I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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I see you in the window!
Show me your Roast Beef Curtains!
god, start already. reading that just made me anxious
I have small wang cuz I asian
There are few things more enjoyable in this life than the sound of wet ass cheeks smacking together as a dick gets impaled into the butthole :)
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego??
Oh, would you stop it....we get it..... XXOO
if that's how you roll.. never come to the Yukon or Alaska in the height of summer. You'll never get your drink on
Really? Get a fucking life.
I'm whatever you want me to be ;)
stick a Fork in me....I'm spent......
Thanks to 3:18, I just blew my load all over this app.
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
hey its 5:00 somewhere bud
3:56- Yea- It's Jones
why does the sun need to go down to start drinking
ha..just reading this thread made me go and grab a beer.
Its always dark in your belly, it doesnt really know if its day time or night... so drink up, stop making excuses.
All this romance!!
Why did it take so long for me to creep on you?!
hold that pose, Norman Rockwell is getting his easel out of his car.
No, lol. Foreign...meaning not a part of the human body. But Germans are totally down with foreign objects up their asses too. I guess that would make it a double foreign object for them. Interesting....
it's like some kind of alcoholic vampire.
Sounds like a VD.....go to the Dr's asap.......
Who needs the sun to go down??? I can go down on a big fat cock all day. Every day. Todos Los Dias bitches!
its 5 o clock somewhere!!
Better yet, we should probably use a spoon...I don't want to miss a single drop ;)
Got an idea - Jump out of the fuck'in window?
Todos Los Dias bitches! - What He / She Said!!
Start now!! I already have!!
Fucking shit man...I busted my nut too!!! Thanks, 3:18!!
Start drinking already. It's five o'clock somewhere!!
lol 322, that easy huh
Can I stick it in your asshole??
Yeah, I can...if that's what gets you off...you sick fuck!!!! :)
who the fuck waits for the sun to go down
I see we have some Parrot Heads in the room!!
MY COCK IS THROBBING.
My bum is on the Sweeeeeedissshhhh....Sweeeedish!!!
I don't know...maybe it's because you're shy.
Don't worry, I'll break you out of your shell. A good foreign object shoved up the ass always does the mind, body, and soul good. :)
I'm not a dude. I'm a dudette ;)
You know why your cock is throbbing? It's because you need a nice tight little asshole to plunge. That's why.
dont let the sun go down on me... but i'll let a bloke do it any day
Elton John song I believe.
Buck the fuck up and don't make rules like that
Is this whole app for drunks or what?
I wanna drink some semen from your beautiful cock hole...but I don't have to wait until the sun IRS down ;)
Only if you promise too call me in the AM
Don't Fuck me on this......
Are you German?
Ok. I will. But after I stick the fork up your ass, I want you to shoot your load into my ass. And then I can eat the semen out of my ass with the same fork. Sound like a plan??
Can you be a Tranny with bad hair?
You don't have to wait for the sun to set!! It's 5 o clock some where!!! :-)