I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
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Ha!! As I was reading this the tv commercial came on lol.
What a coincidence! 3:28. That's epic
Because, Grandma likes to get shitfaced too.
[in monotone voice] Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.
Because that's when I made my Christmas list.
Because she had a vision of you trying to kill her in her sleep. Or the hidden device for when someone breaks in and tries to rap her!
EVERY. SENIOR. CITIZEN. SHOULD. HAVE. LIFE. ALERT.
Cuz oklahomas get shwasted and we need a button to call for help when we have drunkenly fallen and can't get up.
It's amazing that i know who sent this. Way to represent Oklahoma, L.H.