shark" for this site. Sorry, guys. It's over.
u dont take the girls your cheating with on dates , Idiot!~
yeah but pimps dont cry unless they momma die.. go bang a slut.
Hey fuckheads this was on TFLN long before it was on FML!
Omfg that sucks
Whew I don't think all these guilt trips that people are attempting to send you on are even necessary. If you don't feel like utter shit, you lack a soul.
Soviet Russia shut the fuuuuck up
did you at least fuck the girl you took out?
did she get u your bday gift....LOL
why do people make up texts to put on here, just like oh hey...this would be funny
if this were on fmylife, i would YDI the heck out of it
also, 4:28, get out of here you dumb fourteen year old boy
Sounds kinda like what my ex girlfriend did to me. Only I was working the security industry at a mall and she brought him and I caught them.
If your not cheating your not trying... I lol'd
I would have skinned you alive....
I'd have stabbed you with a fork then poured salt in it. Then bitch slapped the tranny you were with.
just ask for anal next birthday
looks like your girl's got an FML post.
she could have just switched to gieco
this is fmylife material.
your the fuckin man in my book
You people need to understand that this site thrives on asshole-ish behavior. Suck it up, you stupid cry babies.
that's pretty bad. hopefully one stuck around
This is fake for the following reasons.
1. No one gets a second job to buy someone a birthday gift. Christmas would be plausible because people actually do that to buy gifts for their family.
2. The girlfriend isn't mentioned by name, if he confides in this person enough to admit that he is cheating then he would obviously know the girlfriend's name.
3. I think I saw this in a shitty movie once, It might have starred Kate Hudson. I'm not really sure, it was on while I was fucking your mother.
way to be a cocksucker.
Hahahaaaha what an ass
wait to fuck it up for all the guys out there who are actually decent and have a sense of mind. Fuck you asshole.
thats happened to me before. ended up having a threesome. good time.
you definitely fucking deserve it.
a girl that cares about you that much that she got a second job to buy you a girt and your going to go on a date with someone else??
your fucking scum you asshole
well we all know May 14, 2009 7:40PM is a fucking skank!! just because you're a slut doesnt mean the rest of us get to be treated like one
Hahaha absolutely awesome! Why is everybody crying about it. Get of your high horses and enjoy the situtation you sad fucks! Virtual high 5 dude, it's genius!
Like girls don't fuck around like crazy.
to all you men out there...
you can thank this guy for the reason why all our girlfriends are psychotic and have a reason to be! cheers!
You worthless scum-bag piece of shit bastard
you need to go die asshole.
Ya def on fml I have no life
hope you catch AIDs mother fucker.
it's real...i'm the girl he cheated with.
You're a little fucker! Don't you feel like a douche? I feel sorry for the poor girl.
know what's funny? chicks hear a story like this and react as if this story happened personally to THEM
this is stupid.... go home.... fail...... this is honestly the worst night ever realllllly???
Worthless sack of shit. Glad your ass was busted. CLOWN!!
Either a really bad night... Or a really really really good one!!!
So much hate... Why do people read these posts if they're gonna get all 'lesbians rule, women's rights' on us? Go back Twilight losers :-x
Seroiusly way to go fuckface u complete the steroetype and ruin it for real guys like us
Haha, bet you feel like a prick
well your an asshole
I hope she cuts you in your sleep ass hole.
lol, I've been in similar situations before. Hate having to explain shit like this. Any who, seems like a lot of the women on this site have been cheated on and are probably single. Kudos to the future raging feminists of the world. :]
Did they both do some tv show shit and dump two sodas on you, high five eachother an walk away? Or some cheaters type shit an go all ghetto on you or eachother.
Another Missouri Asshole.
I Am So Not Impressed(:
you are a god damn beauty, keep it up
What? You're allowed to have friends.
So. What was she gonna get you?
That is horrible, what an asshole.
May 15, 2009 4:56AM- You sir know how to make relationships work
"Admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter accusations"...Such a dick phrase but it's true
who gives a shit... if you aren't one of the girls... or the guy... SHUT UP and enjoy the post... get on with your boring life and file something at your dead end job.
November 18th 12:14 YDI means you deserve it
dickhead, now BOTH the girls hate you and think your a pig, and word spreads douchebagel
How is this the worst ever?
i think its just because it's one of the texts with the highest number of "bad night" votes
4:42 dick move. All I have to say
Odds are is the bitch probably deserved it. and if she didnt, your actions are a testiment to men who have gotten screwed over by girls nationwide. You're no asshole when the cunt deserved every bit of that. Fuck her and the 50 hour double job work week. Happy Birthday and Cheers to you.
She was way too good for you anyway.
You're a fuckface
haha awesome, don't sweat it man, /b/itches are a dime a dozen! but the important question, did you push for a threesome!?!
i love how pissed off the people on this site get about shit like this. oh i meant the women, not the people.
but still, it was an epic failure of an affair. A for effort though. maybe next time.
the important thing is did you get the present
Fuck it. Plenty of fish. Stories like that are priceless.
you dumb son of a bitch
hope you were smart enough not to eat the food...but prolly not since you got caught cheating! haha
You don't deserve her one bit
I'm so proud the the Lou has the top worst night of all time... Fake or not
Damn that sucks.. Research first bro
What the hell is so far-fetched about this? It could fucking happen. Y'all are naive.
Good luck dude you got this
guess youll know better next time douche
"Today I found out my boyfriend is a fucking loser. FML"
sooo..... what did she get you?
much hate, much hate. you kinda deserve it, though.
lmfao thatz the funniest thing ive heard in a longg time... lol ur new girl figure out wtf waz going on
dude, he was cheating on her.
Other than that, how was the meal?
i kinda hope you are tortured by this forever, but since you are such a wonderful person, I'm sure you will brush it off easily.
She spat in youre food and fucked youre best friend..
Way to go asshole.
Wow you're pathetic...you act as if she did something wrong when you're the dick who was taking another girl on a date...GREAT NIGHT
they were probably both sluts... you should have had them make out
cheaters always get caught so don't try to get away with it guys.. we will always catch u so grow up and be faithful and maybe u then can be part of this society
You big dummy
This was the most hilarious thing I've read in a long time. Thank you, sir. Virtual high five.
You piece of shit. I did the same
Bet you feel like an asshole!! Lol thats pretty low man. I'll be waiting to read your next post that will say "just cought my new gf cheating on me..." and ill be laughing my ass off!!!
thats what you get for cheating i guess
Fyl right? Lol
Oops.. I meant to say:
I hope you're ex girlfriend beat your a$$.
All men aren't assholes. It's just the ones from Jersey
That should be posted on FML
this. is. fucking. hilarious.
This is so damn stupid. It's not even funny.
Yikes! lol Play on Playa!
whatever atleast they were only bf/gf cheaper to get rid of cuz its free!!! and to the girl that was cheated on girl, ur better than him he doesnt deserve u anyway,to the guy quit ur games cause u aint got game..proven, women have more game than men!!
yeah nice, pick a diff restaurant next time
Stolen from FML... Lame
I wooda said it was my friend from church who was helping me find Jesus and I would have had my foot in the other girls pussy and if she said anything I would have pushed hard enough to shut her up
some dudes just suck at cheating
^Couldn't agree more. 'Cept I am a woman, but that just means I get more what you mean about women making mountains out of molehills etc.
Course, this is kind of an argument for interrelationship discussion, isn't it? Talking to your gf, and finding out where she works. Hmm. Do your homework mate.
I have to say thankyou. That anger pussy was the best I got out of her since she moved to my place after. God you're an idiot.
6 05 - so he couldnt be a man and tell her?
wow, this isn't funny. another dumb one!
this was also on FML....
Wow .karmas a bitch mister hahaha
That sucks soooo bad! But you shouldn't have cheated in the first place.
See what you get for being a dick?
You're a dick<---that is ypu
what a C U N T!!!
bro i'm gonna teach you a phrase that will change your whole outlook on shit.... admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter accusations. if your're never wrong then they are never right.
in this case he is wrong
I'm almost certain 99% of these are made up, Idiots.
Makes me ashamed to say I'm from St. Louis.
sould have taken her to taco bell
Hi \n\nP.S. who wants my big floppy man meat
Hahahahaha wow look at how offended the women get because they prolly been cheated on. But a girl will turn on her best friend for a dude or won't give a fuck about the other girl if that's the dude they like. So stop fronting. Either way serves him right for being stupid.
my life is sad. i just read a bunch of these. had to drink the koolaid and add my 2 cents. fml (btw also where this came from. fake)
i hope she poured hot soup on your dick
Ughhh you are an ass.
he didn't necessarily ask for the gift maybe she wanted to surprise him with an awesome present and had to get a second job to afford it. ever think of that?
so does protocol dictate that he tips her or not? he's already fucked...
This was on fml like a month ago. Dumbass
Dude. That's not cool. \nAnyone can do better than you.
Whatever man. No sweat. Every woman is a whore except for our Mothers.
hahhahahha thata boyyyyy. representing St. Louis 314
You totally deserve it. At least now she knows what a bastard you are.
i dont know man, that just a major dick move. so is cheating on a girl in general. the one time i ever did i had met a way better girl and tried calling my girlfriend to end things before i did anything, but she didnt answer. all i did was make out with the girl and i ended up dumping my girlfriend the next day, but even with that i still feel bad.
GOOD FOR YOU! Don't tie yourself down so young, keep one on the leash while you slyly go around and nail anything else that will let you. Don't worry about all of these haters, they're just pissed because they cant get ONE, let alone TWO people to be with them.
That was on FML awhile ago
I feel bad for the waitress girl
I also saw this on fml. FAIL.
i hope you made her eat your dick
" as long as you cheated up and not down." - funny as hell. Yeah, that sucks but a great story.
Your a cheating whore! I'm breaking up with you you BASTARD
You make me sick you dickhead.
LOL you're such a douchebag....
People like dis give the good guys a bad name cuz then every girl thinks we all like dis
i grajewated secynd grayd 2
25th at 11:00pm. - You clearly have little to no intelligence.
But I guess if You think about it... could work both ways.
Don't you feel like a prick?!
I want to junk punch you all up in your man business
women are objects, sorry you got caught bro. it woulda been sick if you got the present then immediately broke the news to her about some other girl bobbing ur slob
She must not be Latino cause my girl would have stabbed my ass
Props sucks though. Idt it's the worst night ever. I imagine you caught a lottta he'll though
I'm pretty sure I saw this on FML.
Someone on FML might have ripped this off since FML is the recent one.
Or the ex-girlfriend just happened to post it on FML and the cheating boyfriend just happened to post it on TFLN.
fuck that bitch. she didnt tell you she got another job. she cant be trusted. shes a lying whore.
Wow! What a douchelord.
Everybody in STL isn't that bad!
How did over 3000 people "like" this?
Bitch ass hoe prob planned it
Dude you're an asshole.
I don't care what y'all say, this is funny shit. Imagine the convo that took place. Wonder if she kept the job after the cussing she was doin or was she pro about it and just took their orders. Ha ha
haha woww your stupid
8/10 3:01PM STFU you're a bitch!!
"Oops.. I meant to say:
I hope you're ex girlfriend beat your a$$."
Agreed! However, it's not "you're" it's "your."
lawl. stupid motherfucker.
it's your own fault...
ur awful. just go live by urself, u cheating ass-fuck!
Why would you announce something like this?
That's a shitty thing to do to someone you're going out with.
you deserve it.. you are such a geek
Ohhhhhh man. That is the worst.
You just lost the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Dumb shit :D
if the new girl sucks a better dick.....who gives a fuck! Just sucks you didn't get your birthday present first!
I hope you die in a horrible way, ASSHOLE.
that's so sad :( sooooo, so sad...hopefully you've learned your lesson...
you degenerate piece of shit
go jump in a hole and kill yourself
now my boyfriend wants me to tell him when I get a second job
314 reprazent! That's how we roll, baby!
Dude stl is boring nothing else to do
You shouldve went somewhere far , u can't be a player little boy
You don't deserve her. I hope she dumped ur sorry pathetic ass
AHHHHHHHHH YEAH BROSEPH!!!!!! CHILL MAN!!!!!!!YOUR COOL CUZ YOU CAN CHEAT!!!!! TURN UP THE DAVE AND GO GET EM BRAH!
This is copyed from FML
all the bitches in here who are like what an asshole!!?!? omg!! fuck you
So did you get away with it or what?
Ask me anything:
hahhahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa u got caught brother... fuckin idiot.. why i dont bother cheating or playin.
dumb SHIT FUCK... hope you feel like itchy herpes balls now!
Damn. That's shitty.
Yea it is on fml
You give the rest of us with this area code a bad name
Man this sucks so bad.
"did you tip her well? i mean...you want a good present, dont you?"
Well, you're just a dick.
With the cooment of men not being able to be trusted... I agree with that for about 80% of the male population.. I am happily a part of the other 20% ive never cheated and never will because im smart and know the joy of my girlfriend and dont wanna deatroy it
Wow ... That fuxkin sucks dick .
you do realize you fail at life.
Like someone said earlier this was on Fmylife.
even if it is made up this is still the reason i hate guys. because you do shit like this. the end.
I'm so lame. I recognize this from FML.
Ahah that's what you get for cheating
should've tried to get a threesome before she kicked you to the curb.
At least she found out what a loser you are. Now she can quit her extra job, keep the extra money, and find a better man! :)
WOW. You are a cunt.
Feminism rules. Fuckin liberals
Happy to know this is still worst night... Since the first day it was posted.
FFFAAAAKKKKEEEEE this was in FML.com before
This is even worse since she got the extra job to buy you a bday present. Cocksucker.
hey this was on FML!
did you get with the girl after the date? if so.... who cares?
In the words of Sly Stallone, "Happy birthday, asshole."
You are a fucking douche
What's that quote off of?
you deserve to get the worst night ever on tfln
You got everything you deserved you bastard.
That sucks ass dude.. I don't see how you didn't know about her second job thiigh
I'm pretty sure the entire movie Waiting went into ur food times 30.
as long as you cheated up and not down.
That sucks. What shitty luck.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! thats what ya get
hahaha damn. busted
Fck dat sucks lol did u leave a tip haha
This must have really made you look like a dumbshit
Dude your a fukin loser your a dick like wow
Ehh, it happens to the best of us.
U need to stick to one girl!!! I bet no other girl will trust u anymore! Asshole
One word: twat
That's gotta suck! Did u leave a tip? LMAO!
Youre a fucking piss of shit. I dont care if you were cheating on a total bitch but your gf was trying to do something nice for you asshole.
so...girls who expect to not be cheated on are raging feminists? and ppl who are upset about this situation must be single and lonely? 5 years and going strong with my guy and we're both pissed about this.
Smooth move slick.
You are all fags and just can't get A girl while you bitch about guys that can get more then one. Quit crying and learn how to play the game and quit being lame. Good job dude on to the next!!
you're a fuck.
Represent 314 baby
Ha that blows..
i love how the worst is from STL.
You're like a really really big asshole lol
Damn, that sucks sooooooooooooo bad. Like damn. Haha.
You don't sell your old car before you buy a new one...
Your one dumb son of a bitch
honestly the sad part is....a guy would not get an extra job to buy a girl a present, and still see someone else. A WOMAN on the other hand would get an extra job, buy you a great present, and still be f-in another dude.
Haha Im a girl and I find it funny. So what people cheat its not a big deal we just make it one. And if its fake its still funny!
that's what she gets for leaving the kitchen
Oh no that quote that were saying about manjina
lmaoo that really sucks .
"sounds like the 314. I've dealt with you idiots before. "
You sound fat
2:15 he didn't know she worked there....
Makes you feel like a jackass doesn't it..
EPIC FUCKING FAIL HAHAHA THAT'LL TEACH YOUR UNFAITHFUL FUCK HEATHEN SELF! JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED.
Since when was it a crime to put the samething on here as FML? who made that law? Nice job by the way man ha.
i doubt this was a text.. anyone you are texting knows your girlfriend's name
Legend, hope you kept the hotter one
so no one else thought this was hilarious? fake or not, that's funny. :)
You suck at life.
Sure the majority of us are emotionless, myself included, however this is illogical and wrong. If your girlfriend bought you something so expensive she had to get a secret job, why the hell cheat on her?! Plus, if she's willing to get the job, she can probably give you a "job" just as easily.
in soviet russia your girlfriend ate a grilled cheese
Damn good luck explaining this one!!!
You are SCUM
What an "Oh Shit" moment
you sir deserve to be drawn and quartered and then nust for te hell of it ~ castrated
did you suggest a threesome or say it was your sister? think faster jackass
Why are you bitching about fml? This has been on here alot longer then a month.
Wow. Dude. Just wow. Thats all i have to say.
alright first. i hope this actually did happen. 2nd, if it didn't your just as fucked up for coming up with this shit in your head as you would be for doing that.
Don't act like women don't do that either just cuz u here about women getting cheated on doesn't mean that men don't
Wa. wa. waaaaaaaaaa!
Bunch of crying bitches on here, and the text is fake so your crying over nothing. Goos work, keep it up
HILARIOUS.....but sometimes that's part of
the game, bro!
Your a FUCKEN IDIOT!!!!!!
No really whos this fucken stupid?
That's rough- haha, but ironically humorous.
One word dude.,. Fucked.,. That's wht u are now.,.
This doesn't even make sense.
Hahahaha bad luck u ass
You're a house cat fucking little rat dick and I hope you get ball cancer
Same thing happend to me but then I just got my girlfriend and had sex with her in the bathroom
Easy come easy go. If she picked a job in the service industry it was only a matter of time before she fell on another dick.
st loui representtt
BadMitch would have nailed em both, www.badmitch.com
Better of tipped well, all I have to say
And this one's STILL the worst text ever. And it was months ago when I last checked.
Haha you deserved now. Now all that money that she saved up for nice little gift she can treat herself to something.
You, sir, are a douchebag.
That would register well as an FML
In soviet russia no one thinks this is funny at all
lmao. thats the best way to get caught!
I know it's already been said, but there's a reversed version on FML about this. Just it's the girl cheating and the guy was trying to buy an engagement ring.
That's what you get asshole
Hm boy you must have Ben in the dog house for a while
You fucking fail
Lol @ 9:39, How can you be a piss of shit?
that is horrible! what a douche!
What a jerk
Haha stl baby
Shoulda thought outside the box and went to taco bell
I hope she kicks yew in the balls for that jackass!
Nobody likes corn anymore :(
this is STUPID. nobody ever texted this. you're making this up because you're a loser.
aww that sucks... heyy 314 areacode!!!!!!!!!!
Thats cuz it is made up, isnt it obvious. C'mon people.
Oh man that sucks
This is off of FML
So did they both dump you at the same time, how'd that work out.
HE IS NOT AN ASS HOLE... HE IS A VICTIM OF A STUPID BITCH WHO IS THE SCUM OF THE EARTH AND WILL DIE ALONE... PROPS BRO DONT LET THIS BITCH THAT U WONT CARE ABOUT 5 WEEKS FROM NOW SALT YOUR GAME.. GO OUT THERE AND SCORE SOME PUSS.. AND REMEMBER IF U RUN INTO A GIRL WITH A BOYFRIEND JUST TELL YOURSELF THAT JUST CUZ THERE IS A GOALIE DOESN"T MEAN YOU CANT SCORE..
Wow. That was mature of you. It's great that you can't even post a real name. Anonymous? Clever. If you honestly think the guy isn't an asshole, you must be the guy who went on the date with the other girl. It's ridiculous that guys can just sit by and tell guys it's okay to cheat cause it makes them awesome. Why is it that if girls do it, we're automatically sluts? Grow up.
you tell him lalala. for real you're a douche. have you ever had a girlfriend. guys like this and probably you are the reason the guys who actually give a shit about a girl can't get them because they're afraid of getting hurt again. fuck you and whoever this guy is. i hate guys like you with a passion
You know how fucked up this is
Oooooo fail! Serves him fkn right for cheating
Wow ur a real dickhead dood
Wow, what an asshole.
Ha!! Did she dump the pasta on your lap?
That had to be wicked embarrassing!!!
your an asshole.
umh maybe you shouldn't cheat asshole.
Ya fuckin retard she got another job to afford his bday gift,a surprise I suppose?
IT'S BECAUSE OF LOWLIFE FUCKS LIKE YOU DECENT GUYS CAN'T GET A DATE!! NO WONDER WOMEN THINK WE ARE SCUM!!! HOPE YOU DIE ALONE FUCKER
Why the fuck would you take the girl YOU'RE CHEATING WITH on a date to the resteraunt YOUR GIRLFRIEND WORKS AT.\n\nRetard -____-
Hahaha. I'm guessing she dumped your ass?!
LMAO LMAO LMAO fucking hi-5 mate!
You sir sound like a bit of a twat to me...
Hahaha, you deserve it for your legenday douchebaggery.\nI hope you choke on a cactus.
you are a douche
This is an FML
Dude how do you not know I mean if she's working two jobs and not talking to you, you should put two and two together
he isnt an asshole. he's just a guy.
You're a dick and you deserve it.
Hahaha ohh that would suck major ass!
You are stupid you pulled that on yourself ya tard
But did she stay with you!
Goood fucking job ya jackass. SMH.
You fucking asshole. Do you know how much you probably hurt that girl?
That's some big pimpin right there.
Sooo... How was the threesome?
was your gf hot, and isn't she technically single?
Well, I hope you feel like a major asshole.
All he did was cheat first. Eventually they all want a different dick
Rock on bro
Lol u are soooo unlucky
Wow dude... You brought it on yourself by cheating, you stupid cunt. I hope they both break up with you and tell everyone what a lying, cheating asshole you are and you never find a person as loving and considerate as your ex.
I don't think you're that bad...not as bad as people are making you out to be. You're just unlucky.
You should save the world the trouble and play in traffic, blindfolded.
I think we all just learned something valuable here.
wowww your a fucking jerk, you clearly deserved it.
Cool story bro
You must be the dumbest guy on earth.
ahaha, smooth you fucking dick magnet.
hahahaha dear god thats fucking hilarious....talk about an "oh shit...." moment...
I hope you didn't tip her. She must have done some HOrRibLe things to your food.
I wonder if he tipped her
Well the girlfriend got a shitload of extra money now
This is wierd this same thing happened to my girlfriend...
U deserved to get caught
Itunes-search. Roobie breastnut
well at least she realized she deserves better than you
the text is fake, I know because I posted it. A lot of cry babies here, boo hoo.
Hahha props bro on playin two chicks at once..too bad it turned for the worst gotta be smarter next time.
wow. deserved that one.
Ppl said they saw the same thing on FML a couple days ago or something!
Hope he feels bad now
Lulz your life sucks
That's what you get asshole .
Karma IS a bitch...
Friggin' loser! Go jump!!
Thats some funny shit hahaha
for real you're a douche. guys you are the reason the guys who actually give a shit about a girl can't get them because they're afraid of getting hurt again. fuck you!! i hate guys like you with a passion
Dude u suck ass
ppl who keep saying it's probably her own fault...go die or something. no one deserves to be cheated on, especially when she's putting in extra effort for the guy! i hope it is made up because this just breaks my heart.
That musta been a weird date
Since I, obviously, had nothing else better to do today I read a lot of these comments.LMAO to most of them. He got what he deserved. Hopefully he learned his lesson, but in my opinion I don't think all the BS said on here is really necessary. It takes two people to make a relationship and it takes two to break it. THERE IS TWO SIDES TO EVERY STORY!!! \nBTW here is some advice for the ladies: IF YOU KEEP YOUR MAN PLEASED AT HOME HE WONT HAVE TO GO SOME WHERE ELSE TO FIND IT!!!\nJUS SAYIN!!!!!
Karma's a bitch isn't it? Way to go dumbass.
So what did she do ?
More of a fml
I'm gonna send him a douche bag in the mail.
It depends on what happen after the date
bahahaha fuck your life..
Everyone's so mad! Lol bro I feel bad for you.
U ass hole
My friend, now it's just time to say I love you and say the devil is possessing you
Do you feel like a dick hole now? Were you and the whore you went out with having fun or sex after your girlfriend dumped you? I mean the whore had to be worth it at least.
she break up with you? I would.
You're a douchebag.
Ouch.. What happens next??
Nice move Casanova ! Who the fuck wants to date a waitress anyway?
I would beat the shit out of this douchebag
So pretty much u had a 3 some aftr?
this is the lowest of the low
Hey! This is guy is awesome! Win some ya lose some!
Wow this was- no is an FML. Lies
This is still the Worst Night? Come on, I was expecting something new
Haha, u got what you deserved
You're a douche
Fuck women, they are sluts, here for us men to fuck
blah blah blah people make mistakes. if you believe in karma good for you. how do you know this girl isnt doing the same thing. blah blah blah girls will be girls "omg guys are such assholes"
ps this is a girl too.
girls like you are the reason guys just hit it and quit it...^
LMAO!! I love it!!!!!! Couldn't have said this any better!!
Not all women are as quick to mark men as untrustworthy. But I do agree its guys like this fuck tard that give the others a bad name... Wtfg
The question that I'm not seeing here is: What present do you get a dude that you have to get a second job for? The only thing I can think of is a busload of coke.
soooo you are the reason we have lesbians... not like cute lesbians that you nasty guys have fascinations about, but the kind that just hate men. So there you go, fuck head.
sucks to be you right now doesn't it
That is why womens don't trust men anymore 😐
serves you right. and i am content in knowing that you shall be labeled a scum-bag and will never get a nice date again
EPIC FAIL x 2
St.Louis!! I doesn't prove that assholes live in missouri they live everywhere!!!!!! I live in missouri!!
So what's her number?
I agree with 10:27
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
Thats awesome! haha even if its fake still awesome
hahaha props on being a major ass hole!
That had to suck ass.
UFO WTF??? v v
WTF!!!! thats horrible! karma is a bitch!
Guys like you are the reason girls start eating pussy
Good thing is that you know you can pick up another girl.
Way to go dude ur a real winner haha
I'm so alone.
BadMitch would have said it was his cousin, www.badmitch.com
Don't go giving her a big tip just because you know her. If she makes your date uncomfortable or anything she needs a small tip or no tip at all so she'll learn her lesson.
i hope your present was a whipped cream pie gone sour and she threw it in your face
Good thing she got the job. So she could drop you.
Better leave a good tip...
for real you're a douche. guys like you are the reason the guys who actually give a shit about a girl can't get them because they're afraid of getting hurt again. fuck you!! i hate guys like you with a passion
Fuckin asshole. U cheat on a girl then she cheats. And u just worsened the cycle. Maybe she won't cheat but she'll have trust issues because of your pathetic ass
That's awsome. Did she get u something good? Also ....fuck all u man haters commenting on this cus women do the same shit
WOWWWWWWWWW that is fucked up man...
so i'm guessing NO THREESOME?? YOU BLEW IT!!
thats grimey doucheeeeeeee
Hahahaha whoo....... dumbass
BRB hav to go get my parrot out of the oven
Did she give you a discount at least? If shes terrible enough to drive you to cheating, then thats the least she can do for putting up with her as long as you did!
Could have been worse. You could have taken her sister or best friend on that date
You're such a dickhead dude...
haha sucker busted urself hard and she was obviously gettin you sumthin good if she needed to jobs to get it
What a shitlord!
YO FUCKTART!! Men like you are the reason women have regrets n shit and so hard to gain trust from!
Oh that shits funny......sad, but funny
Dam and y 2
What the fuck. You are such a dumb ass. Fuckin douche bag!
Ooooooorrrrr maybe this is made up like 9/10ths of the other texts out there?
What a fool
Maybe that's why she didn't tell you?
There is a bunch of bitter people on here lol. Who cares if he cheated.
That's not too awquard of a situation hahahaha
i like how girls always get so mad when guys cheat...if u did everything he wanted u to he wudnt have to go other places
this really does prove that the biggest assholes live in missouri.
i'd bet money i know this guy.
Damn I bet she was fucking pissed of cause u cheated with her that what she should disearved tho.
This is the universe's way of saying: "God your a bastard."
Wow so what happened?
i want to know too!!
You sir, are the man! PLAYA!!
She probably deserved it.
Technically he wasn't cheating. He was just taking a girl out to eat. :/
Looks like she didn't need a second job anymore!! Lmao!
The perfect example of: Piece Of Shit (at it's finest....) \n\nThere *may* not be shittier excuses for horrible human beings out there! So far, this one takes the cake!
Yes, this guy is an asshole. Most guys aren't like that, though. It's just that most girls will happen to run into a few of these guys in their lives, and they'll be the exes that they focus on. Aside from that, they can't say for sure that other exes WEREN'T cheating, just that those were. So... no. This does not represent 80% of the male population. I just wish it didn't represent any of either the male or female population.
She saved a shit load of cash by dumping you
I love all these bleeding heart comments from women who have been cheated on xD, yes sir you are an asshat but this is fking hilarious :)
Chew it over with a twix. Lmao.
Well I've been cheated on six times by my girlfriend's so it proves men aren't the only ones that do it
I hope you realized just how great of a woman you just let go of. Actually you didn't even have the balls to do that, you decided to cheat instead. Little bitch I hope this is a lesson learned
Your an ass!
you dumbfuck, you deserve it
what a sweet loving girl to get a job just to buy you something nice for your special day. and she was dating a total asshole. i hope you fucked the other slut and got AIDS.
Best present ever!
Hahaha that is hilarious
Ohhhh dammmm. That's a bad one.. Sorry dude.
Well if she wouldn't have been so damn secretive this wouldn't happen lol. He prolly thought she was whoring around lol
So? Shes gotta understand if shes busy working you ain't gonna be home alone jerking.
I can't decide which is more funny,the txt or the posts of dumb bitches who've been hurt and now are venomous whores and use men being assholes as an excuse.HAHA suck it you evil sluts!
I love how ppl get angry at this guy. Ur on here to get laughs not make judgements about ppl. Im happy for this guy.
something about the way you say it makes me feel like your proud of it.... fuck you cum midget
Playa!!!! U are soo shallow
Ummm I'm pretty sure I saw this same story in FMl or a magazine.... Besides it sounds like a fake text made up just to be on here.....
Lolol too good. Follow me on twitter at @jtc_3