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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
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