do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Of course they do. They just don't get very far into them.
Historians maintain that this is one of the greatest things anyone has ever said.
Yeah seriously, I bet the only people who downvoted this were the ones with small dicks.
This is one of the fucking funniest things i have EVER read.
Rofl. You're so punny.
*get to one knee* Herschel, will you and your awesome sense of humor marry me?
Sorry, this is TFLN. Anything more formal than a one-night stand is strictly against the rules.
I'd sleep with a guy with a small dick over a guy that IS a dick!!! Toys and tongues cab handle the small organ. Nothing can cure a "dick" of a personality!
You're obviously fat.
YESSSSSSSS. fat bitches cant complain about dudes with small dicks cuz they cant get anybody else..
Yeah, except for the fat ones that land the men with 9.5" dicks. Other than that, they get the small-dicked ones.
..you're obviously a small dicked ignorant moron yourself.
We sure do. I eat pussy like there's chocolate inside so it all works out
We'll see how far that gets you
Probably won't be any little spek's running around in the future.
If the girl is decent and the guy is willing to supplement with toys...dam far
Now that's just sad.
then whats the point of the guy?
Vibrators can't mow lawns.
I'm all for making fun of people, but making fun of guys' dicks just feels wrong.. it's like making fun of girls for having uneven boobs or something. They can't help it.
I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS.
SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE
Okay, just... go home.
Thank you!\nI don't like the making fun of guys who don't last very long in bed. Out of their control. Like any guys WANTS to come after 30 seconds.
practice my friend
Jack off before sex. If it only takes you 30 seconds it's not like she's going to notice if you jet off to the bathroom.
They must, otherwise by natural selection all the small dicks would be gone.
Why do you think the new Camaro came out?
I've been with men of multiple sizes and shapes and I say with authority that small penises are far superior. They make anal great and they can fuck harder without bruising the hell out of my cervix.
It only matters if they know how to use the equipment. Plus- it would be like blaming a chic for small breasts- u just can't help that
Definitely not the same. Breast size is overrated.
more than a handful's a wasteful.
Two girls with small tits are above me
I like boobs
Does dick size matter? If ya love someone... Anyway, guys with huge dicks tend to be huge dicks.
Yeah, some do, mostly the ones who play guitar.
No such thing as small dicks. Just big pussies.
I think they probably have more romantic relationships. Girls like romance. And guys with big things tend to be arrogant and think they can get into any girls pants they want to, so they don't care about romance.
well obviously they're not going to be pursuing strictly sexual ones.
I have a 5 inched dick and I'm proud
Is that why you signed on as Anonymous, because you are SO proud?
What I lack for in size, I make up for in speeeeed!
No we don't ummm I mean no they dont
Do you realize that there are women with similar-sized parts who are thrilled not to have Long Dong grinding on her?? Some womenvar not built to accommodate that shit and an excellent cunnilinguist to boot is more than icing, it is a whole other party!!!
Cuz guys with small dicks need love too?
I've been dating a guy with a small dick for over a year. The sex is awesome. I can't get enough of his dick. Size doesn't matter.
I prefer small dicks cuz I have a condition where the walls of my vag tighten during sex so big dicks hurt :)
Ask your dad.
guys with small dicks say things like 88
Are you guys retarded? How do so many people think this is funny this is one of the dumbest things I've read. Do girls with gigantic gaping smelly disgusting vaginas pursue romantic relationships?
Haha. Touche! You have a point.
It's funny and so is what you mentioned. They're both funny! I've seen my fair share of disgusting vaginas though...
Small dicks and small breasts can't even be compared. Small breasts don't inhibit the performance, while a small penis does. :)
contraire mon frère if you are not aroused by small breastases then that will inhibit the making of sexual climax
That's all they do, baby. That's all they do.
They probably don't pursue one-night stands. \nAlthough maybe they do and just choose the drunkest girl in the room so that they would be too drunk to notice...
My penis is shaped like a Ferrari.
of course they do. their one hope is that someone will love them and forgive the small penis.
Yup. My ex was tiny. Which was so sad bc he was a big guy. Made it look even smaller.
How tiny is tiny? That's probably weird to ask, but I honestly don't know how big "average" would even be...
the average male penis is 5.5 inches long.
Thanks very much, kind stranger! That's good to know. I feel like that handy fact would be in a porno version of Bill Nye the Science Guy.
I don't mind them, at least compared to a overly huge dick.\nBut then again I'm not some whore with a stretched out vagina.
The guys who steer clear of any girl willing to fuck them before they exchange names do.\n\nDon't worry, you are not at risk of finding a meaningful relationship with a small guy, or anyone else.
Why are the comments posted out of order?
Do chics w/small tits do the same?
Of course. Why wouldn't they?
Ur a bitch. Go get a life.
I wouldn't know...
This is what strippers are for!
@10:01 ah! this kid at my school just got a brand new camaro. it all makes sense now.
Ahhh you've read my mind!!!
the average male is technically only 6" long which is small to most women so im pretty sure "small" guys go for long term relationships
Spek10, you admit you have a tiny dick?
I make the pussy smile now throw the pussy at me!
Haha wow and the answer is yes a guy with a fairy cock went after my girlfriend a couple days ago hahah
A fairy cock? Does it have wings and a magic wand? That would be epic.
I hope it means that it produces sparkles/glitter upon orgasm.
I ask the same thing about fat girls every day;)
they just f*** fast
The guy with the big penis will prob beat you and cheat on you, while you could have had the man of your life who will treat you right. But hey, at least he has a big penis
They should do some pills first
Not with a shallow b1tch like you, I'm sure.
I hate being asian.... And yea we do....
What's conisidred a small dick?
They need these types of relationships most- wouldn't want the small secret getting out lol
Yes because there's bound to be a smaller vagina out there.\n\nA dick is small relative to a cavernous vagina.
Maybe 88 means he whacks his itty bitty to Dale Jr racing around the track? Haha!
You know this might a really good tfln. But by far the best comments, EVER!
Sometimes a small dick is better. Then u dnt get jabbed in the uterus evrytime u pick a tricky position. Id much rather enjoy sex than b hurtin from it
Do girls with small tits even attempt?
Dude... :(\n...Well, okay. We try. And fail.
It's "heil", just FYI...
They do attempt it, but they shouldn't. That goes for any man who sucks in bed also.
You sound like a slut, you are the one that shouldn't reproduce. Enjoy playing Pokemon VD. Gotta catch 'em all!
Yes, I do.
seems like with natural selection/survival of the fittest and all, they'd have evolved away
This shit is the reason I love TFLN. oh em gee
I know, right? It's so ridiculous...
this guy probably drives a hummer to make up for his fun-sized dick
Thanks to 11:08, I'm now disgusted AND annoyed.
They try...key word try. Trust me, 3.5" feels like someone's just poking you.
Probably because of the 3" of fat the 3.5" dick has to penetrate before it reaches your puss.
All the dudes with tiny dicks just need to lose weight. Nothing is more awkward and pitiful looking than a huge guy with what might be an average dick hidden underneath rolls of fat so that only 2" poke out. You can't even get on top and feel that cuz his gut and thighs get in the way. And he can't have althletic sex either from being out of shape, so.. Its better to just avoid the fat dudes.
I wouldn't know; I been eight inches since I was 24.
No, they just fuck girls then quit talking to them because they're ashamed they can't pleasure the women
Greatest thing ever said, hands down.
I'm 7 1/4", is that big?
I compensate by only fucking asians
Dudes with small dicks end up in long term relationships that are meaningful and great because they aren't douche bags. Even then sex is a confidence game.
Micheal, what happened before 24 is the real question. Btw congrats. I like what your packing.
Well atleast guys with small dicks don't run around takin peelz to make there dicks bog to impress the sluts that will just end with a STD or HIV! Muahahha
Ewww I hope no
how would I know. I just put on cloths and leave as soon as I see a small dick
No. I don't out of consideration for her
Omg. Small dicks suck. I knew a guy whose pube were bigger that his dick. Umm. I left. And we had been dating for 4 weeks. I think he got the idea.
Yeah, they just become homo. Haha.
They do i no some whos 3.5 lol
We wouldn't know
My dick looks like an elevator button and I've been fucking the same dog for years. He doesn't seem to mind anymore. So, I would say, yes.
Well I don't have anything to worry about. Mollywhap her so she knows what's up.
ew small dicks
Girls love my dick. My dick is like heroin to them. They can't get enough. Always craving more.
Wow. What a sad culture we live in. Oh and to the first person who says I have a smal dick BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAH MY GOD YOURE BRILLIANT
nick tamburello does
I think anonymous was making a joke at 'first'
the number's not random
88 stands for HH, H being the eighth letter in the alphabet. It stands for "Hail Hitler". Just an FYI.
88 is "code" for HH, H being the eighth letter in the alphabet. It stands for "Hail Hitler".
OK, so my dick only hangs an inch...from the ground! lol