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  • Submitted by Herschel on Apr 28, 10 at 8:09pm

    Of course they do. They just don't get very far into them.

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      Submitted by crosby8779 on Apr 28, 10 at 8:11pm

      LMAO.

    • 69 87
      Submitted by Fakelove on Apr 28, 10 at 8:39pm

      Historians maintain that this is one of the greatest things anyone has ever said.

    • 64 80
      Submitted by teletubbydroid on Apr 28, 10 at 9:04pm

      Yeah seriously, I bet the only people who downvoted this were the ones with small dicks.

    • 58 86
      Submitted by fucktheworld00 on Apr 28, 10 at 11:23pm

      This is one of the fucking funniest things i have EVER read.

    • 61 73
      Submitted by Caryla on Apr 29, 10 at 12:14am

      Rofl. You're so punny.

    • 59 67
      Submitted by InEtherWeTrust on Apr 29, 10 at 1:13am

      *get to one knee* Herschel, will you and your awesome sense of humor marry me?

      • 47 67
        Submitted by Herschel on Apr 29, 10 at 3:13am

        Sorry, this is TFLN. Anything more formal than a one-night stand is strictly against the rules.

    • 56 70
      Submitted by Phys on Apr 30, 10 at 12:36am

      My hero!

  • Submitted by jinxygirl on Apr 28, 10 at 8:47pm

    I'd sleep with a guy with a small dick over a guy that IS a dick!!! Toys and tongues cab handle the small organ. Nothing can cure a "dick" of a personality!

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      Submitted by eNVee on Apr 28, 10 at 9:14pm

      You're obviously fat.

      • 53 90
        Submitted by krazykelly on Apr 28, 10 at 10:45pm

        lmfao

      • 57 77
        Submitted by apizzzzzle on Apr 29, 10 at 1:45am

        YESSSSSSSS. fat bitches cant complain about dudes with small dicks cuz they cant get anybody else..

        • 58 74
          Submitted by CsM on Apr 29, 10 at 1:47pm

          Yeah, except for the fat ones that land the men with 9.5" dicks. Other than that, they get the small-dicked ones.

      • 58 63
        Submitted by Spectroz on Apr 29, 10 at 10:35pm

        ..you're obviously a small dicked ignorant moron yourself.

  • Submitted by spek10 on Apr 28, 10 at 8:10pm

    We sure do. I eat pussy like there's chocolate inside so it all works out

    • 55 66
      Submitted by riiiiight on Apr 28, 10 at 8:28pm

      We'll see how far that gets you

      • 52 73
        Submitted by teletubbydroid on Apr 28, 10 at 8:30pm

        Probably won't be any little spek's running around in the future.

    • 51 81
      Submitted by fun2play on Apr 28, 10 at 11:17pm

      If the girl is decent and the guy is willing to supplement with toys...dam far

      • 61 81
        Submitted by Michel on Apr 28, 10 at 11:42pm

        Now that's just sad.

      • 62 81
        Submitted by hotsuma53 on Apr 28, 10 at 11:46pm

        then whats the point of the guy?

        • 41 57
          Submitted by poiuy on Jul 12, 10 at 7:33pm

          Vibrators can't mow lawns.

  • Submitted by lisalondon on Apr 28, 10 at 8:30pm

    I'm all for making fun of people, but making fun of guys' dicks just feels wrong.. it's like making fun of girls for having uneven boobs or something. They can't help it.

    • 52 67
      Submitted by lisalondon on Apr 28, 10 at 8:31pm

      I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS.

      • 58 80
        Submitted by Fakelove on Apr 28, 10 at 8:41pm

        SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE

        • 65 72
          Submitted by meghannnn on Apr 28, 10 at 9:03pm

          Okay, just... go home.

    • 56 81
      Submitted by PrisonMike on Apr 28, 10 at 9:54pm

      Thank you!\nI don't like the making fun of guys who don't last very long in bed. Out of their control. Like any guys WANTS to come after 30 seconds.

      • 58 67
        Submitted by drunknotenough on Apr 28, 10 at 10:34pm

        practice my friend

      • 46 82
        Submitted by Caryla on Apr 29, 10 at 12:16am

        Jack off before sex. If it only takes you 30 seconds it's not like she's going to notice if you jet off to the bathroom.

  • Submitted by archery126 on Apr 28, 10 at 10:13pm

    They must, otherwise by natural selection all the small dicks would be gone.

  • Submitted by zak197 on Apr 28, 10 at 10:01pm

    Why do you think the new Camaro came out?

  • Submitted by Vilexxica on Apr 28, 10 at 11:08pm

    I've been with men of multiple sizes and shapes and I say with authority that small penises are far superior. They make anal great and they can fuck harder without bruising the hell out of my cervix.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 8:27pm

    I like boobs

  • Submitted by jprincess on Apr 28, 10 at 8:53pm

    It only matters if they know how to use the equipment. Plus- it would be like blaming a chic for small breasts- u just can't help that

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      Submitted by Favidavid on Apr 28, 10 at 10:45pm

      Definitely not the same. Breast size is overrated.

    • 51 73
      Submitted by yeaaaah on Apr 29, 10 at 3:52pm

      more than a handful's a wasteful.

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        Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jan 27, 12 at 6:10pm

        Two girls with small tits are above me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 5:44am

    No such thing as small dicks. Just big pussies.

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      Submitted by first_go on Apr 29, 10 at 2:30pm

      That's hilarious.

  • Submitted by hero88 on Apr 28, 10 at 10:48pm

    Yeah, some do, mostly the ones who play guitar.

  • Submitted by suggee on Apr 28, 10 at 10:12pm

    I think they probably have more romantic relationships. Girls like romance. And guys with big things tend to be arrogant and think they can get into any girls pants they want to, so they don't care about romance.

  • Submitted by meghannnn on Apr 28, 10 at 9:04pm

    well obviously they're not going to be pursuing strictly sexual ones.

  • Submitted by marsrover on Apr 29, 10 at 1:10am

    Does dick size matter? If ya love someone... Anyway, guys with huge dicks tend to be huge dicks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 10:25pm

    What I lack for in size, I make up for in speeeeed!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 11:30pm

    I have a 5 inched dick and I'm proud

    • 57 57
      Submitted by NickFalzone08 on May 1, 10 at 11:32pm

      Is that why you signed on as Anonymous, because you are SO proud?

  • Submitted by feltch on Apr 28, 10 at 9:31pm

    No we don't ummm I mean no they dont

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    Submitted by cowgirl on Apr 29, 10 at 7:41am

    I've been dating a guy with a small dick for over a year. The sex is awesome. I can't get enough of his dick. Size doesn't matter.

  • Submitted by treseda on Apr 28, 10 at 10:47pm

    Do you realize that there are women with similar-sized parts who are thrilled not to have Long Dong grinding on her?? Some womenvar not built to accommodate that shit and an excellent cunnilinguist to boot is more than icing, it is a whole other party!!!

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    Submitted by nikkiegirl79 on Apr 28, 10 at 8:34pm

    Cuz guys with small dicks need love too?

  • Submitted by tbomber on Apr 28, 10 at 8:19pm

    of course they do. their one hope is that someone will love them and forgive the small penis.

  • 93 84
    Submitted by knickerbocker on Apr 29, 10 at 7:26am

    Are you guys retarded? How do so many people think this is funny this is one of the dumbest things I've read. Do girls with gigantic gaping smelly disgusting vaginas pursue romantic relationships?

    • 39 81
      Submitted by awkward on Apr 29, 10 at 2:29pm

      Haha. Touche! You have a point.

    • 57 83
      Submitted by first_go on Apr 29, 10 at 2:36pm

      It's funny and so is what you mentioned. They're both funny! I've seen my fair share of disgusting vaginas though...

  • 94 89
    Submitted by klangford on Apr 28, 10 at 10:00pm

    Ask your dad.

  • 96 94
    Submitted by bridgette on Apr 28, 10 at 11:16pm

    I prefer small dicks cuz I have a condition where the walls of my vag tighten during sex so big dicks hurt :)

  • 87 78
    Submitted by sunburnbaby on Apr 28, 10 at 11:23pm

    Small dicks and small breasts can't even be compared. Small breasts don't inhibit the performance, while a small penis does. :)

    • 17 47
      Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jan 27, 12 at 6:15pm

      contraire mon frère if you are not aroused by small breastases then that will inhibit the making of sexual climax

  • 67 47
    Submitted by InkyDesire on May 27, 10 at 2:36pm

    I don't mind them, at least compared to a overly huge dick.\nBut then again I'm not some whore with a stretched out vagina.

  • 80 75
    Submitted by photofilly31 on Apr 29, 10 at 1:40am

    Yup. My ex was tiny. Which was so sad bc he was a big guy. Made it look even smaller.

    • 49 83
      Submitted by awkward on Apr 29, 10 at 2:30pm

      How tiny is tiny? That's probably weird to ask, but I honestly don't know how big "average" would even be...

      • 56 91
        Submitted by yeaaaah on Apr 29, 10 at 3:56pm

        the average male penis is 5.5 inches long.

        • 43 83
          Submitted by awkward on Apr 29, 10 at 5:06pm

          Thanks very much, kind stranger! That's good to know. I feel like that handy fact would be in a porno version of Bill Nye the Science Guy.

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    Submitted by mordantmouth on Apr 28, 10 at 8:11pm

    That's all they do, baby. That's all they do.

  • 85 87
    Submitted by awkward on Apr 28, 10 at 9:57pm

    They probably don't pursue one-night stands. \nAlthough maybe they do and just choose the drunkest girl in the room so that they would be too drunk to notice...

  • 84 86
    Submitted by weave on Apr 28, 10 at 8:10pm

    guys with small dicks say things like 88

  • 64 57
    Submitted by kbomb on Apr 29, 10 at 1:17am

    Yes because there's bound to be a smaller vagina out there.\n\nA dick is small relative to a cavernous vagina.

  • 83 95
    Submitted by bassmaggs on Apr 28, 10 at 9:32pm

    Do chics w/small tits do the same?

  • 75 80
    Submitted by Fakelove on Apr 28, 10 at 8:56pm

    The guys who steer clear of any girl willing to fuck them before they exchange names do.\n\nDon't worry, you are not at risk of finding a meaningful relationship with a small guy, or anyone else.

  • 75 81
    Submitted by jcutshaw on Apr 29, 10 at 12:57am

    Of course. Why wouldn't they?

  • 76 83
    Submitted by w2010 on Apr 28, 10 at 11:01pm

    Why are the comments posted out of order?

  • 69 71
    Submitted by NCA on Apr 29, 10 at 1:17am

    Not with a shallow b1tch like you, I'm sure.

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 10:46pm

    @10:01 ah! this kid at my school just got a brand new camaro. it all makes sense now.

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 11:21am

    Haha wow and the answer is yes a guy with a fairy cock went after my girlfriend a couple days ago hahah

    • 60 72
      Submitted by shadowsbane on Apr 29, 10 at 11:56am

      A fairy cock? Does it have wings and a magic wand? That would be epic.

      • 43 81
        Submitted by awkward on Apr 29, 10 at 2:35pm

        I hope it means that it produces sparkles/glitter upon orgasm.

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Cloud55655 on Apr 28, 10 at 10:33pm

    Ur a bitch. Go get a life.

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Rolyat22 on May 3, 10 at 8:13pm

    Yes, I do.

  • 60 59
    Submitted by cheesemanultra on Apr 29, 10 at 1:01pm

    Ask your dad.

  • 60 62
    Submitted by robotninjapirate on Apr 29, 10 at 1:07am

    Yes.

  • 66 75
    Submitted by ElectricBuckeye on Apr 29, 10 at 11:29am

    My penis is shaped like a Ferrari.

  • 66 78
    Submitted by richp on Apr 29, 10 at 1:40am

    I wouldn't know...

  • 59 64
    Submitted by imboyo on Apr 28, 10 at 11:00pm

    Spek10, you admit you have a tiny dick?

  • 74 95
    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 29, 10 at 12:12pm

    I ask the same thing about fat girls every day;)

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Bella_Kai on Apr 29, 10 at 1:00am

    Ahhh you've read my mind!!!

  • 65 79
    Submitted by ohyeahhh on Apr 29, 10 at 12:05am

    Maybe 88 means he whacks his itty bitty to Dale Jr racing around the track? Haha!

  • 56 62
    Submitted by amikewlorwhat on Apr 29, 10 at 1:21am

    They need these types of relationships most- wouldn't want the small secret getting out lol

  • 66 83
    Submitted by ThePussyMonsta on Apr 29, 10 at 9:10am

    I make the pussy smile now throw the pussy at me!

  • 59 69
    Submitted by maddox on Apr 28, 10 at 11:16pm

    Thanks to 11:08, I'm now disgusted AND annoyed.

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Winston24 on Apr 28, 10 at 10:09pm

    What's conisidred a small dick?

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 2:25am

    I hate being asian.... And yea we do....

  • 66 85
    Submitted by FamGuyFan001 on Apr 29, 10 at 8:04am

    nope

  • 64 82
    Submitted by ggmate on Apr 29, 10 at 9:42am

    The guy with the big penis will prob beat you and cheat on you, while you could have had the man of your life who will treat you right. But hey, at least he has a big penis

  • 69 93
    Submitted by AnimeBabe on Apr 29, 10 at 12:57am

    the average male is technically only 6" long which is small to most women so im pretty sure "small" guys go for long term relationships

  • 64 83
    Submitted by thefucked1 on Apr 28, 10 at 9:02pm

    No :.(

  • 62 80
    Submitted by sexybitch123 on Apr 29, 10 at 2:19am

    they just f*** fast

  • 68 92
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 28, 10 at 10:26pm

    This is what strippers are for!

  • 65 90
    Submitted by ImaSexAddict on Apr 29, 10 at 8:28am

    Do girls with small tits even attempt?

    • 65 76
      Submitted by awkward on Apr 29, 10 at 2:32pm

      Dude... :(\n...Well, okay. We try. And fail.

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Kinky_Russian21 on Feb 9, 11 at 11:41pm

    Sometimes a small dick is better. Then u dnt get jabbed in the uterus evrytime u pick a tricky position. Id much rather enjoy sex than b hurtin from it

  • 58 78
    Submitted by vodkat on Apr 29, 10 at 8:50am

    It's "heil", just FYI...

  • 55 72
    Submitted by tirabell89 on Apr 28, 10 at 11:05pm

    seems like with natural selection/survival of the fittest and all, they'd have evolved away

  • 58 79
    Submitted by bemycracker on Apr 29, 10 at 9:15am

    No, they just fuck girls then quit talking to them because they're ashamed they can't pleasure the women

  • 59 81
    Submitted by trexeatspeople on Apr 28, 10 at 11:40pm

    You know this might a really good tfln. But by far the best comments, EVER!

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 12:21am

    This shit is the reason I love TFLN. oh em gee

    • 47 63
      Submitted by awkward on Apr 29, 10 at 2:33pm

      I know, right? It's so ridiculous...

  • 58 82
    Submitted by machaveli2 on Apr 28, 10 at 9:54pm

    Well atleast guys with small dicks don't run around takin peelz to make there dicks bog to impress the sluts that will just end with a STD or HIV! Muahahha

  • 62 92
    Submitted by bamula2 on Apr 28, 10 at 8:46pm

    No :(

  • 56 82
    Submitted by nsmp on Apr 29, 10 at 10:10pm

    hahahahaa. NO.

  • 53 77
    Submitted by nsgf on Apr 29, 10 at 8:09am

    firstttt

  • 53 77
    Submitted by mrpickles on Apr 28, 10 at 9:56pm

    No. I don't out of consideration for her

  • 57 86
    Submitted by ColoroutofSpacr on Apr 28, 10 at 10:58pm

    Yes.

  • Submitted by ki4xo on Apr 29, 10 at 3:24pm

    All the dudes with tiny dicks just need to lose weight. Nothing is more awkward and pitiful looking than a huge guy with what might be an average dick hidden underneath rolls of fat so that only 2" poke out. You can't even get on top and feel that cuz his gut and thighs get in the way. And he can't have althletic sex either from being out of shape, so.. Its better to just avoid the fat dudes.

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Eva_Braun88 on Apr 29, 10 at 5:45am

    They do attempt it, but they shouldn't. That goes for any man who sucks in bed also.

    • 55 73
      Submitted by shadowsbane on Apr 29, 10 at 11:45am

      You sound like a slut, you are the one that shouldn't reproduce. Enjoy playing Pokemon VD. Gotta catch 'em all!

  • 51 78
    Submitted by r1chard85 on Apr 30, 10 at 5:52am

    I'm 7 1/4", is that big?

  • Submitted by Michel on Apr 28, 10 at 11:30pm

    I wouldn't know; I been eight inches since I was 24.

  • 55 87
    Submitted by ek91487 on Apr 28, 10 at 8:54pm

    They shouldn't!!

  • 48 74
    Submitted by glenrose143 on Apr 29, 10 at 11:09pm

    They should do some pills first

  • 52 82
    Submitted by bamboobanga on Apr 29, 10 at 12:26am

    this guy probably drives a hummer to make up for his fun-sized dick

  • 51 81
    Submitted by doctorhobo on Apr 29, 10 at 10:25pm

    Wow. What a sad culture we live in. Oh and to the first person who says I have a smal dick BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAH MY GOD YOURE BRILLIANT

  • 49 77
    Submitted by thekandymaan on Apr 29, 10 at 12:14am

    Well I don't have anything to worry about. Mollywhap her so she knows what's up.

  • 54 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 10 at 9:35pm

    My dick looks like an elevator button and I've been fucking the same dog for years. He doesn't seem to mind anymore. So, I would say, yes.

  • 53 86
    Submitted by diggitydank on Apr 29, 10 at 9:24am

    Ewww I hope no

  • 50 80
    Submitted by goodie2shoezgirl on Apr 28, 10 at 8:13pm

    They do i no some whos 3.5 lol

  • 52 84
    Submitted by dubdiver666 on Apr 28, 10 at 8:08pm

    Classic

  • 47 75
    Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 6, 10 at 9:05am

    I compensate by only fucking asians

  • Submitted by nos71 on Apr 29, 10 at 2:12am

    Girls love my dick. My dick is like heroin to them. They can't get enough. Always craving more.

  • 57 97
    Submitted by badbadgirl on Apr 29, 10 at 3:20am

    how would I know. I just put on cloths and leave as soon as I see a small dick

  • 44 74
    Submitted by sailorspanky12 on Apr 28, 10 at 11:49pm

    Greatest thing ever said, hands down.

  • Submitted by Roxy824 on Apr 28, 10 at 8:54pm

    They try...key word try. Trust me, 3.5" feels like someone's just poking you.

    • 60 84
      Submitted by shadowsbane on Apr 29, 10 at 11:43am

      Probably because of the 3" of fat the 3.5" dick has to penetrate before it reaches your puss.

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    Submitted by SigillumDiaboli on Aug 17, 12 at 10:48am

    Dudes with small dicks end up in long term relationships that are meaningful and great because they aren't douche bags. Even then sex is a confidence game.

  • Submitted by trexeatspeople on Apr 29, 10 at 12:09am

    Omg. Small dicks suck. I knew a guy whose pube were bigger that his dick. Umm. I left. And we had been dating for 4 weeks. I think he got the idea.

  • 48 89
    Submitted by ToferHaynes on Apr 29, 10 at 12:24am

    Yeah, they just become homo. Haha.

  • Submitted by sexyupsguy on Apr 28, 10 at 11:58pm

    OK, so my dick only hangs an inch...from the ground! lol

  • 50 95
    Submitted by hesbigshesquirts on Apr 29, 10 at 1:28am

    We wouldn't know

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 12:12am

    ew small dicks

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    Submitted by Babygirlxoxo on Jan 6, 14 at 7:48pm

    nick tamburello does

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 8:02pm

    Eighty eight

    • 58 93
      Submitted by bleeblahbloop on Apr 28, 10 at 8:05pm

      whattt?

      • 73 53
        Submitted by crosby8779 on Apr 28, 10 at 8:09pm

        I think anonymous was making a joke at 'first'

        • 75 67
          Submitted by weave on Apr 28, 10 at 8:12pm

          the number's not random

    • 53 60
      Submitted by The_Unspool on Apr 28, 10 at 8:46pm

      88 stands for HH, H being the eighth letter in the alphabet. It stands for "Hail Hitler". Just an FYI.

    • 61 86
      Submitted by The_Unspool on Apr 28, 10 at 8:47pm

      88 is "code" for HH, H being the eighth letter in the alphabet. It stands for "Hail Hitler".

  • 42 92
    Submitted by trexeatspeople on Apr 28, 10 at 11:42pm

    Micheal, what happened before 24 is the real question. Btw congrats. I like what your packing.