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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:13am

    I'm indifferent to ugly people unless your ugliness is of epic proportions. What really pisses me off are vapid self-absorbed assholes and dbags.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:03pm

    5:07, people can be quietly conceited, too.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:02pm

    There isn't enough makeup in the world to cover all the uglies. Look at courtney love she wears pounds of that shit and she still looks like shit

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:23am

    @ 10:13 What's the difference between a water fountain and drinking fountain?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:43am

    11:41 thanks... it's too bad I wasn't more drunk, I prob would have taken them both home.... haha

  • 84 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:58am

    That, or you could stop bitching.

  • 88 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:32pm

    This is soooooo true

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:04pm

    Not as much as stupid people do.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:54pm

    I'm so ugly when girls see my face their vaginas automatically close shut for a 36 hour period

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:02am

    There should be a scale 1-10 done by the government and the higher the number you get the more you're allowed out of the house

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:01pm

    Haha the government would rate based on "personality"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:28am

    Is that because you would probably be the one dibs that would make me win? -10:21

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:00pm

    Hahaha 12:38 agreed me and a friend are eachothers wingman' n gotta say whoever was the wingman for the night b4 always has the better story

  • 87 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:38pm

    Without ugly chicks, there would be no need for a a wingman And lets be honest.....the world is better with wingman stories

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:57am

    So true. We should round them all up and isolate them somewhere so they can't mix with the rest of us.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:16pm

    12:14 i believe that to

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:13am

    They should have their own water fountains, schools, drinking fountains, and less rights.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:41am

    11:38 i'm sorry, damn ugly people ruin EVERYTHING

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:22pm

    Dude that's fucken funny

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:59am

    Ugly people shouldn't be allowed to drink outside their own home.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:55am

    but then you would have woke up spooning an ugly bitch and that wouldn't be fun

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:56am

    Ahahaha @ 10:02! That sounds like a wonderful idea! We should try to push that on the next ballot Vote yes on Prop96 to keeping the uglies indoors

  • 78 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:14am

    Thank god I'm so damn good looking. I'd hate to be one of the uglies ( • Y • )

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:38am

    I was trying to hook up with a girl at a bar once, but her ugly friend cock blocked me....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:30pm

    11:47 -- So true. D.C. is just Hollywood for ugly people.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:21am

    Play Dibs, when out and about with friends and you see a ugly beast you shout "Dibs!" and at the end of the day whoever had the most epic dibs wins. It's a great game :]

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    Submitted by sgmyers on Jul 2, 10 at 4:41pm

    Only ugly people would say this isn't funy\nHahaha\nLosers

  • 74 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:40am

    Such an awful thing to say, but I'll be damned if it isn't funny (and true) as hell.

  • 75 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:27am

    Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:58pm

    ahahaha I'm pretty sure this kind of thinking is what Hitler had in mind. but yes, they indeed do ruin things

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:47am

    An ugly person in Dallas is an average person everywhere else in the world except D.C. where they would be HOT.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:52pm

    @10:02 not a good idea... Gov would put me as a 0 but I should at least be a 7... At least... (always good to under rate yourself, might have to show a pic sometime) but the gov doesn't like me at all.... I don think that would be fair... Think about it's the government... They would over rate the ugly ppl just bc they would think it was funny...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:50pm

    Ha this is funny, everyone's for it because they're not admitting they're ugly.