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  • Submitted by notsodiva on Sep 10, 12 at 3:52pm

    She probably got him hard and was just teasing him. She knew she wasn't giving him any before she started.

  • Submitted by crazybass48 on Sep 10, 12 at 12:26pm

    Why were you fully erect in a bar?

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      Submitted by centerfoldangel on Sep 10, 12 at 6:50pm

      That was what I was curious about too

  • Submitted by blahshutup on Sep 10, 12 at 10:08am

    Is it even possible to not close at that point???

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      Submitted by ssjx7squall on Sep 10, 12 at 3:11pm

      Apparently... sad thing is whit like this happens to my buddy a lot.

  • Submitted by GA_Peach on Sep 10, 12 at 9:09am

    I'm sorry you have a small penis.

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    Submitted by D_U_M on Sep 10, 12 at 12:19pm

    WTF!? If she's grabbing your stuff and giving you tongue, do not pass go do not collect $200, order another drink and beat it out of the frame on the spot. Nothing says I came to party like an unsheathed dick in a bar...

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    Submitted by ssjx7squall on Sep 10, 12 at 11:27am

    you fail at being a man

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      Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 10, 12 at 3:23pm

      Or is winning at being a homosexual man

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    Submitted by Vardar on Sep 11, 12 at 7:28am

    What's really sad is every guy who read this text hung their head in shame for this "man" and yet we all have 1 friend who we can see this happening too. And if you don't have 1, you are that 1.

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    Submitted by lilredvettefan on Sep 10, 12 at 1:07pm

    You obviously have ha a sheltered childhood

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    Submitted by Pronfairy on Sep 10, 12 at 5:35pm

    Sounds like performance anxiety.

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 2, 12 at 12:30am

    As much as I hate agreeing with GA Peach, she's right. The reason this guy didn't close was that he made the mistake of getting hard at the bar. After she got a good feel of what he was working w/ and was disappointed, she cut out and moved on. She's probably happy she didn't have to fuck a small dick

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    Submitted by trumpetrocker on Sep 11, 12 at 8:35am

    What did this poor bastard do for karma to hate him?? Goddamn...

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    Submitted by porksword on Sep 10, 12 at 5:29pm

    Close? I've finished with less!

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    Submitted by swoobs on Sep 13, 12 at 3:47am

    Sad day!

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    Submitted by masterblaster420 on Sep 10, 12 at 4:47pm

    I would at least gotten a blow job