I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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When you die of all the nastiness you've undoubtedly picked up along the way, at least donate your body to science. That way instead of having to look around to get samples of viruses and the like, they'll just have them all in one convenient package.
Haha, nice...human petri dish.
FUCK YES YOU ROCK! Whatever...The only disease present is sheer envy. Napoleon like these douchebags below couldn't get laid on his own looks either, so u got even one more up. Go spread some more American diplomacy!!!
The last time I checked a globe didn't have corners.
Why must you all be evil poo talking dictators? Get over it. If it wasn't for people like this you losers wouldn't have anything to read and enjoy! Less judgy, more laughy.
"Go spread some American diplomacy" if they're are spreading any form of diplomacy it's Canadian. 416 is a Toronto area code.
Who said it was a girl?
still got nothing on mary magdalene
And there's new countries practically every day! Thanks former Yugoslavian Republic!
Last time I checked there were no corners on a globe.
@whiskeygirl42\n416 is Toronto Canada. Yes. We canadians are slutty too.
Haha sorry that was pretty dumb of me to not look. Congrats on our shared...umm...cultural expectations? In any case, congrats for an awesome citizen. I would be honored to claim him/her as American. :-)
So thaaat's what it's like to be Katy Perry...
Congrats on being filthy you dime store hooker
I dint think Napoleon wanted to have sex with a bunch of guys... But grats for being a whore!
That is fucking fantastic I hope to follow in your steps someday!!
An STD Queen for sure.
Fuck an Eskimo yet?
you must have wicked exotic diseases! wow.
Its clearly not an american that wrote that, they have no clue who Napoléon is... :)