maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
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I love my pastely self, FUCK tanning, it's BAD for you, even a little. SPF 30 or higher! My BF loves ME. I am hot, withOUT a tan.
good for you. wanna cookie?
I have no trouble dating, and I'm as pale as Dick Cheney's ass. Maybe you and your friend don't have boyfriends because you're insecure and self-conscious.
haha ^ tushay. that would make us ugly, anyways. tanning is bad for you. put on suncreen youll still get tan, i promise. healthy tans are one thing. tanning beds are disgusting.
pale is NOT the new tan.. either way, the problem of beng single does not lie in your skin color .. i know that much
^^ Maybe YOUR retarded...
Uhm, from a guy's perspective, at least my perspective, tanning makes you look stupid. I don't know why girls are so inclined to think it makes them look good.
depends on the girl though
Maybe you don't have boyfriends because you do tan, and you have orange leatherskin. EW. Skanks.
do you want me to be retarded?
i think its funny that no one actually gets why this is an entertaining text. its more or less because a large portion of connecticut girls are fake, tan, guidette wannabe cumdumpsters. and thats pretty much what shes saying.
maybe anyone who can't use the proper "you're" instead of "your" is retarded???? just sayin...
You don't have boyfriends because your stupid enough to wonder if its because you don't have tans.
btw, tanning is gross
does it fucking matter? shut up
um, seriously, it's 'touche'
if you don't know how to spell something, do us all a favor and google it first.
everyone on the internet is ugly.
this is my text. it has nothing to do with actual tans or boyfriends. 7/19 8:41 summed it up perfectly. you people are ridiculous and take life far too seriously.
I think some people should turn off the computer and get some sun, so someone will notice their extremely white selves so they'll get laid and be a bit happier :)
dude it's crazy.
day one: no sun no girl notices me
day two: some sun some girls
day three: alot of sun alot of girls.
there's a pattern and for people in CT who don't really get alot of sun year round it sucks.
tanning in the sun is actually good for you because it helps your body produce the majority of the vitamin D needed to be healthy which then aids in calcium reabsorbtion
i love black chicks ;]
natural tan = good
fake tan = oompa loompa status
Fcuk tanning and tan blondes are the worst. Ever see one who's lipstick is whiter than her skin? Gross looking
A natural tan is hot, but so is a natural pale. No tans if it isn't natural.
yall are mean. and everyone on the internet can't be ugly cuz then the person who put that would also be ugly.
I'm not tanned, I can't get tanned, I've tried but guys still go out with me and flirt and stuff. I'm told I'm hot. I'm not ghost white but I'm not tanned either.
Well, how about a girl loves sports and gets naturally tanned? Is that stupid too? I really love sunshine and I'm tanned, but I never think I look stupid, instead I'm quite hot. lol
one of the perks of living in new haven, connecticut. i feel ya
i fuckin LOVE pastey white chicks!!
I'll do you. I don't care if you have a tan or not. Call me.
There is something very hot about a super white chick.....
Hmm I am ghost-white and married... the tannest girl I know is miserably single. Pretty sure there is no correlation between skin pigmentation and relationship status. More likely it's what 5/12 8:25 said.
Depends, tans can help a good body but if your and eye sore then im sorry a tan will make you look like an over done tomato
I have said this before.
It's true. You can't underestimate the power of a solid tan.
That's correct you should get 15 minutes of sun a day... btw ..the spell checker rocked it here.. forget the whole tanning subject, that's shit was funny!! haha
oh shut it and go tanning