Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
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Haha we dirty in jersey. Ladies take note. We love it salty
Mmmmm dirty pussy is the best. Nothing like going down on your girl when she's all sweaty and you've cum inside her. Or like eating her ass after she just dropped a huge duece. Its the best. My favorite is having my girl piss in my mouth while I'm eating her sweaty pussy.
dude.. let her jump in the shower. thats when you sneak in, eat the pussy, fuck the shit out of her, then cum on her face. so simple. do it all the time.
3:13 you're my favorite. Fosho.
i wanna bang the chic wit the disco pants
thats teh only time i go down on my gf. bad kitty is right
its also works well if you want to do some sort of cavemen role play
shower =eat out. no shower, no nom noms plain and simple
12:47, my thoughts exactly. Not to mention what girl lets a guy go down on her after being all sweaty and not taking a shower? This is totally fake.
Your girl's on the soccer team! Eat that everyday, and thank your lucky stars.
ewwwww!!! I think everyone should shower before oral.
Girls if you are wondering why your guy won't go down, or doesn't seem to enjoy it like you think he should. Shower. I wish I would have known that my man was a germophobe two years ago. But its all solved now...
if its good enough to fuck its good enough to eat. also, girls always give guys head, but a lot of guys don't return the favor. its fucked up
He's probably like 16...needs to grow into it...soccer practice? TEENS!!!
1215............ really?? That is effin disgustin
hahahaha whoever submitted this sounds exactly like my boyfriend after i have soccer
I agree with 6:29.
My bf loves to have sex with I'm on my period. And he doesn't mind going down on me while I'm on it either. It isn't that bad. It feels even better actually!
1145 Disco Pants....really does anyone click on the ads on here???
Skip the go-down unless there's a shower before. Just go straight to it!!
FUCK YEAH. SOMEONE FROM BERGAN COUNTY NEW JERSEY. WE DONT SUCK ANYMORE
Better suck it up boys, it's all you're good for. So do it good.
11:04 is entirely correct. 1:45, on the other hand, is lazy and selfish.
12:31, we will have to share 11:09.
I'm sick of the "note to self" txts. If you're texting it to someone else it's not a note to self. And if you're texting it to yourself your a fucking retard. Oh wait, you're a fucking retard anyway.
at least this girl plays sports! That means she's fit and healthy. Try eating sweaty pussy when the girl is just too fat and perspires like she ran a hundred miles and all she did was walk up a flight of stairs! Too gross for words!
can i take you home and play?
And did I say that this is true. Smells like shit btw. First hand experience
My bf loves having sex when im on my period too, he says it feels warmer....more sensation on both ends. [[= but i def, do not let him eat me when im on it.. kinda gross.
Ew, sweaty vag...at least let her shower first.
1204 - laughing so hard right now
...usually more then just salty, ha, ha...but fuck it...when you want it, you want it...been there, done that...no regrets, ha, ha
we call that "all day pussy"
all about the give and take
clamp your nostrils, problem solved %)
4:32...I think "YOUR a fucking retard."
3:51... you must be ignorant or live under a rock
cool wanna make out ???????
i wonder if this is a lesbian text
A little musk turns me on. I used to pounce on my ex- after we worked out together, just made it more primal. Bad, bad kitty.
11:04 - seriously?
I've sent this saame text haha this guys right
have her shave that poonany. less smell... better taste. hair holds in the smell...
wow that made my morning
i do it .my girl blows me after work.. mind you i work in sewage line all day in the 90 degree weather .... love conquers all ; ]
I just puked in my mouth
11:04....you're an asshole.
heres a fun fact girls, after sweating all day, your pussy smells like shit. literally. dicks... not so much. if you want someone to eat you out, wash out your fucking snatch.
I just threw up a little in my mouth due to this, and 11:38..
it's not about being man enough. it's about you both enjoying yourselves and getting off. if it's going to be a terrible chore due to the smell then hot in the shower together and have some fun in there...maybe more after you're both clean...especially her
wtf??? the sweat makes it that much better!
kitties make me think of kittens... i cant have sex while thinking of kittens...too weird
4:52.... check your grammar before you check someone elses..
holy shittt i found that out the hard way too...
Still sounds tempting
12:15 and 12:53 (especially 12:53) - you need serious help.
shower together after practice or work in the sewage.. thats all
For those of you that like it, you should date a roller derby player. Derby crotch is the WORST!!! They wear tights and stuff...
6:02...you remind me of Mooj from 40 Year Old Virgin.
6:10 you're my hero for the day
just fell in love with 11:09.
why go down at all? it tastes bad
sweaty girls are sexy!
Once you get passed the smell you got 'er licked
12:47 she could be playing in college.
Man, I thought all the prudes in America died out in the '70s.
I think I threw up in my mouth
if this is a "note to self" why would you text it to someone else?
Lmfao @ 1:55 for using "nom noms"
If you aren't man enough to go down on her after soccer practice, might as well turn in your masculinity at the door. Yummy salty.
Geez, there are some retards on earth. Holy shit, what's with the fascination some people have with shit, piss, barfing, stinky cunts and other disgusting stuff?
11:04, I'd learn to love doing it... or learn to live without getting it.
1:01 doesnt have to be fake at all, I have jumped my girl after soccer/basketball and her the same before a shower.
my old lady lifts up my man sack and licks the cheese out from uder my gooch after a hard days work at the plant .......
Next you need to earn your red wings
I didn't know black guys went down on girls...
The guy that posted this is a piece of shit...