a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.