Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
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Then why are you using a hashtag fuckface?
if you dont realize the awesomeness of hashtags, its easy, DONT USE THEM!
You were ON an ambulance, with two guys with full erections, your boobs were out, you were bleeding, and the guys Came two hours later? #someonegottagteamedandisafraidtoadmitit
HASHTAGS ARE FOR TWITTER. FUCK OP.
No they didnt.
Well don't be prude. Help our communty servants out.
I read They Came and thought oh. bloody boob is that good?
And with the continual threat of sexual harassment lawsuits, employer are less and less hiring beautiful women.
It's always great when bad nights have wonderful endings!
You were on the ambulance?
no she was on a train soon afterwards
i love love hashtag its a stoner game! play it all the time w/ my friends.
whats a hashtag?
847 REPRESENNT LAKE COUNTY.
Fuck you for speaking in hashtag