if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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I love this! Not sure why. It's irrelevantly relevant to life as we know it, but it's also so sophisticatedly full of shit that I believe it.
There is but one age the OP can be, my dear Watson, and that's 18.
You spelled cum wrong, said Jerry Sandusky
Hahaha +1, but tooooo soon :)
How is this even funny?
It's funnier than your comment.
It's not... pretty dumb
@mikedog, its never too soon for pedophile jokes