Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
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Taking stalker clingy crazy bitch to the next level.
this idea...I like it. ANOTHER!
I know my theories are on the f'd up side of things but this is just bad.
...and more watchable
I would love to see his reaction!
This is hilarious. Maybe not hilarious, but funny.