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  • No 6:48, this can defiantly happen. hahah i know someone like 925

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:50pm
  • 6:34PM-Awsome! I'm definitely using the phrase "cunt punt" from now on. I don't get why some of you find this text so unbelievable. She probably did him wrong in some way. I actually head butted a girlfriend in the pussy, bruising her pubic bone pretty bad because she cheated on me and didn't know that I knew. She thought she was gonna get some tongue action but instead she got dumped and her pussy got Zidaned.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:13am
  • Or maybe.. this girl did something horrible to him in the past and he doesn't want to have anything to do with her anymore? Gasp! what a concept..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:56pm
  • booty call fail. haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:42pm
  • I KNOW WHO THIS CONVO WAS WITH! I WAS THERE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:15pm
  • anyone upset with this text is reading too far into it. I'm a guy and just cuz he says something like that doesn't mean he'd actually attack her for showing up. Most likely they were just joking between eachother anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:59pm
  • im from 925 and really want to know who this is hahahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:23pm
  • bahahahahha.... (pause).... bahhahahahaha.... "Cunt punt!" bahahhahahaah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:17am
  • Kick her in the taco, Paco.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:24pm
  • maybe he just likes to "Chris Brown" women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:23am
  • 1:13 you are the man. zidane me in the mangina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:30am
  • i learned on youtube that women like their kitties punched.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:47pm
  • maybe he ment kick her in the pussy with his cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:21am
  • Zindane-ing a pussy is pretty E-pic. btw I miss mah 925 : (

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:15am
  • i want your life ..........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:21am
  • 1:13am You are my hero. And I'm a chick. When I found out my ex fiancee was cheating on me, I tied him up and pretended I was gonna go down, but ended up flicking him hard in the balls until they were very bruised.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:20pm
  • i think that the kick was supposd to be a lick.... l and k are next to each other on keyboards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:38am
  • ha ha ha im a woman and this is fuckin hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:39pm
  • a baby would fall out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:46pm
  • You never know, she may enjoy the cunt punt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:34pm
  • He was getting better pussy then her and didn't wanna fuck it up. eh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:12pm
  • 634 ughhh you have issues..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:00am
  • how was that a bad night?? I'd feel so amazing after sending that message :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:43pm
  • I hope you don't lose your shoe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 8:45pm
  • AHAHAHA i know chicks i want to kick in the pussy too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:56am
  • Hmm.. Perhaps the guy in question has a girlfriend and this text was sent by the "other girl," who knows the girlfriend is at his place? Or maybe it was a joke "Booty call" text from a friend that happens to be a girl and the recipient has an overly jealous girlfriend that would be unreasonable upset if she knew he was even talking to another girl? Perhaps.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:08pm
  • what the fuck. what's up with these douchers calling all texts 'fake'?! yeah, some of them are fake, but WHO CARES? laugh, and then go on. shit. i thought this was hilarious, by the way. CUNT PUNT FTWWW.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:06am
  • Brentwood or Oakley.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:16am
  • lol - psycho stalker ex.....?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:21pm
  • This is the funniesst shit I have read today!!!! Damn Zidaned had to whole my cunt for that one!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:35pm
  • I'm from 925 too :) I was so excited when I saw this. It's funny cause my boyfriend used to have a 408. Take the booty call! Unless she's ugly :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:58pm
  • i'd bend it like beckham.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:01pm
  • her pussy probably deserved a good kickin'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:30pm
  • I love this. No use trying to read into it. It's freaking hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:13pm
  • that's pretty fuckin funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:48pm
  • aaahhaha fucking hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:30pm
  • hahaha, I miss the people in the tri-valley.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:13am
  • stop analyzing and laugh... it's funny shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:55am
  • Maybe this chick's just annoying/isn't taking a hint and he doesn't want to see her or her pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:34am
  • 1:13, seriously? You Zidaned a girls pussy? LOL. That's hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:46am
  • 10:47...you learned on youtube?? hah really?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:47pm
  • messg for 925: don't flatter yourself. I think I know you a**hole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:40pm
  • it better not interrupt house... maybe she gave him a rash last time. but then it'd get on his shoe :| she got twat swatted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:06pm
  • HA HA HA HA HA That's Awesome!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:41pm
  • 6:25...fucking weird. i hope its a joke, but you sound like a girl i know who really is serious about that shit...embarrassing to women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:37pm
  • maybe she's fat, and/or ugly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:19pm
  • LMFAO!! 1:13am if a girls gunna act like a slut treat her like a slut at a boy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:20pm
  • hahah cunt punt...classic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:10pm
  • Perfect! Thats the way to treat a herp'd up whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:49am
  • Lmao 10:47. Sooooo... You're 12?

    Submitted by cheernswimgirl on Nov 6, 11 at 6:32pm
  • Falcon punch this whore instead, nignig.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:49pm
  • lace up those rugby boots and roll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:06pm
  • 1:13am You deserve some kind of awesomeness award for a Zidane style headbutt to the pussy. That had to inflict some damage. Shouldn't have cheated.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:58pm
  • i can't stop laughing hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:34pm
  • Harsh. Although, they could both be girls...

    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Sep 11, 10 at 6:20am
  • Gotta love them ass seeking women in the 408

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:48pm
  • or maybe he's such a tough dude, he loves beating women!! I looooooove guys like that. It's fun when they threaten you with violence, cuz thats the only way they can express themselves!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:25pm
  • or maybe this never happened. I guarantee whoever sent this in would take whatever pussy he could get. Unfortunately, he's not getting any so he is making up imaginary situations in which he can turn down pussy whenever he pleases.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:48pm
  • 408! We got some desperate girls here I guess lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:19pm
  • ha ha ha every woman adores a fascist, the boot in the pussy, the brute brute heart of a brute like you. she must of felt shaaame! ps before the feminists try to 'Put the boot in' im a woman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:56pm