Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
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Note to self: Send this text.
ZOMG I want so badly to receive this text. Boyfriend needs to get on that.
Text was obviously sent by God. No one else could create something that beautiful.
And they lived happily ever after :)) this text made my favorite TFLN list
I love this.... but except bacon make it steak and a baked potato with a salad on the side annnnnnnd some sweet tea. Then we can work off all those calories afterwards!
Anyone thumbs downing this is either vegetarian, or a complete prude. This is pure win.
Fish and bacon for breakfast?
You don't have to resort to these extremes just because you forgot to get your mom a mother's day present...
That's what my girlfriend asked me! I said I'd do it for her birthday next week!
Dear sweet mother of all things holy yes!!! I will be there 5 min ago!
Okay, I'd buy this one on a t-shirt, too. Lucky girl- best text ever!
Give me some berries, no pork and you just might have a deal. My man should get this app lol
How about giving her a slab of pork?
Just dont make the bacon naked :)\nOuchie! :)