That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
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Been there, lol.
bbm is black berry messenger
I was singing along to the radio the other day and my garage door opener fell out the window
8:19, the quality of the song is irrelevant. It's the inane lyrics to which the texter is referring: "I gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night," or something to that effect.
5:09, you can still have good spelling and grammar while stoned, you fucking retard
OMG, I am so stoned too...................WTF, Wow, maybe it was laced, LOL...
1107 you are a douche, don't you have junior high in the morning?
nevermind i know what it means now
Would have been funnier without the second message I reckon.
Pretty good spelling and grammar for being stoned.
...thats my area code!!!!!!!!!
my brother listens to this song all the time... i wonder....
your fault for listening to black eye peas!
Another text that shouldn't be on this site. This is getting ridiculous. I feel like 1 in 10 are worth reading these days....
That song is cursed.
hahaha. and yeah 5:09 they're stoned, not stupid.
Black eyed peas are shit
Bbm is blackberry messenger
He probably had such good spelling cuz of the blackberry (autocorrect)
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