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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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