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  Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?

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  A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.

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  (443): Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever? (1-443): A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month. http://tfl.nu/w6z0
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  Submitted by porksword on Sep 20, 11 at 3:31pm

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  Shame will be gone when you can hear your farts again.

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  Submitted by taylor_jpeg on Sep 20, 11 at 4:33pm

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  this was clearly about a fat girl.

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  Submitted by BrendanA on Sep 20, 11 at 3:46pm

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  Gerbils can live a surprisingly long time in there.

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• 67 34

  Submitted by Phys on Sep 20, 11 at 6:22pm

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  Either anal or letting a fat chick on top. Either way the answer is when you can walk straight again!

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• 39 23

  Submitted by seanathon on Sep 20, 11 at 3:20pm

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  Rim job!

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• 33 15

  Submitted by grizzlewhisker on Sep 20, 11 at 7:58pm

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  Got to be anal.

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• 35 28

  Submitted by lolskees9000 on Sep 20, 11 at 3:16pm

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  What the fuck are they talking about?

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  • 28 25

    Submitted by rimmion on Sep 20, 11 at 3:17pm

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    Are you sure you REALLY want to know?

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• 31 27

  Submitted by PHD1026 on Sep 21, 11 at 7:45am

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  it was a fat girl.....somone went hoggin and felt bad the next day.

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• 28 25

  Submitted by parsons41286 on Sep 21, 11 at 1:16pm

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  I think they mean a hot lunch, ewwwww

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• 35 40

  Submitted by TheLesson on Sep 20, 11 at 6:27pm

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  The Lesson here is... Smaller is better!

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• 26 23

  Submitted by VPCinc on Sep 20, 11 at 8:59pm

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  I think it was in her bellybutton

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• 32 38

  Submitted by towboater84 on Sep 20, 11 at 11:56pm

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  Definitely got busted with a fat chick! It may haunt you for the rest of your life.

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  Submitted by beastguy8 on Sep 21, 11 at 11:04pm

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  Some fat girl overflowed the pool again

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  Submitted by vagrancy on Sep 20, 11 at 3:29pm

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  Hickey!

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    Submitted by fucksyourmother on Sep 20, 11 at 5:08pm

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    more like a HUGE COCK IN HER ASS

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  Submitted by pittgal228 on Sep 20, 11 at 6:34pm

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  I vote golden shower

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