I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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I had no idea blowies had anything to do with girlfriend status.....
If she keeps blowing she'll never get there doubt she realizes that...
And you're about 20 grand away from wife status
She makes this sound like a punch card or something. Like "2 punches away from a free ice cream."
yes! tfln finally used one of my texts! I'm glad they used the one about me being a whore instead of the one about me liking to eat poop.
how long did it take? Mine's been "Pending" forever =(
It takes foreverrrrrr! I submitted one last month and it just appeared today.
lieeess all liessss! =(
This is funny in the "Wow! that person is delusional!" kinda way. Three thumbs up.
Exactly how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop??? ;)
Yup, you sure are... If you define "adult" relationship the same as "adult" entertainment.
You do not know how to have an "adult relationship." You're getting it mixed up with "stupid slut relationship."
Not remotly related.
Girls can learn something from u! Lol
by who's standards. i think you are terribly mistaken
Where do I find woman like that. Like I need this girl in my life.
Hm, I would see an adult relationship as one with more hand shaking and lip service, rather than merely a couple of blowies.
Blowjobs are awesome but it seems you're a terrible person. You should post this story to IABP and tell everybody what a bad person you are. :) wearebadpeople.blogspot.com!