she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
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i wonder how many other guys have one.
or how long it will take before you take it off while screaming and running away from the crazy bi***
*now looks at everyones wrists everywhere he goes*
She only gave me an all-access pass to her ass.
Never EVER take it off! Buy similar back up bracelets, in case it falls off!
this is winning at its finest
Where do I sign up for mine?
Where do I get one? Should I go to her too, or should I find some pornstar?
Peach finally gave in Bowser?
I should do this.
She was handing those out at the door last night. Congrats you got the last one.
Now she fucks you finds out u suck and then cut the bracelet off.
an your friends are like dude we have an access pass to all her orifices....
well dont lose it
Quit telling all your friends and get fuckin
Enjoy it b/c it don't last long
Can I have 1
Hey do u think I could barrow that for a year or to??
So long as you have your permission slip
Ask her if she's gat a necklace, I'd wear it!!! That should get me a pass to her and her sisters.. Hehe!
Well then wear it 24/7