Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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I had plenty of "Hard Feelings" in middle school....wait...I just Came.......
damn, i miss having sex with whoever i want.
Jeez I remember that. I started growing tits over the summer, went in for freshman year then 3 1/2 years later I'm ready to jump the bones of the same guy who had been tourmenting me since 4th grade. He said it and I got the hell out of there.
Then he gave her a hard feeling
I agree, sounds like 2 guys
shit i hope this doesn't happen to me, the guys that would be apologizing are a) fat and b)bitches.
Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11
Happened to me before):
same exact thing has happend to me haha
11:32 and 11:38, shut up
sounds like me Im a girl and used to get made Fu. of until I got hot in hs/college and they all wanted me. bastards.
I got ugly and nastier after middle school
Gotta love the holiday hook-up
1:55....my thoughts exactly.
If a woman asks you to cock her, then you cock her dammit!
I wish it would have been a girl texting this. Then it would have been hot, in a middle school kind of way
this sounds like something that would happen to me.
In Soviet Russia, your jeans fall off in middle school
If you are going to do "Stiller" Jokes, atleast make them funny. Loser
Then after he took my jeans off he said " damn girl what died in your snatch"
Oh Delaware, you crazy little people
or he used to make fun of the girl for being flat... hey it happens
She was flat chested in high scholl an had a jacked up grill!! I new a girl like that in middle school she came in her freshman year an gave every guy there a boner!!!!!!!!!
It's definitely 2 guys
at least he remembered your name. I bet all the other guys you spread your legs for don't know your name.
No 10:45 this is how u do it! In soviet russia most people dont live past middle school so be happy bitch!
I'd get my 8th grade revenge and shart on his dick.