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  • Of course they do. They just don't get very far into them.

    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 28, 10 at 8:09pm
  • I'd sleep with a guy with a small dick over a guy that IS a dick!!! Toys and tongues cab handle the small organ. Nothing can cure a "dick" of a personality!

    Submitted by jinxygirl on Apr 28, 10 at 8:47pm
    • You're obviously fat.

      Submitted by eNVee on Apr 28, 10 at 9:14pm
      • lmfao

        Submitted by krazykelly on Apr 28, 10 at 10:45pm
      • YESSSSSSSS. fat bitches cant complain about dudes with small dicks cuz they cant get anybody else..

        Submitted by apizzzzzle on Apr 29, 10 at 1:45am
        • Yeah, except for the fat ones that land the men with 9.5" dicks. Other than that, they get the small-dicked ones.

          Submitted by CsM on Apr 29, 10 at 1:47pm
      • ..you're obviously a small dicked ignorant moron yourself.

        Submitted by Spectroz on Apr 29, 10 at 10:35pm
  • We sure do. I eat pussy like there's chocolate inside so it all works out

    Submitted by spek10 on Apr 28, 10 at 8:10pm
  • I'm all for making fun of people, but making fun of guys' dicks just feels wrong.. it's like making fun of girls for having uneven boobs or something. They can't help it.

    Submitted by lisalondon on Apr 28, 10 at 8:30pm
    • I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS.

      Submitted by lisalondon on Apr 28, 10 at 8:31pm
    • Thank you!\nI don't like the making fun of guys who don't last very long in bed. Out of their control. Like any guys WANTS to come after 30 seconds.

      Submitted by PrisonMike on Apr 28, 10 at 9:54pm
      • practice my friend

        Submitted by drunknotenough on Apr 28, 10 at 10:34pm
      • Jack off before sex. If it only takes you 30 seconds it's not like she's going to notice if you jet off to the bathroom.

        Submitted by Caryla on Apr 29, 10 at 12:16am
  • They must, otherwise by natural selection all the small dicks would be gone.

    Submitted by archery126 on Apr 28, 10 at 10:13pm
  • Why do you think the new Camaro came out?

    Submitted by zak197 on Apr 28, 10 at 10:01pm
  • I've been with men of multiple sizes and shapes and I say with authority that small penises are far superior. They make anal great and they can fuck harder without bruising the hell out of my cervix.

    Submitted by Vilexxica on Apr 28, 10 at 11:08pm
  • It only matters if they know how to use the equipment. Plus- it would be like blaming a chic for small breasts- u just can't help that

    Submitted by jprincess on Apr 28, 10 at 8:53pm
  • I like boobs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 8:27pm
  • Does dick size matter? If ya love someone... Anyway, guys with huge dicks tend to be huge dicks.

    Submitted by marsrover on Apr 29, 10 at 1:10am
  • Yeah, some do, mostly the ones who play guitar.

    Submitted by hero88 on Apr 28, 10 at 10:48pm
  • No such thing as small dicks. Just big pussies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 5:44am
  • I think they probably have more romantic relationships. Girls like romance. And guys with big things tend to be arrogant and think they can get into any girls pants they want to, so they don't care about romance.

    Submitted by suggee on Apr 28, 10 at 10:12pm
  • well obviously they're not going to be pursuing strictly sexual ones.

    Submitted by meghannnn on Apr 28, 10 at 9:04pm
  • I have a 5 inched dick and I'm proud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 11:30pm
  • What I lack for in size, I make up for in speeeeed!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 10:25pm
  • No we don't ummm I mean no they dont

    Submitted by feltch on Apr 28, 10 at 9:31pm
  • Do you realize that there are women with similar-sized parts who are thrilled not to have Long Dong grinding on her?? Some womenvar not built to accommodate that shit and an excellent cunnilinguist to boot is more than icing, it is a whole other party!!!

    Submitted by treseda on Apr 28, 10 at 10:47pm
  • Cuz guys with small dicks need love too?

    Submitted by nikkiegirl79 on Apr 28, 10 at 8:34pm
  • I've been dating a guy with a small dick for over a year. The sex is awesome. I can't get enough of his dick. Size doesn't matter.

    Submitted by cowgirl on Apr 29, 10 at 7:41am
  • I prefer small dicks cuz I have a condition where the walls of my vag tighten during sex so big dicks hurt :)

    Submitted by bridgette on Apr 28, 10 at 11:16pm
  • Ask your dad.

    Submitted by klangford on Apr 28, 10 at 10:00pm
  • guys with small dicks say things like 88

    Submitted by weave on Apr 28, 10 at 8:10pm
  • Are you guys retarded? How do so many people think this is funny this is one of the dumbest things I've read. Do girls with gigantic gaping smelly disgusting vaginas pursue romantic relationships?

    Submitted by knickerbocker on Apr 29, 10 at 7:26am
    • Haha. Touche! You have a point.

      Submitted by awkward on Apr 29, 10 at 2:29pm
    • It's funny and so is what you mentioned. They're both funny! I've seen my fair share of disgusting vaginas though...

      Submitted by first_go on Apr 29, 10 at 2:36pm
  • Small dicks and small breasts can't even be compared. Small breasts don't inhibit the performance, while a small penis does. :)

    Submitted by sunburnbaby on Apr 28, 10 at 11:23pm
    • contraire mon frère if you are not aroused by small breastases then that will inhibit the making of sexual climax

      Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jan 27, 12 at 6:15pm
  • They probably don't pursue one-night stands. \nAlthough maybe they do and just choose the drunkest girl in the room so that they would be too drunk to notice...

    Submitted by awkward on Apr 28, 10 at 9:57pm
  • That's all they do, baby. That's all they do.

    Submitted by mordantmouth on Apr 28, 10 at 8:11pm
  • My penis is shaped like a Ferrari.

    Submitted by ElectricBuckeye on Apr 29, 10 at 11:29am
  • of course they do. their one hope is that someone will love them and forgive the small penis.

    Submitted by tbomber on Apr 28, 10 at 8:19pm
  • Yup. My ex was tiny. Which was so sad bc he was a big guy. Made it look even smaller.

    Submitted by photofilly31 on Apr 29, 10 at 1:40am
    • How tiny is tiny? That's probably weird to ask, but I honestly don't know how big "average" would even be...

      Submitted by awkward on Apr 29, 10 at 2:30pm
      • the average male penis is 5.5 inches long.

        Submitted by yeaaaah on Apr 29, 10 at 3:56pm
        • Thanks very much, kind stranger! That's good to know. I feel like that handy fact would be in a porno version of Bill Nye the Science Guy.

          Submitted by awkward on Apr 29, 10 at 5:06pm
  • I don't mind them, at least compared to a overly huge dick.\nBut then again I'm not some whore with a stretched out vagina.

    Submitted by InkyDesire on May 27, 10 at 2:36pm
  • The guys who steer clear of any girl willing to fuck them before they exchange names do.\n\nDon't worry, you are not at risk of finding a meaningful relationship with a small guy, or anyone else.

    Submitted by Fakelove on Apr 28, 10 at 8:56pm
  • Why are the comments posted out of order?

    Submitted by w2010 on Apr 28, 10 at 11:01pm
  • Do chics w/small tits do the same?

    Submitted by bassmaggs on Apr 28, 10 at 9:32pm
  • Ask your dad.

    Submitted by cheesemanultra on Apr 29, 10 at 1:01pm
  • Of course. Why wouldn't they?

    Submitted by jcutshaw on Apr 29, 10 at 12:57am
  • Ur a bitch. Go get a life.

    Submitted by Cloud55655 on Apr 28, 10 at 10:33pm
  • @10:01 ah! this kid at my school just got a brand new camaro. it all makes sense now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 10:46pm
  • Haha wow and the answer is yes a guy with a fairy cock went after my girlfriend a couple days ago hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 11:21am
    • A fairy cock? Does it have wings and a magic wand? That would be epic.

      Submitted by shadowsbane on Apr 29, 10 at 11:56am
      • I hope it means that it produces sparkles/glitter upon orgasm.

        Submitted by awkward on Apr 29, 10 at 2:35pm
  • Ahhh you've read my mind!!!

    Submitted by Bella_Kai on Apr 29, 10 at 1:00am
  • Spek10, you admit you have a tiny dick?

    Submitted by imboyo on Apr 28, 10 at 11:00pm
  • the average male is technically only 6" long which is small to most women so im pretty sure "small" guys go for long term relationships

    Submitted by AnimeBabe on Apr 29, 10 at 12:57am
  • I make the pussy smile now throw the pussy at me!

    Submitted by ThePussyMonsta on Apr 29, 10 at 9:10am
  • I wouldn't know...

    Submitted by richp on Apr 29, 10 at 1:40am
  • I ask the same thing about fat girls every day;)

    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 29, 10 at 12:12pm
  • This is what strippers are for!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 28, 10 at 10:26pm
  • No :.(

    Submitted by thefucked1 on Apr 28, 10 at 9:02pm
  • The guy with the big penis will prob beat you and cheat on you, while you could have had the man of your life who will treat you right. But hey, at least he has a big penis

    Submitted by ggmate on Apr 29, 10 at 9:42am
  • Maybe 88 means he whacks his itty bitty to Dale Jr racing around the track? Haha!

    Submitted by ohyeahhh on Apr 29, 10 at 12:05am
  • They should do some pills first

    Submitted by glenrose143 on Apr 29, 10 at 11:09pm
  • Not with a shallow b1tch like you, I'm sure.

    Submitted by NCA on Apr 29, 10 at 1:17am
  • I hate being asian.... And yea we do....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 2:25am
  • nope

    Submitted by FamGuyFan001 on Apr 29, 10 at 8:04am
  • What's conisidred a small dick?

    Submitted by Winston24 on Apr 28, 10 at 10:09pm
  • they just f*** fast

    Submitted by sexybitch123 on Apr 29, 10 at 2:19am
  • They need these types of relationships most- wouldn't want the small secret getting out lol

    Submitted by amikewlorwhat on Apr 29, 10 at 1:21am
  • hahahahaa. NO.

    Submitted by nsmp on Apr 29, 10 at 10:10pm
  • Yes because there's bound to be a smaller vagina out there.\n\nA dick is small relative to a cavernous vagina.

    Submitted by kbomb on Apr 29, 10 at 1:17am
  • Yes.

    Submitted by robotninjapirate on Apr 29, 10 at 1:07am
  • You know this might a really good tfln. But by far the best comments, EVER!

    Submitted by trexeatspeople on Apr 28, 10 at 11:40pm
  • Sometimes a small dick is better. Then u dnt get jabbed in the uterus evrytime u pick a tricky position. Id much rather enjoy sex than b hurtin from it

    Submitted by Kinky_Russian21 on Feb 9, 11 at 11:41pm
  • Do girls with small tits even attempt?

    Submitted by ImaSexAddict on Apr 29, 10 at 8:28am
  • It's "heil", just FYI...

    Submitted by vodkat on Apr 29, 10 at 8:50am
  • They do attempt it, but they shouldn't. That goes for any man who sucks in bed also.

    Submitted by Eva_Braun88 on Apr 29, 10 at 5:45am
    • You sound like a slut, you are the one that shouldn't reproduce. Enjoy playing Pokemon VD. Gotta catch 'em all!

      Submitted by shadowsbane on Apr 29, 10 at 11:45am
  • Yes, I do.

    Submitted by Rolyat22 on May 3, 10 at 8:13pm
  • seems like with natural selection/survival of the fittest and all, they'd have evolved away

    Submitted by tirabell89 on Apr 28, 10 at 11:05pm
  • this guy probably drives a hummer to make up for his fun-sized dick

    Submitted by bamboobanga on Apr 29, 10 at 12:26am
  • They try...key word try. Trust me, 3.5" feels like someone's just poking you.

    Submitted by Roxy824 on Apr 28, 10 at 8:54pm
    • Probably because of the 3" of fat the 3.5" dick has to penetrate before it reaches your puss.

      Submitted by shadowsbane on Apr 29, 10 at 11:43am
  • This shit is the reason I love TFLN. oh em gee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 12:21am
  • Thanks to 11:08, I'm now disgusted AND annoyed.

    Submitted by maddox on Apr 28, 10 at 11:16pm
  • All the dudes with tiny dicks just need to lose weight. Nothing is more awkward and pitiful looking than a huge guy with what might be an average dick hidden underneath rolls of fat so that only 2" poke out. You can't even get on top and feel that cuz his gut and thighs get in the way. And he can't have althletic sex either from being out of shape, so.. Its better to just avoid the fat dudes.

    Submitted by ki4xo on Apr 29, 10 at 3:24pm
  • Classic

    Submitted by dubdiver666 on Apr 28, 10 at 8:08pm
  • I wouldn't know; I been eight inches since I was 24.

    Submitted by Michel on Apr 28, 10 at 11:30pm
  • No, they just fuck girls then quit talking to them because they're ashamed they can't pleasure the women

    Submitted by bemycracker on Apr 29, 10 at 9:15am
  • Greatest thing ever said, hands down.

    Submitted by sailorspanky12 on Apr 28, 10 at 11:49pm
  • I compensate by only fucking asians

    Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 6, 10 at 9:05am
  • I'm 7 1/4", is that big?

    Submitted by r1chard85 on Apr 30, 10 at 5:52am
  • No :(

    Submitted by bamula2 on Apr 28, 10 at 8:46pm
  • Well atleast guys with small dicks don't run around takin peelz to make there dicks bog to impress the sluts that will just end with a STD or HIV! Muahahha

    Submitted by machaveli2 on Apr 28, 10 at 9:54pm
  • Dudes with small dicks end up in long term relationships that are meaningful and great because they aren't douche bags. Even then sex is a confidence game.

    Submitted by SigillumDiaboli on Aug 17, 12 at 10:48am
  • Micheal, what happened before 24 is the real question. Btw congrats. I like what your packing.

    Submitted by trexeatspeople on Apr 28, 10 at 11:42pm
  • No. I don't out of consideration for her

    Submitted by mrpickles on Apr 28, 10 at 9:56pm
  • how would I know. I just put on cloths and leave as soon as I see a small dick

    Submitted by badbadgirl on Apr 29, 10 at 3:20am
  • firstttt

    Submitted by nsgf on Apr 29, 10 at 8:09am
  • They shouldn't!!

    Submitted by ek91487 on Apr 28, 10 at 8:54pm
  • Ewww I hope no

    Submitted by diggitydank on Apr 29, 10 at 9:24am
  • Yes.

    Submitted by ColoroutofSpacr on Apr 28, 10 at 10:58pm
  • Omg. Small dicks suck. I knew a guy whose pube were bigger that his dick. Umm. I left. And we had been dating for 4 weeks. I think he got the idea.

    Submitted by trexeatspeople on Apr 29, 10 at 12:09am
  • Yeah, they just become homo. Haha.

    Submitted by ToferHaynes on Apr 29, 10 at 12:24am
  • Well I don't have anything to worry about. Mollywhap her so she knows what's up.

    Submitted by thekandymaan on Apr 29, 10 at 12:14am
  • They do i no some whos 3.5 lol

    Submitted by goodie2shoezgirl on Apr 28, 10 at 8:13pm
  • We wouldn't know

    Submitted by hesbigshesquirts on Apr 29, 10 at 1:28am
  • My dick looks like an elevator button and I've been fucking the same dog for years. He doesn't seem to mind anymore. So, I would say, yes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 10 at 9:35pm
  • ew small dicks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 12:12am
  • Girls love my dick. My dick is like heroin to them. They can't get enough. Always craving more.

    Submitted by nos71 on Apr 29, 10 at 2:12am
  • Wow. What a sad culture we live in. Oh and to the first person who says I have a smal dick BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAH MY GOD YOURE BRILLIANT

    Submitted by doctorhobo on Apr 29, 10 at 10:25pm
  • nick tamburello does

    Submitted by Babygirlxoxo on Jan 6, 14 at 7:48pm
  • Eighty eight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 8:02pm
  • OK, so my dick only hangs an inch...from the ground! lol

    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Apr 28, 10 at 11:58pm