I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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look for the victim on fml haha
970, for the win. i love my area code. haha
Good luck with sending a CONFESSION when this is evidence against you...
Lmao I hope this is in FoCo rather than loveland.
No doubt this was 970! Freakin' 14 below zero will freeze an egg FAST.
YOU BASTARD. HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA GET TO WORK WITH BREAKFAST SPLATTERED ALL OVE MY--ARRRRGGH!
...says the guy who had to deal with that.
Haha, woot Aspen/Glenwood/Junction area! Lol.
Yeah 4:57, courts totally take cases about egged windsheilds all the time. Who would even try to bring that to court unless you're a total douche.
I hope this is a text from some dude to his bitch ex-gf. Rock on dude!
xD 970, great. I want to meet this person. (:
maybe just turn the defroster on and then you got free breakfast. jokes on him now
@12:01. Douchbaggery? Lmao thank you for that
Sounds quite tasty actually....
idk about it being a dick move i say win for the egger
Loveland/foco fuck yeah
Such a bitch move. Haha
That's funny as fuck
Have fun paying for the replacement windshield when this is used as evidence against you in court, you dumb bitch.
I seriously hope this is a txt from some chick to her asshole ex,rock the fuk on!
You fucking douche. I hope someone does this to you when you're old and wrinkly and have an arthritic hip. You try cleaning that shit.