In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
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In all seriousness how much integrity could you have had if you have that many ex’s in one room at one time?
Love those parties where the birthday girl ends up someone's present.
Maybe an Eiffel Tower night?
Ck-dangerously close to sounding envious.
I saw a porn once where they did double anal, one in the vagina, one in the mouth, and one in each hand. It was a mess. Afterwords the girl dropped dead from seman overdose. Ladies watch your drinks at parties. If a guy cums in your drink while you are in the bathroom preparing for double anal it could lead to an overdose. What?
If you're lucky you might get the girl to the emergency room before she overdoses, but the stomach pump is a nasty business.
W.E.G.T.T.T.P.B.G.H. It's got sort of a ring to it, almost like it could be a fun, heated drinking game
Hiligan, not the two men... Double penetration is just wrong.
I was this birthday girl......the best part is leaving with random at the end of the night and flipping the ex's the bird as they watch your sweet ass walk/be carried away.
Suggest a threesome. Everybody wins.
Or rather your hymen
I got the impression that it meant she was going home with an ex.