Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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That tittie f*ck got rough.
you're doing it wrong!!!
Motorboat gone wrong...
nose. definitely a nose. happens to me all the time. guys really need motorboat lessons......... -lightbulb!-
Jewish guy motorboated you.
Sternal rub... Look it up, it is how you know you were drunk enough to piss off the paramedics lol
As a paramedic, I have to agree with that one he he
Obama titty fucked you????? Damn, shawty
Hickey or you just got titty fucked too hard
My hypothesis is that you are a whore
Hmmm I'm going to go with a seriously long night of dancing on that stripper pole caused it....
Between? Gotta be that someone's nose hit you in the chest while they were motorboating you.
Beer pong trick shot of the year
I have a bruise right under my cleavage
Midget sex strikes again!
Hickey or a bruse
Thats why you don't jump out of second storie windows.
There are 2 ends to a Teabag
This is obviously fake, nobody would hurt a girl's boobs!