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  • You didn't get breakfast, she didn't get laid, the guy was in the kitchen...FAIL

    Submitted by TH3N355 on Dec 17, 10 at 2:42pm
  • Maybe he thinks you've had enough to eat..

    Submitted by loslocos on Dec 17, 10 at 3:09pm
  • when he sobered up he saw your hot sister.

    Submitted by bongrippa on Dec 17, 10 at 5:37pm
  • He was obviously trying to let you know that you were his backup option

    Submitted by Phys on Dec 17, 10 at 2:57pm
  • On to the next, on on to the next one!

    Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 17, 10 at 8:18pm
  • Assuming the OP is a woman, please reference the TFLN about sticking it EVERYWHERE. Now, it is a bit rude for him to stumble out of your room and start working on your roommate. Question is, was he making her eggs Benedict or did he just pour her some of the cereal he was already eating?

    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 17, 10 at 6:46pm
    • Hahahahaha, OP *is* female, and he made pancakes for me & his roommate/my boyfriend :P

      Submitted by ze_shuffle on Dec 19, 10 at 9:26pm
  • You mustn't of been very good so he's trying his luck elsewhere. Smart man, smart man indeed.

    Submitted by NewFuckenZealand on Dec 17, 10 at 10:10pm
  • YOU are the one who should have been making breakfast for HIM so YOU shouldn't say anything. :)

    Submitted by ashleywood on Dec 17, 10 at 3:59pm
    • Really, hun? I'm having a hard time believing you are a female, as a female shouldn't make such a comment... Then again, I guess Ashley is also a male name. \n\nBut seriously, why the hell should she make HIM breakfast? How do you know he wasn't horrible in bed? I wouldn't make shit if my hook-up was bad.

      Submitted by monicamischief on Dec 17, 10 at 5:41pm
      • Nobody is obligated to make anyone else Breakfast. It's just a nice gesture and not limited to gender, partners, etc.

        Submitted by said8ED on Dec 17, 10 at 7:08pm
  • Only one explanation........ Hes bisexual

    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Dec 18, 10 at 12:14am
  • get it if u r the breakfast: hes goin to eat you... out!

    Submitted by ThaBitchDatzBI on Dec 18, 10 at 2:22am
  • My roommate once had sex with a guy and he made me dinner, we were both happy with the arrangement.

    Submitted by Anonymoose87 on Dec 22, 10 at 4:19am