Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
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Haha we dirty in jersey. Ladies take note. We love it salty
Mmmmm dirty pussy is the best. Nothing like going down on your girl when she's all sweaty and you've cum inside her. Or like eating her ass after she just dropped a huge duece. Its the best. My favorite is having my girl piss in my mouth while I'm eating her sweaty pussy.
dude.. let her jump in the shower. thats when you sneak in, eat the pussy, fuck the shit out of her, then cum on her face. so simple. do it all the time.
3:13 you're my favorite. Fosho.
i wanna bang the chic wit the disco pants
thats teh only time i go down on my gf. bad kitty is right
its also works well if you want to do some sort of cavemen role play
shower =eat out. no shower, no nom noms plain and simple
Your girl's on the soccer team! Eat that everyday, and thank your lucky stars.
12:47, my thoughts exactly. Not to mention what girl lets a guy go down on her after being all sweaty and not taking a shower? This is totally fake.
if its good enough to fuck its good enough to eat. also, girls always give guys head, but a lot of guys don't return the favor. its fucked up
ewwwww!!! I think everyone should shower before oral.
Girls if you are wondering why your guy won't go down, or doesn't seem to enjoy it like you think he should. Shower. I wish I would have known that my man was a germophobe two years ago. But its all solved now...
He's probably like 16...needs to grow into it...soccer practice? TEENS!!!
1215............ really?? That is effin disgustin
hahahaha whoever submitted this sounds exactly like my boyfriend after i have soccer
I agree with 6:29.
My bf loves to have sex with I'm on my period. And he doesn't mind going down on me while I'm on it either. It isn't that bad. It feels even better actually!
FUCK YEAH. SOMEONE FROM BERGAN COUNTY NEW JERSEY. WE DONT SUCK ANYMORE
12:31, we will have to share 11:09.
1145 Disco Pants....really does anyone click on the ads on here???
11:04 is entirely correct. 1:45, on the other hand, is lazy and selfish.
Better suck it up boys, it's all you're good for. So do it good.
And did I say that this is true. Smells like shit btw. First hand experience
Skip the go-down unless there's a shower before. Just go straight to it!!
at least this girl plays sports! That means she's fit and healthy. Try eating sweaty pussy when the girl is just too fat and perspires like she ran a hundred miles and all she did was walk up a flight of stairs! Too gross for words!
My bf loves having sex when im on my period too, he says it feels warmer....more sensation on both ends. [[= but i def, do not let him eat me when im on it.. kinda gross.
Ew, sweaty vag...at least let her shower first.
can i take you home and play?
I'm sick of the "note to self" txts. If you're texting it to someone else it's not a note to self. And if you're texting it to yourself your a fucking retard. Oh wait, you're a fucking retard anyway.
...usually more then just salty, ha, ha...but fuck it...when you want it, you want it...been there, done that...no regrets, ha, ha
1204 - laughing so hard right now
all about the give and take
cool wanna make out ???????
clamp your nostrils, problem solved %)
we call that "all day pussy"
3:51... you must be ignorant or live under a rock
wow that made my morning
4:32...I think "YOUR a fucking retard."
i wonder if this is a lesbian text
A little musk turns me on. I used to pounce on my ex- after we worked out together, just made it more primal. Bad, bad kitty.
11:04 - seriously?
I just threw up a little in my mouth due to this, and 11:38..
i do it .my girl blows me after work.. mind you i work in sewage line all day in the 90 degree weather .... love conquers all ; ]
I've sent this saame text haha this guys right
have her shave that poonany. less smell... better taste. hair holds in the smell...
it's not about being man enough. it's about you both enjoying yourselves and getting off. if it's going to be a terrible chore due to the smell then hot in the shower together and have some fun in there...maybe more after you're both clean...especially her
I just puked in my mouth
11:04....you're an asshole.
heres a fun fact girls, after sweating all day, your pussy smells like shit. literally. dicks... not so much. if you want someone to eat you out, wash out your fucking snatch.
kitties make me think of kittens... i cant have sex while thinking of kittens...too weird
wtf??? the sweat makes it that much better!
Still sounds tempting
4:52.... check your grammar before you check someone elses..
holy shittt i found that out the hard way too...
For those of you that like it, you should date a roller derby player. Derby crotch is the WORST!!! They wear tights and stuff...
6:10 you're my hero for the day
12:15 and 12:53 (especially 12:53) - you need serious help.
shower together after practice or work in the sewage.. thats all
6:02...you remind me of Mooj from 40 Year Old Virgin.
just fell in love with 11:09.
I think I threw up in my mouth
why go down at all? it tastes bad
Once you get passed the smell you got 'er licked
if this is a "note to self" why would you text it to someone else?
12:47 she could be playing in college.
sweaty girls are sexy!
Man, I thought all the prudes in America died out in the '70s.
Lmfao @ 1:55 for using "nom noms"
If you aren't man enough to go down on her after soccer practice, might as well turn in your masculinity at the door. Yummy salty.
11:04, I'd learn to love doing it... or learn to live without getting it.
Geez, there are some retards on earth. Holy shit, what's with the fascination some people have with shit, piss, barfing, stinky cunts and other disgusting stuff?
1:01 doesnt have to be fake at all, I have jumped my girl after soccer/basketball and her the same before a shower.
my old lady lifts up my man sack and licks the cheese out from uder my gooch after a hard days work at the plant .......
Next you need to earn your red wings
I didn't know black guys went down on girls...
The guy that posted this is a piece of shit...