after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...