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  • Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on May 13, 12 at 11:18am

    Note to self: Send this text.

  • Submitted by yewinnhard on May 13, 12 at 5:44pm

    Text was obviously sent by God. No one else could create something that beautiful.

  • Submitted by kirasnick on May 13, 12 at 2:23pm

    ZOMG I want so badly to receive this text. Boyfriend needs to get on that.

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on May 13, 12 at 6:46pm

    Anyone thumbs downing this is either vegetarian, or a complete prude. This is pure win.

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    Submitted by pinkispretty on May 13, 12 at 3:09pm

    I love this.... but except bacon make it steak and a baked potato with a salad on the side annnnnnnd some sweet tea. Then we can work off all those calories afterwards!

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    Submitted by HippyChick on May 14, 12 at 3:16am

    And they lived happily ever after :)) this text made my favorite TFLN list

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    Submitted by UniqueNordic on May 13, 12 at 9:25pm

    Or jewish...

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    Submitted by forensicsgeek on May 17, 12 at 5:31am

    Dear sweet mother of all things holy yes!!! I will be there 5 min ago!

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    Submitted by W_T_F on May 13, 12 at 2:18pm

    You don't have to resort to these extremes just because you forgot to get your mom a mother's day present...

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    Submitted by ScmexyEsmeralda on May 15, 12 at 11:30pm

    Okay, I'd buy this one on a t-shirt, too. Lucky girl- best text ever!

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    Submitted by learntoswim on May 13, 12 at 11:36pm

    Fish and bacon for breakfast?

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    Submitted by assassination907 on May 27, 12 at 3:46am

    That's what my girlfriend asked me! I said I'd do it for her birthday next week!

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    Submitted by LowKey on May 14, 12 at 7:26pm

    A blessing

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    Submitted by Kuhlone on May 15, 12 at 1:50am

    Give me some berries, no pork and you just might have a deal. My man should get this app lol

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    Submitted by openmindedchick on May 29, 12 at 12:28am

    Just dont make the bacon naked :)\nOuchie! :)

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    Submitted by kevxster on May 14, 12 at 5:43pm

    How about giving her a slab of pork?