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  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 22, 10 at 3:42pm

    I had no idea blowies had anything to do with girlfriend status.....

  • Submitted by Exception2DaRule on Aug 22, 10 at 3:52pm

    If she keeps blowing she'll never get there doubt she realizes that...

  • Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 22, 10 at 3:44pm

    And you're about 20 grand away from wife status

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    Submitted by girl_of_glass on Aug 22, 10 at 7:27pm

    This is funny in the "Wow! that person is delusional!" kinda way. Three thumbs up.

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    Submitted by o_0 on Aug 23, 10 at 2:02pm

    She makes this sound like a punch card or something. Like "2 punches away from a free ice cream."

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    Submitted by winterstryke on Aug 28, 10 at 11:50am

    Yup, you sure are... If you define "adult" relationship the same as "adult" entertainment.

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    Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Aug 23, 10 at 1:19am

    Girls can learn something from u! Lol

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    Submitted by thisismytext on Aug 22, 10 at 4:26pm

    yes! tfln finally used one of my texts! I'm glad they used the one about me being a whore instead of the one about me liking to eat poop.

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      Submitted by mel24 on Aug 22, 10 at 5:37pm

      how long did it take? Mine's been "Pending" forever =(

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        Submitted by thisismytext on Aug 22, 10 at 7:00pm

        It takes foreverrrrrr! I submitted one last month and it just appeared today.

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          Submitted by mel24 on Aug 22, 10 at 8:00pm

          lieeess all liessss! =(

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    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 22, 10 at 3:51pm

    Not remotly related.

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 22, 10 at 5:54pm

    by who's standards. i think you are terribly mistaken

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    Submitted by Keefcurl on Aug 22, 10 at 3:46pm

    Hm, I would see an adult relationship as one with more hand shaking and lip service, rather than merely a couple of blowies.

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    Submitted by bocagrande201 on Aug 23, 10 at 3:32am

    You do not know how to have an "adult relationship." You're getting it mixed up with "stupid slut relationship."

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    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Aug 22, 10 at 4:27pm

    Where do I find woman like that. Like I need this girl in my life.

  • Submitted by deathcab4booty on Aug 22, 10 at 3:53pm

    Blowjobs are awesome but it seems you're a terrible person. You should post this story to IABP and tell everybody what a bad person you are. :) wearebadpeople.blogspot.com!

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    Submitted by nutsucker1 on Mar 12, 11 at 10:44pm

    Exactly how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop??? ;)

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    Submitted by ipwnedyourdad on Nov 28, 10 at 10:05am

    ROFLMAO