i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
I KNOW WHO THIS CONVO WAS WITH!
I WAS THERE!
No 6:48, this can defiantly happen. hahah i know someone like 925
booty call fail. haha.
6:34PM-Awsome! I'm definitely using the phrase "cunt punt" from now on.
I don't get why some of you find this text so unbelievable. She probably did him wrong in some way. I actually head butted a girlfriend in the pussy, bruising her pubic bone pretty bad because she cheated on me and didn't know that I knew. She thought she was gonna get some tongue action but instead she got dumped and her pussy got Zidaned.
Or maybe.. this girl did something horrible to him in the past and he doesn't want to have anything to do with her anymore?
Gasp! what a concept..
anyone upset with this text is reading too far into it.
I'm a guy and just cuz he says something like that doesn't mean he'd actually attack her for showing up. Most likely they were just joking between eachother anyway
You are my hero.
And I'm a chick. When I found out my ex fiancee was cheating on me, I tied him up and pretended I was gonna go down, but ended up flicking him hard in the balls until they were very bruised.
ha ha ha im a woman and this is fuckin hilarious!
Kick her in the taco, Paco.
bahahahahha.... (pause).... bahhahahahaha.... "Cunt punt!" bahahhahahaah
1:13 you are the man. zidane me in the mangina.
i learned on youtube that women like their kitties punched.
AHAHAHA i know chicks i want to kick in the pussy too
i think that the kick was supposd to be a lick.... l and k are next to each other on keyboards
im from 925 and really want to know who this is hahahaha.
I hope you don't lose your shoe.
i want your life ..........
maybe he just likes to "Chris Brown" women.
634 ughhh you have issues..
how was that a bad night?? I'd feel so amazing after sending that message :D
I'm from 925 too :) I was so excited when I saw this. It's funny cause my boyfriend used to have a 408.
Take the booty call!
Unless she's ugly :P
maybe he ment kick her in the pussy with his cock
a baby would fall out.
i'd bend it like beckham.
He was getting better pussy then her and didn't wanna fuck it up. eh?
You never know, she may enjoy the cunt punt.
Zindane-ing a pussy is pretty E-pic.
btw I miss mah 925 : (
her pussy probably deserved a good kickin'
1:13, seriously? You Zidaned a girls pussy? LOL. That's hilarious.
Maybe this chick's just annoying/isn't taking a hint and he doesn't want to see her or her pussy.
Perhaps the guy in question has a girlfriend and this text was sent by the "other girl," who knows the girlfriend is at his place?
Or maybe it was a joke "Booty call" text from a friend that happens to be a girl and the recipient has an overly jealous girlfriend that would be unreasonable upset if she knew he was even talking to another girl?
it better not interrupt house...
maybe she gave him a rash last time.
but then it'd get on his shoe :|
she got twat swatted
I love this. No use trying to read into it. It's freaking hilarious!
This is the funniesst shit I have read today!!!! Damn Zidaned had to whole my cunt for that one!!
LMFAO!! 1:13am if a girls gunna act like a slut treat her like a slut at a boy
10:47...you learned on youtube?? hah really?!
lace up those rugby boots and roll
that's pretty fuckin funny
stop analyzing and laugh... it's funny shit
Perfect! Thats the way to treat a herp'd up whore
hahaha, I miss the people in the tri-valley.
lol - psycho stalker ex.....?
hahah cunt punt...classic
messg for 925: don't flatter yourself. I think I know you a**hole.
what the fuck.
what's up with these douchers calling all texts 'fake'?!
yeah, some of them are fake, but WHO CARES?
laugh, and then go on. shit.
i thought this was hilarious, by the way.
CUNT PUNT FTWWW.
aaahhaha fucking hilarious
You deserve some kind of awesomeness award for a Zidane style headbutt to the pussy. That had to inflict some damage. Shouldn't have cheated.
Brentwood or Oakley.
Falcon punch this whore instead, nignig.
HA HA HA HA HA That's Awesome!!!
6:25...fucking weird. i hope its a joke, but you sound like a girl i know who really is serious about that shit...embarrassing to women.
i can't stop laughing hahahaha
maybe she's fat, and/or ugly.
Lmao 10:47. Sooooo... You're 12?
Harsh. Although, they could both be girls...
Gotta love them ass seeking women in the 408
408! We got some desperate girls here I guess lol
ha ha ha every woman adores a fascist, the boot in the pussy, the brute brute heart of a brute like you. she must of felt shaaame! ps before the feminists try to 'Put the boot in' im a woman
or maybe this never happened. I guarantee whoever sent this in would take whatever pussy he could get. Unfortunately, he's not getting any so he is making up imaginary situations in which he can turn down pussy whenever he pleases.
or maybe he's such a tough dude, he loves beating women!! I looooooove guys like that. It's fun when they threaten you with violence, cuz thats the only way they can express themselves!!