I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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I see you in the window!
Show me your Roast Beef Curtains!
god, start already. reading that just made me anxious
I have small wang cuz I asian
There are few things more enjoyable in this life than the sound of wet ass cheeks smacking together as a dick gets impaled into the butthole :)
why does the sun need to go down to start drinking
Oh, would you stop it....we get it..... XXOO
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego??
Really? Get a fucking life.
if that's how you roll.. never come to the Yukon or Alaska in the height of summer. You'll never get your drink on
I'm whatever you want me to be ;)
3:56- Yea- It's Jones
Thanks to 3:18, I just blew my load all over this app.
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
stick a Fork in me....I'm spent......
lol 322, that easy huh
hey its 5:00 somewhere bud
ha..just reading this thread made me go and grab a beer.
No, lol. Foreign...meaning not a part of the human body. But Germans are totally down with foreign objects up their asses too. I guess that would make it a double foreign object for them. Interesting....
Sounds like a VD.....go to the Dr's asap.......
Better yet, we should probably use a spoon...I don't want to miss a single drop ;)
All this romance!!
Why did it take so long for me to creep on you?!
hold that pose, Norman Rockwell is getting his easel out of his car.
Its always dark in your belly, it doesnt really know if its day time or night... so drink up, stop making excuses.
it's like some kind of alcoholic vampire.
Fucking shit man...I busted my nut too!!! Thanks, 3:18!!
its 5 o clock somewhere!!
Todos Los Dias bitches! - What He / She Said!!
Who needs the sun to go down??? I can go down on a big fat cock all day. Every day. Todos Los Dias bitches!
Got an idea - Jump out of the fuck'in window?
Start drinking already. It's five o'clock somewhere!!
Start now!! I already have!!
Yeah, I can...if that's what gets you off...you sick fuck!!!! :)
Can I stick it in your asshole??
I see we have some Parrot Heads in the room!!
Buck the fuck up and don't make rules like that
MY COCK IS THROBBING.
I don't know...maybe it's because you're shy.
Don't worry, I'll break you out of your shell. A good foreign object shoved up the ass always does the mind, body, and soul good. :)
My bum is on the Sweeeeeedissshhhh....Sweeeedish!!!
You know why your cock is throbbing? It's because you need a nice tight little asshole to plunge. That's why.
I'm not a dude. I'm a dudette ;)
Is this whole app for drunks or what?
dont let the sun go down on me... but i'll let a bloke do it any day
Elton John song I believe.
who the fuck waits for the sun to go down
I wanna drink some semen from your beautiful cock hole...but I don't have to wait until the sun IRS down ;)
Are you German?
Can you be a Tranny with bad hair?
Ok. I will. But after I stick the fork up your ass, I want you to shoot your load into my ass. And then I can eat the semen out of my ass with the same fork. Sound like a plan??
Only if you promise too call me in the AM
Don't Fuck me on this......
You don't have to wait for the sun to set!! It's 5 o clock some where!!! :-)