Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
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Prison, here I come.
the sweet taste of revenge...
I think she already did.
Well if you voted bad night then all i can say is you failed to recognize who the protagonist is . And for that I pity you
...now where's your brother?
So, you're saying you didn't use contraceptives. Way to piss off your future baby mama's brother.
Wait!? So why do you have your own semen in your hair?? And why is it better that your friends sister has more of it in her hair than you? Was there a contest? Like maybe a "Theres Something About Mary" bet that went terribly wrong??