While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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Who said chivalry was dead?
frikkken one of the most hilarious things everrr.
That's up there with "She can't come to the phone right now, she's a bit tied up at the moment."
@Mentallectual You "Debbie Downer", some people happen to actually find this text pretty funny. Leave your negative comments to yourself, please and thank you :)
thats a "what would tucker max do" moment
@Mentallectual: You would really answer the phone when you are going down on some chick? I guess you wouldn't want your mom to get mad at you :P
5 Star eating
Actually, mental, most people would just say they were busy at the moment.
Umm mental, most people probably wouldn't answer the fuckin phone.
I agree! Who answers the phone while giving (or getting) head? Disrespectful! Lol
exactly. so not so much the keeper then, eh?
What a gentleman
So ballin'. I mean props to him with the Improv
ROFLMAO!!!! Best one I've read in a LONG time!
okay...i know im weird admitting this...but that text kinda turned me on :)
Has def happened to me before...I loved him.
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Considering I'd say about 95% of people are clever 5-10% of the time this gets points in my book.....
Hope his phone rings tonite
You can't go wrong with an honest man lol
yes! now if only i could find a man like that!
Id love if my man did this. And I like when my bf answers the phone when I'm giving him head lol
Well... Depending on who it is. If it's one of his friends I try harder to make him moan. It would be awkward if it was his grandma...
You keep him!!!!!
@bueyedgrl108 Did I say it wasn't funny? I just said it isn't clever. I would say the same thing in the same situation, along with millions of others. Go learn what synonyms are.
Simply amazing <3
He shouldn't have answered the phone. In fact, it should have been turned off. How rude!
I was going down on my girl and my dad called so I told him I was eating breakfast and I would call him after. My girl couldn't stop lauding and then she fucked me.
I'm pretty sure that text just made my day.
This is what anyone would say in this exact situation, it's not clever.