It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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this sounds funnier than it probably actually was.
all this firstness is making me firsty
Grammar? Really? It seems counter intuitive that anyone would critisize grammar on an informal forum designed to discuss amusing drunken text messages. This isn't a fourth year Literature or English class designed around the proper use of a semicolon. If you derive all your self esteem by criticizing random informal internet post grammar, you seriously need to do some introspective analysis on more productive ways of deriving self confidence.
Also, Neanderthals were just as intelligent as Homo sapiens. Maybe you should take a basic Earth History class. BAM!
Not only that, you should have capitalized Neanderthal. See what I just did there, and how ridiculous I sound.
Yea sounds like that could have gone better
Where did you get the fishing pole?
Who is this douchebag writing below me talking about proper grammar, I'll tell you what buddy, you spell check that for me and I'll tell you what a vagina feels like.
Did they throw you out for talking like a neanderthal? It could have went better? Really?
Should we throw you out for knowing nothing about human evolution? Comparison to Neanderthals? Really? At the very least you could have used Australopithecines.
@macek47, haha ... I love it. I have a vagina. Let's party
i really don't think that there is a point to rag on his grammar. you understood what he meant. seriously do you think when he sent that text he was concerned about grammar? like he knew his grammar was going to be judged on TFLN? idiots
When you get sober, you might try going to an English class.