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  • She probably got him hard and was just teasing him. She knew she wasn't giving him any before she started.

    Submitted by notsodiva on Sep 10, 12 at 3:52pm
  • Why were you fully erect in a bar?

    Submitted by crazybass48 on Sep 10, 12 at 12:26pm
  • Is it even possible to not close at that point???

    Submitted by blahshutup on Sep 10, 12 at 10:08am
    • Apparently... sad thing is whit like this happens to my buddy a lot.

      Submitted by ssjx7squall on Sep 10, 12 at 3:11pm
  • I'm sorry you have a small penis.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Sep 10, 12 at 9:09am
  • WTF!? If she's grabbing your stuff and giving you tongue, do not pass go do not collect $200, order another drink and beat it out of the frame on the spot. Nothing says I came to party like an unsheathed dick in a bar...

    Submitted by D_U_M on Sep 10, 12 at 12:19pm
  • you fail at being a man

    Submitted by ssjx7squall on Sep 10, 12 at 11:27am
  • What's really sad is every guy who read this text hung their head in shame for this "man" and yet we all have 1 friend who we can see this happening too. And if you don't have 1, you are that 1.

    Submitted by Vardar on Sep 11, 12 at 7:28am
  • You obviously have ha a sheltered childhood

    Submitted by lilredvettefan on Sep 10, 12 at 1:07pm
  • Sounds like performance anxiety.

    Submitted by Pronfairy on Sep 10, 12 at 5:35pm
  • As much as I hate agreeing with GA Peach, she's right. The reason this guy didn't close was that he made the mistake of getting hard at the bar. After she got a good feel of what he was working w/ and was disappointed, she cut out and moved on. She's probably happy she didn't have to fuck a small dick

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 2, 12 at 12:30am
  • What did this poor bastard do for karma to hate him?? Goddamn...

    Submitted by trumpetrocker on Sep 11, 12 at 8:35am
  • Close? I've finished with less!

    Submitted by porksword on Sep 10, 12 at 5:29pm
  • Sad day!

    Submitted by swoobs on Sep 13, 12 at 3:47am
  • I would at least gotten a blow job

    Submitted by masterblaster420 on Sep 10, 12 at 4:47pm