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  • If she keeps blowing she'll never get there doubt she realizes that...

    Submitted by Exception2DaRule on Aug 22, 10 at 3:52pm
  • I had no idea blowies had anything to do with girlfriend status.....

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 22, 10 at 3:42pm
  • And you're about 20 grand away from wife status

    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 22, 10 at 3:44pm
  • She makes this sound like a punch card or something. Like "2 punches away from a free ice cream."

    Submitted by o_0 on Aug 23, 10 at 2:02pm
  • yes! tfln finally used one of my texts! I'm glad they used the one about me being a whore instead of the one about me liking to eat poop.

    Submitted by thisismytext on Aug 22, 10 at 4:26pm
    • how long did it take? Mine's been "Pending" forever =(

      Submitted by mel24 on Aug 22, 10 at 5:37pm
  • Yup, you sure are... If you define "adult" relationship the same as "adult" entertainment.

    Submitted by winterstryke on Aug 28, 10 at 11:50am
  • This is funny in the "Wow! that person is delusional!" kinda way. Three thumbs up.

    Submitted by girl_of_glass on Aug 22, 10 at 7:27pm
  • Exactly how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop??? ;)

    Submitted by nutsucker1 on Mar 12, 11 at 10:44pm
  • You do not know how to have an "adult relationship." You're getting it mixed up with "stupid slut relationship."

    Submitted by bocagrande201 on Aug 23, 10 at 3:32am
  • Not remotly related.

    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 22, 10 at 3:51pm
  • Girls can learn something from u! Lol

    Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Aug 23, 10 at 1:19am
  • Where do I find woman like that. Like I need this girl in my life.

    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Aug 22, 10 at 4:27pm
  • by who's standards. i think you are terribly mistaken

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 22, 10 at 5:54pm

    Submitted by ipwnedyourdad on Nov 28, 10 at 10:05am
  • Hm, I would see an adult relationship as one with more hand shaking and lip service, rather than merely a couple of blowies.

    Submitted by Keefcurl on Aug 22, 10 at 3:46pm
  • Blowjobs are awesome but it seems you're a terrible person. You should post this story to IABP and tell everybody what a bad person you are. :)!

    Submitted by deathcab4booty on Aug 22, 10 at 3:53pm