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  • Submitted by Taipan on Oct 13, 10 at 2:30pm

    When you die of all the nastiness you've undoubtedly picked up along the way, at least donate your body to science. That way instead of having to look around to get samples of viruses and the like, they'll just have them all in one convenient package.

  • Submitted by whiskeygirl42 on Oct 13, 10 at 4:04pm

    FUCK YES YOU ROCK! Whatever...The only disease present is sheer envy. Napoleon like these douchebags below couldn't get laid on his own looks either, so u got even one more up. Go spread some more American diplomacy!!!

  • Submitted by lnull91 on Oct 13, 10 at 7:04pm

    The last time I checked a globe didn't have corners.

  • Submitted by jessicairns on Oct 13, 10 at 11:10pm

    "Go spread some American diplomacy" if they're are spreading any form of diplomacy it's Canadian. 416 is a Toronto area code.

  • Submitted by drinknmuhtwostep on Oct 14, 10 at 8:18am

    Why must you all be evil poo talking dictators? Get over it. If it wasn't for people like this you losers wouldn't have anything to read and enjoy! Less judgy, more laughy.

  • Submitted by step11 on Oct 13, 10 at 2:44pm

    Who said it was a girl?

  • Submitted by FartsAtWork on Oct 13, 10 at 3:43pm

    And there's new countries practically every day! Thanks former Yugoslavian Republic!

  • Submitted by ingebeastly on Oct 13, 10 at 2:57pm

    still got nothing on mary magdalene

  • Submitted by philt on Oct 13, 10 at 9:46pm


  • Submitted by lnull91 on Oct 13, 10 at 7:06pm

    Last time I checked there were no corners on a globe.

  • Submitted by getschwasted on Oct 13, 10 at 3:40pm


  • Submitted by hashassin on Oct 13, 10 at 8:03pm

    @whiskeygirl42\n416 is Toronto Canada. Yes. We canadians are slutty too.

    • Submitted by whiskeygirl42 on Oct 14, 10 at 9:05am

      Haha sorry that was pretty dumb of me to not look. Congrats on our shared...umm...cultural expectations? In any case, congrats for an awesome citizen. I would be honored to claim him/her as American. :-)

  • Submitted by mainlinesyfo on Oct 13, 10 at 9:50pm

    So thaaat's what it's like to be Katy Perry...

  • Submitted by takinAshit on Oct 13, 10 at 2:18pm

    Congrats on being filthy you dime store hooker

  • Submitted by everforsaken on Oct 13, 10 at 10:40pm

    I dint think Napoleon wanted to have sex with a bunch of guys... But grats for being a whore!

  • Submitted by Michguy on Oct 13, 10 at 7:13pm

    An STD Queen for sure.

  • Submitted by steph27 on Oct 14, 10 at 3:43pm

    That is fucking fantastic I hope to follow in your steps someday!!

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 14, 10 at 2:12am

    Fuck an Eskimo yet?

  • Submitted by BlackSheepParty on Oct 13, 10 at 3:08pm

    you must have wicked exotic diseases! wow.

  • Submitted by waterdrops on Oct 13, 10 at 2:16pm


  • Submitted by calvinkevin on Dec 29, 10 at 6:09am

    Its clearly not an american that wrote that, they have no clue who Napoléon is... :)