Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
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Haha we dirty in jersey. Ladies take note. We love it salty
Mmmmm dirty pussy is the best. Nothing like going down on your girl when she's all sweaty and you've cum inside her. Or like eating her ass after she just dropped a huge duece. Its the best. My favorite is having my girl piss in my mouth while I'm eating her sweaty pussy.
dude.. let her jump in the shower. thats when you sneak in, eat the pussy, fuck the shit out of her, then cum on her face. so simple. do it all the time.
i wanna bang the chic wit the disco pants
3:13 you're my favorite. Fosho.
shower =eat out. no shower, no nom noms plain and simple
thats teh only time i go down on my gf. bad kitty is right
its also works well if you want to do some sort of cavemen role play
Your girl's on the soccer team! Eat that everyday, and thank your lucky stars.
12:47, my thoughts exactly. Not to mention what girl lets a guy go down on her after being all sweaty and not taking a shower? This is totally fake.
if its good enough to fuck its good enough to eat. also, girls always give guys head, but a lot of guys don't return the favor. its fucked up
ewwwww!!! I think everyone should shower before oral.
Better suck it up boys, it's all you're good for. So do it good.
Girls if you are wondering why your guy won't go down, or doesn't seem to enjoy it like you think he should. Shower. I wish I would have known that my man was a germophobe two years ago. But its all solved now...
He's probably like 16...needs to grow into it...soccer practice? TEENS!!!
I'm sick of the "note to self" txts. If you're texting it to someone else it's not a note to self. And if you're texting it to yourself your a fucking retard. Oh wait, you're a fucking retard anyway.
hahahaha whoever submitted this sounds exactly like my boyfriend after i have soccer
1215............ really?? That is effin disgustin
can i take you home and play?
12:31, we will have to share 11:09.
And did I say that this is true. Smells like shit btw. First hand experience
Ew, sweaty vag...at least let her shower first.
FUCK YEAH. SOMEONE FROM BERGAN COUNTY NEW JERSEY. WE DONT SUCK ANYMORE
My bf loves having sex when im on my period too, he says it feels warmer....more sensation on both ends. [[= but i def, do not let him eat me when im on it.. kinda gross.
3:51... you must be ignorant or live under a rock
Skip the go-down unless there's a shower before. Just go straight to it!!
at least this girl plays sports! That means she's fit and healthy. Try eating sweaty pussy when the girl is just too fat and perspires like she ran a hundred miles and all she did was walk up a flight of stairs! Too gross for words!
...usually more then just salty, ha, ha...but fuck it...when you want it, you want it...been there, done that...no regrets, ha, ha
1204 - laughing so hard right now
I agree with 6:29.
My bf loves to have sex with I'm on my period. And he doesn't mind going down on me while I'm on it either. It isn't that bad. It feels even better actually!
cool wanna make out ???????
A little musk turns me on. I used to pounce on my ex- after we worked out together, just made it more primal. Bad, bad kitty.
i wonder if this is a lesbian text
have her shave that poonany. less smell... better taste. hair holds in the smell...
all about the give and take
11:04 is entirely correct. 1:45, on the other hand, is lazy and selfish.
4:32...I think "YOUR a fucking retard."
1145 Disco Pants....really does anyone click on the ads on here???
I just threw up a little in my mouth due to this, and 11:38..
we call that "all day pussy"
11:04 - seriously?
i do it .my girl blows me after work.. mind you i work in sewage line all day in the 90 degree weather .... love conquers all ; ]
wow that made my morning
I've sent this saame text haha this guys right
clamp your nostrils, problem solved %)
it's not about being man enough. it's about you both enjoying yourselves and getting off. if it's going to be a terrible chore due to the smell then hot in the shower together and have some fun in there...maybe more after you're both clean...especially her
11:04....you're an asshole.
I think I threw up in my mouth
heres a fun fact girls, after sweating all day, your pussy smells like shit. literally. dicks... not so much. if you want someone to eat you out, wash out your fucking snatch.
4:52.... check your grammar before you check someone elses..
If you aren't man enough to go down on her after soccer practice, might as well turn in your masculinity at the door. Yummy salty.
kitties make me think of kittens... i cant have sex while thinking of kittens...too weird
I just puked in my mouth
Still sounds tempting
6:10 you're my hero for the day
shower together after practice or work in the sewage.. thats all
wtf??? the sweat makes it that much better!
holy shittt i found that out the hard way too...
For those of you that like it, you should date a roller derby player. Derby crotch is the WORST!!! They wear tights and stuff...
12:15 and 12:53 (especially 12:53) - you need serious help.
6:02...you remind me of Mooj from 40 Year Old Virgin.
sweaty girls are sexy!
why go down at all? it tastes bad
Geez, there are some retards on earth. Holy shit, what's with the fascination some people have with shit, piss, barfing, stinky cunts and other disgusting stuff?
if this is a "note to self" why would you text it to someone else?
just fell in love with 11:09.
Once you get passed the smell you got 'er licked
12:47 she could be playing in college.
Lmfao @ 1:55 for using "nom noms"
Man, I thought all the prudes in America died out in the '70s.
11:04, I'd learn to love doing it... or learn to live without getting it.
my old lady lifts up my man sack and licks the cheese out from uder my gooch after a hard days work at the plant .......
1:01 doesnt have to be fake at all, I have jumped my girl after soccer/basketball and her the same before a shower.
Next you need to earn your red wings
I didn't know black guys went down on girls...
The guy that posted this is a piece of shit...