I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
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You can get far in life with a good face though. So don't worry about being a shitty person, you'll be fine
Scissor me timbers!
That episode of south park was brilliant! "This. is. LEZBOS!"
I hate everybody too.
I sincerely hope there is no connection between point two and point three. Please god, don't let these two be linked. Just this one time, okay?
Aww you live my life, but I can cook.
And I live here!
I know who wrote this text lmfaooo
Scissoring is not that complicated. Just saying.
Wow it's like this text was about me.
I'm right there with you. (:
I swear this has to be a friend of mine.