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  • 81 21
    Submitted by Voiceofreason on Aug 29, 10 at 4:41pm

    "Thank you for being kind enough to allow me to pleasure you but now I must excuse myself in order to pleasure your friend"

  • 43 27
    Submitted by cheesewhiz on Aug 29, 10 at 1:15pm

    Indeed

  • 36 20
    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Aug 29, 10 at 2:04pm

    Yes.

  • 38 27
    Submitted by IDontWantOne on Aug 29, 10 at 5:41pm

    Of course. Encouraged, even.

  • 27 21
    Submitted by kawaiichan09 on Aug 30, 10 at 1:32am

    Of course it's okay as long as you're polite, dear. No home-wrecking or STD/STI-spreading, and it's all good.

  • 25 20
    Submitted by Rikoshi on Aug 29, 10 at 6:52pm

    Of course.

  • 25 21
    Submitted by meggooo on Aug 29, 10 at 6:36pm

    It's always ok to be a slut as long as you do it correctly.

  • 24 20
    Submitted by Pluto1139 on Aug 29, 10 at 11:34pm

    You can totally tell which of these replies belong to men and which belong to girls.

  • 22 18
    Submitted by thechick99 on Aug 30, 10 at 3:35pm

    If you're good.

  • 22 21
    Submitted by stefanivitelli on Sep 3, 10 at 1:53pm

    Totez

  • 19 19
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 30, 10 at 1:04pm

    Slut: has sex with you then leaves. Polite slut: has sex with you, makes you a sammich, does your laundry and walks your dog then leaves.

  • 27 36
    Submitted by ohnomo on Aug 29, 10 at 6:49pm

    A slut = a slut regardless of manners

  • 19 22
    Submitted by ck24 on Sep 9, 10 at 1:57am

    manners are manners regardless of who is speaking, good for you slut

  • 19 22
    Submitted by st8boostin on Aug 30, 10 at 6:40am

    A slut is a slut sorry to hurt feelings lol. You cant fix that no matter how "polite" you think you are lmao

  • 24 32
    Submitted by justsaying on Aug 29, 10 at 6:01pm

    "Fuck me, PLEASE!"

  • 20 26
    Submitted by Taipan on Aug 29, 10 at 7:56pm

    You may be contributing to the spread of STIs, but at least you're polite about it, right?

  • 16 19
    Submitted by nonotme on Aug 31, 10 at 12:12am

    Just don't fucking talk at all

  • 21 29
    Submitted by lovenlifenmusic on Aug 29, 10 at 5:02pm

    It doesn't really matter.... A slut is a slut

  • 19 26
    Submitted by megsbaby on Aug 30, 10 at 11:33am

    Once a whore you're nothin more my dear:)

  • 19 26
    Submitted by Imma_Hokie on Aug 29, 10 at 3:30pm

    Make sure you say your 'please' and 'thank you's

  • 18 27
    Submitted by CheezeDetector on Aug 29, 10 at 10:00pm

    Let's have a meeting and discuss this matter young lady... I believe I have many answers to your valid question !!!

  • 18 30
    Submitted by DQ2011 on Aug 29, 10 at 2:07pm

    Depends, does it not??

  • 9 15
    Submitted by rg8 on Mar 19, 11 at 11:35pm

    Yes, totally. Thats the only way to do it..

  • 16 29
    Submitted by TheBiggestHater on Aug 29, 10 at 5:50pm

    Nope your still a slut.

  • 3 4
    Submitted by stonerchick69 on Aug 21, 11 at 4:37pm

    discreet vs. polite

  • 4 6
    Submitted by stonerchick69 on Aug 15, 11 at 11:16am

    Lady on the streets, freak in the sheets :)\n\nKeep yourself clean and being discreet are way more important than being polite, though.

  • 14 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 10 at 3:02am

    Hahaha yes say please stick your dik in me lol

  • 18 37
    Submitted by bdflmnptvvv on Aug 29, 10 at 1:18pm

    Umm no? WTF.

  • 14 36
    Submitted by vientiane007 on Aug 30, 10 at 12:35am

    Here's my number 813 four 5 four 2 six 4 one text me anytime

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