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  • 47 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:45pm
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    Haha same thing here. Guess who got the honor of giving a blow job on vday??

  • 39 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:40am
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    A boy cannot become a man until he dips his sword in blood

  • 43 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:52pm
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    Bull shit!! Turn the lights off lay a towel down and have at it.

  • 35 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:23am
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    Period sex on a white towel makes for some amazing tie-dye art. And helps with the cramps not to mention the always-warm and wet lube. Silver lining, people. Yes I'm female.

  • 37 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 5:33pm
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    That is only if the guy doesn't want to,

  • 35 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:06pm
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    In soviet Russia, blood is considered a lubricant

  • 33 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:31pm
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    What? Are you like Niagra Falls? If your man won't fuck you on your period, you are with the wrong man....

  • 31 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 3:54pm
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    Every hear of having your REDWINGS??? Bleeding

  • 27 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:40pm
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    Yep! Got mine as well. Fuck you mother nature. Yesterday was aweful.

  • 35 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 8:42pm
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    Sex is actually good during your period. It's supposed to help cramps.

  • 27 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 3:59pm
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    Vaginas ):

  • 32 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:10pm
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    540 is an ignorant cunt. 533 didn't mention anything about being screwed over. That just shows the difference between men and women. Women always think they're getting screwed over. This guy just doesn't trust women. So what. I dont generally trust women, mostly because they are so emotionally driven that they have a hard time being honest with themselves.

  • 25 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:13pm
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    I had my period

  • 27 21
    Submitted by Jig813 on Feb 15, 10 at 4:07pm
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    No sex, period.

  • 28 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 7:59pm
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    Non racist people should jump in ovens

  • 27 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:42pm
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    Racist ppl should be beaten to death with golf clubs!

  • 28 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 7:09pm
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    I'd still hit it.... Makes it mo slippery!

  • 27 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:55pm
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    Fuck it use the blood as lubricant lol

  • 26 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:26pm
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    So true. But ironic.

  • 25 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:23pm
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    A. Still have sex it. B. Give up the ass.

  • 24 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:30pm
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    Yeah fuck that

  • 20 14
    Submitted by v12 on Feb 21, 10 at 3:59pm
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    Do it in the shower

  • 21 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:17pm
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    That makes two of us

  • 25 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:36pm
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    Nothing like getting your red wings

  • 22 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:19pm
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    Three....

  • 22 19
    Submitted by lalalalalalala on Feb 15, 10 at 4:26pm
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    ha that was me two years ago. so glad i'm past that!

  • 18 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:52pm
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    Yup mother nature fucked up my vday too. Well just have to call it vag day.

  • 21 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:01pm
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    I'd have still hit it

  • 19 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:15pm
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    Shit man I got mine too... But it's chill we gave up fooling around after two pregnancy scares... Oh also I imagine not that many random hookups would wanna sex a chick on her period to messy

  • 20 18
    Submitted by anomalous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:44pm
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    wow - what a bunch of pathetic people who let a period stop them from having sex. if that is gonna stop you, well, you need a life.

  • 23 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 8:24pm
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    Sex in the shower... Or AMAZING head... Try it... You'll be satisfied and craving more:)

  • 19 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:20pm
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    4:15 well said

  • 22 22
    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 15, 10 at 3:45pm
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    Sec...oh wait, why do I give a fuck what position I'm posting in?

  • 18 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:52am
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    Story of my fucking life!

  • 18 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:33pm
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    Why the fuck would you want to have sex in a bathtub w/o water?

  • 20 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 7:51pm
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    I got mine yesterday morning. :(

  • 27 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 5:33pm
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    I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die!

  • 21 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:08am
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    Dude...shower sex. Solution for when I'm on my period. It's wet and fun.

  • 20 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 5:40pm
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    Fuck you, 5:33. You're an ignorant man. It's probably your fault girls screw you over because you just don't realize that it's actually your fault.

  • 20 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 3:57pm
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    yup. same thing happened to me :|

  • 17 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:47pm
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    haha omg I got it too it's a major fuck u

  • 18 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:55am
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    Just hav sex anyways

  • 19 21
    Submitted by sdrgdkftfulf on Feb 15, 10 at 3:50pm
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    the same thing happened to me. ugh, it sucks!

  • 18 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:12am
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    Bloody Valentine yo!!

  • 19 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 5:46pm
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    This definitely happened to me this weekend. Sucks when the best part of your gift involves sex.

  • 20 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:15pm
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    Yeah, same. No sex tonight..or the next night..or the next.. ):

  • 14 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 7:22am
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    Light or heavy? Light = towel. Heavy = shower! When all else fails give him a blow job!

  • 16 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:53am
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    Why do u think the color for valentines day is red?

  • 17 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:22am
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    Boo-fucking-hoo

  • 17 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 8:59pm
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    I got mine Friday. Our romatic weekend didn't turn out as planned. We still had sex though. Just not as much. Try doin it in the bathtub, no water. It's easy to clean up

  • 20 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 5:14pm
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    In Soviet Russia, your jokes suck. Oh wait that's everywhere.

  • 11 13
    Submitted by Danielle14369 on Jan 16, 11 at 8:40pm
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    you can still have sex with ur period.

  • 16 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 7:56pm
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    this happened to my gf. it suckedddd

  • 16 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 6:41pm
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    Me too me too... :(

  • 14 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 3:42pm
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    First

  • 10 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 7:42pm
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    Glad I wasn't the only one! Fucking Hell.

  • 10 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:07am
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    533 is quoting a movie. Chill. It's just south park haha

  • 10 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 7:36am
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    I got mine too =/ sucked but we had a nice dinner

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