All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
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Alcohol the new Oxy Clean ohhhh to soon....?
What are you some kind of hobo or something?!
Could be true. But more likely is the fact that you're retarded, because staph infections can lay dormant in your system for up to 6 months..but hey, here's to hoping!