Have some text gold?

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • damn, i miss having sex with whoever i want.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:18am
  • I had plenty of "Hard Feelings" in middle school....wait...I just Came.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:32am
  • Jeez I remember that. I started growing tits over the summer, went in for freshman year then 3 1/2 years later I'm ready to jump the bones of the same guy who had been tourmenting me since 4th grade. He said it and I got the hell out of there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:48am
  • Then he gave her a hard feeling

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:55pm
  • I agree, sounds like 2 guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:32pm
  • shit i hope this doesn't happen to me, the guys that would be apologizing are a) fat and b)bitches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:18pm
  • Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 8:25pm
  • sounds like me Im a girl and used to get made Fu. of until I got hot in hs/college and they all wanted me. bastards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:06pm
  • same exact thing has happend to me haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:47am
  • Happened to me before):

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:29am
  • 11:32 and 11:38, shut up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:06pm
  • Gotta love the holiday hook-up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:34am
  • I got ugly and nastier after middle school Just sayin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:17pm
  • 1:55....my thoughts exactly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:14pm
  • If a woman asks you to cock her, then you cock her dammit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 4:55pm
  • I wish it would have been a girl texting this. Then it would have been hot, in a middle school kind of way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:28pm
  • this sounds like something that would happen to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:31pm
  • Then after he took my jeans off he said " damn girl what died in your snatch"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:27pm
  • If you are going to do "Stiller" Jokes, atleast make them funny. Loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 4:56pm
  • In Soviet Russia, your jeans fall off in middle school

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:00pm
  • She was flat chested in high scholl an had a jacked up grill!! I new a girl like that in middle school she came in her freshman year an gave every guy there a boner!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:38pm
  • Oh Delaware, you crazy little people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:20pm
  • or he used to make fun of the girl for being flat... hey it happens

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 4:04pm
  • It's definitely 2 guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:56pm
  • at least he remembered your name. I bet all the other guys you spread your legs for don't know your name.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:39pm
  • No 10:45 this is how u do it! In soviet russia most people dont live past middle school so be happy bitch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:03pm
  • I'd get my 8th grade revenge and shart on his dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:34am