I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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Captain is an O-three in every service except navy and coast guard. Brig Gen is O-seven the same way. Captain is O-six in the navy and cg. Trust me, I'm active duty. Lol
Wow!! A promotion from O-3 to O-6 ........ Congrats!
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave me head.
i'm a chick and i knew what this meant. but i prefer the rank of 'field marshal' thank you very much
Thats two different branches dumbass
i thought it was clever... for you chicks who are calling it retarded, its a video game reference. settle down and let us boys have a text or two in between the period and twilight references.
Stupid. Captain blackout is so much cooler.
TOO******* 12:35 please tell me that was just a typo and you're not that retarded
This is so fucking stupid
Ahahaha I won't lie I'm a Halo fanboy and this text was awesome :)
when they pass out drunk their asshole gets all loose. Take advantage of the opportunity next time and shove your cock deep in her ass. Then ATM her and post the pictures on her facebook
I first read this and thought of the liveliavalive video called "blacking out/gf" it's so funny lol
wow this one is both funny and actually sounds true
9:57...no it's not.
That's what I'm sayin 6:25. Shit must have happened to just skip 3 other ranks to Brig. Gen.!
hahahahahaha call of duty?
You play yo much halo