When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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If only everyone understood this...
Pussy whipped... But in a good way
Why does everyone think it's a man, I'm a girl and I say shut like this all the time
U must be a rare find
Thank you for clarifying that. Without that clarification, coming over to fuck you would have been a dick move.
It was a woman not a man. Maybe a man talking to man. Maybe a woman talking to woman. But not a man talking to woman.
I would've thought everyone understood why he's telling her of all his issues lol
Somebody who knows their priorities
thats a real friend
I need a man like that..... Lol
It's funny how many girls say that, but don't really seem to mean it.
First!!!! He wants a fucking blow job!!!
Don't all of us guys want one?
Idk I pictured this to be a guy saying it, but only bc ive said shit like this before lol
Reminds me of my clinical psychology final. Those were the days.
Story. Of. My. Life.
Hahaha yes please
A) it's a girl. B) the grammar is a huge turn off.
And grammar Nazis are an even BIGGER turn off. Pwnt.
What? Women can't WANT sex or something?
Wish girls would actually say shite like this
No kidding haven't any that say things like that