she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
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i wonder how many other guys have one.
or how long it will take before you take it off while screaming and running away from the crazy bi***
*now looks at everyones wrists everywhere he goes*
She only gave me an all-access pass to her ass.
Never EVER take it off! Buy similar back up bracelets, in case it falls off!
this is winning at its finest
Where do I sign up for mine?
Where do I get one? Should I go to her too, or should I find some pornstar?
Peach finally gave in Bowser?
I should do this.
She was handing those out at the door last night. Congrats you got the last one.
Now she fucks you finds out u suck and then cut the bracelet off.
an your friends are like dude we have an access pass to all her orifices....
well dont lose it
Enjoy it b/c it don't last long
Quit telling all your friends and get fuckin
Can I have 1
Hey do u think I could barrow that for a year or to??
So long as you have your permission slip
Ask her if she's gat a necklace, I'd wear it!!! That should get me a pass to her and her sisters.. Hehe!
Well then wear it 24/7