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  • Mmmmm dirty pussy is the best. Nothing like going down on your girl when she's all sweaty and you've cum inside her. Or like eating her ass after she just dropped a huge duece. Its the best. My favorite is having my girl piss in my mouth while I'm eating her sweaty pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:53pm
  • Haha we dirty in jersey. Ladies take note. We love it salty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 6:20pm
  • dude.. let her jump in the shower. thats when you sneak in, eat the pussy, fuck the shit out of her, then cum on her face. so simple. do it all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:07pm
  • i wanna bang the chic wit the disco pants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:45am
  • shower =eat out. no shower, no nom noms plain and simple

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:55pm
  • 3:13 you're my favorite. Fosho.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:51pm
  • thats teh only time i go down on my gf. bad kitty is right its also works well if you want to do some sort of cavemen role play

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:18pm
  • Your girl's on the soccer team! Eat that everyday, and thank your lucky stars.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:13pm
  • 12:47, my thoughts exactly. Not to mention what girl lets a guy go down on her after being all sweaty and not taking a shower? This is totally fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:01pm
  • ewwwww!!! I think everyone should shower before oral.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:27pm
  • 1215............ really?? That is effin disgustin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:37pm
  • He's probably like 16...needs to grow into it...soccer practice? TEENS!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:47pm
  • if its good enough to fuck its good enough to eat. also, girls always give guys head, but a lot of guys don't return the favor. its fucked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:37am
  • Girls if you are wondering why your guy won't go down, or doesn't seem to enjoy it like you think he should. Shower. I wish I would have known that my man was a germophobe two years ago. But its all solved now...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:28pm
  • I agree with 6:29. My bf loves to have sex with I'm on my period. And he doesn't mind going down on me while I'm on it either. It isn't that bad. It feels even better actually!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:45pm
  • 11:04 is entirely correct. 1:45, on the other hand, is lazy and selfish.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:31pm
  • at least this girl plays sports! That means she's fit and healthy. Try eating sweaty pussy when the girl is just too fat and perspires like she ran a hundred miles and all she did was walk up a flight of stairs! Too gross for words!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:47pm
  • hahahaha whoever submitted this sounds exactly like my boyfriend after i have soccer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:18pm
  • 1145 Disco Pants....really does anyone click on the ads on here???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:22pm
  • Skip the go-down unless there's a shower before. Just go straight to it!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:09am
  • FUCK YEAH. SOMEONE FROM BERGAN COUNTY NEW JERSEY. WE DONT SUCK ANYMORE

    Submitted by DeathReversal on Jul 16, 11 at 11:42pm
  • Better suck it up boys, it's all you're good for. So do it good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:58am
  • derby crotch...hahaha...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:11pm
  • 12:53 ur dirty. can i take you home and play?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:15pm
  • I'm sick of the "note to self" txts. If you're texting it to someone else it's not a note to self. And if you're texting it to yourself your a fucking retard. Oh wait, you're a fucking retard anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:32pm
  • Ew, sweaty vag...at least let her shower first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:23pm
  • My bf loves having sex when im on my period too, he says it feels warmer....more sensation on both ends. [[= but i def, do not let him eat me when im on it.. kinda gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:33pm
  • 12:31, we will have to share 11:09.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:01pm
  • cool wanna make out ???????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:35pm
  • all about the give and take

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:33pm
  • 3:51... you must be ignorant or live under a rock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:17pm
  • ...usually more then just salty, ha, ha...but fuck it...when you want it, you want it...been there, done that...no regrets, ha, ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:03am
  • A little musk turns me on. I used to pounce on my ex- after we worked out together, just made it more primal. Bad, bad kitty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:04pm
  • And did I say that this is true. Smells like shit btw. First hand experience

    Submitted by DeathReversal on Jul 16, 11 at 11:48pm
  • 1204 - laughing so hard right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:09pm
  • we call that "all day pussy"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:32pm
  • wow that made my morning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:31pm
  • 11:04 - seriously? your loss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:56am
  • clamp your nostrils, problem solved %)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:59am
  • i wonder if this is a lesbian text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:24pm
  • it's not about being man enough. it's about you both enjoying yourselves and getting off. if it's going to be a terrible chore due to the smell then hot in the shower together and have some fun in there...maybe more after you're both clean...especially her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:14am
  • i do it .my girl blows me after work.. mind you i work in sewage line all day in the 90 degree weather .... love conquers all ; ]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:38am
  • I just puked in my mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:22pm
  • 4:32...I think "YOUR a fucking retard."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:52pm
  • 11:04....you're an asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:45pm
  • I just threw up a little in my mouth due to this, and 11:38..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:43am
  • have her shave that poonany. less smell... better taste. hair holds in the smell...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:04pm
  • 4:52.... check your grammar before you check someone elses..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:10pm
  • wtf??? the sweat makes it that much better!

    Submitted by JWK2285 on May 31, 11 at 11:10pm
  • heres a fun fact girls, after sweating all day, your pussy smells like shit. literally. dicks... not so much. if you want someone to eat you out, wash out your fucking snatch.

    Submitted by Xx7861xX on Aug 23, 10 at 8:38am
  • 12:15 and 12:53 (especially 12:53) - you need serious help.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:35pm
  • I've sent this saame text haha this guys right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:58pm
  • For those of you that like it, you should date a roller derby player. Derby crotch is the WORST!!! They wear tights and stuff...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:09pm
  • kitties make me think of kittens... i cant have sex while thinking of kittens...too weird

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:44am
  • Still sounds tempting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:16pm
  • 6:02...you remind me of Mooj from 40 Year Old Virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:07am
  • 6:10 you're my hero for the day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:54pm
  • shower together after practice or work in the sewage.. thats all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:58am
  • sweaty girls are sexy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:33am
  • holy shittt i found that out the hard way too...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:51am
  • just fell in love with 11:09.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:31pm
  • why go down at all? it tastes bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:04am
  • Once you get passed the smell you got 'er licked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:11pm
  • if this is a "note to self" why would you text it to someone else?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:14pm
  • If you aren't man enough to go down on her after soccer practice, might as well turn in your masculinity at the door. Yummy salty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:09am
  • 12:15 I think I threw up in my mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:33pm
  • Man, I thought all the prudes in America died out in the '70s.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:20am
  • 12:47 she could be playing in college.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:01pm
  • Geez, there are some retards on earth. Holy shit, what's with the fascination some people have with shit, piss, barfing, stinky cunts and other disgusting stuff?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:02am
  • 11:04, I'd learn to love doing it... or learn to live without getting it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:33am
  • Lmfao @ 1:55 for using "nom noms"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:07am
  • 1:01 doesnt have to be fake at all, I have jumped my girl after soccer/basketball and her the same before a shower.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:11pm
  • my old lady lifts up my man sack and licks the cheese out from uder my gooch after a hard days work at the plant .......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:15pm
  • Next you need to earn your red wings

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:29pm
  • I didn't know black guys went down on girls... The guy that posted this is a piece of shit...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:51pm