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  • Captain is an O-three in every service except navy and coast guard. Brig Gen is O-seven the same way. Captain is O-six in the navy and cg. Trust me, I'm active duty. Lol

    Submitted by AmnDanley on Feb 17, 11 at 11:38pm
  • Wow!! A promotion from O-3 to O-6 ........ Congrats!

    Submitted by USMC_G0RILLA on Jan 22, 12 at 9:09pm
  • On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave me head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:04am
  • i'm a chick and i knew what this meant. but i prefer the rank of 'field marshal' thank you very much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:01pm
  • Thats two different branches dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:57am
  • i thought it was clever... for you chicks who are calling it retarded, its a video game reference. settle down and let us boys have a text or two in between the period and twilight references.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:17am
  • Stupid. Captain blackout is so much cooler.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:02am
  • TOO******* 12:35 please tell me that was just a typo and you're not that retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:08pm
  • This is so fucking stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:01am
  • when they pass out drunk their asshole gets all loose. Take advantage of the opportunity next time and shove your cock deep in her ass. Then ATM her and post the pictures on her facebook

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:08am
  • I first read this and thought of the liveliavalive video called "blacking out/gf" it's so funny lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:54am
  • wow this one is both funny and actually sounds true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:06am
  • Ahahaha I won't lie I'm a Halo fanboy and this text was awesome :)

    Submitted by DFKRoro on Mar 18, 10 at 2:48am
  • 9:57...no it's not. Army

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:45am
  • That's what I'm sayin 6:25. Shit must have happened to just skip 3 other ranks to Brig. Gen.!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:49am
  • hahahahahaha call of duty?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:34am
  • Impressive promotion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:25am
  • You play yo much halo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:35pm