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  • 65 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 12:45pm

    Uhm, from a guy's perspective, at least my perspective, tanning makes you look stupid. I don't know why girls are so inclined to think it makes them look good.

  • 60 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 3:19pm

    um, seriously, it's 'touche' if you don't know how to spell something, do us all a favor and google it first.

  • 70 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:41pm

    i think its funny that no one actually gets why this is an entertaining text. its more or less because a large portion of connecticut girls are fake, tan, guidette wannabe cumdumpsters. and thats pretty much what shes saying.

  • 66 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:02pm

    I have no trouble dating, and I'm as pale as Dick Cheney's ass. Maybe you and your friend don't have boyfriends because you're insecure and self-conscious.

  • 55 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:21am

    I love my pastely self, FUCK tanning, it's BAD for you, even a little. SPF 30 or higher! My BF loves ME. I am hot, withOUT a tan.

    • 29 35
      Submitted by skatedonthate on Nov 12, 11 at 3:42am

      good for you. wanna cookie?

  • 58 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 2:03pm

    haha ^ tushay. that would make us ugly, anyways. tanning is bad for you. put on suncreen youll still get tan, i promise. healthy tans are one thing. tanning beds are disgusting.

  • 55 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 12:27pm

    maybe anyone who can't use the proper "you're" instead of "your" is retarded???? just sayin...

  • 54 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 4:26pm

    does it fucking matter? shut up

  • 52 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 1:58pm

    everyone on the internet is ugly.

  • 51 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 12:01pm

    do you want me to be retarded?

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:59am

    Fcuk tanning and tan blondes are the worst. Ever see one who's lipstick is whiter than her skin? Gross looking

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:37am

    ^^ Maybe YOUR retarded...

  • 49 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 3:41pm

    yall are mean. and everyone on the internet can't be ugly cuz then the person who put that would also be ugly. I'm not tanned, I can't get tanned, I've tried but guys still go out with me and flirt and stuff. I'm told I'm hot. I'm not ghost white but I'm not tanned either.

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:14pm

    tanning in the sun is actually good for you because it helps your body produce the majority of the vitamin D needed to be healthy which then aids in calcium reabsorbtion

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 1:41pm

    natural tan = good fake tan = oompa loompa status

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:45am

    pale is NOT the new tan.. either way, the problem of beng single does not lie in your skin color .. i know that much

  • 39 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 5:42pm

    A natural tan is hot, but so is a natural pale. No tans if it isn't natural.

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:40pm

    one of the perks of living in new haven, connecticut. i feel ya

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:46pm

    this is my text. it has nothing to do with actual tans or boyfriends. 7/19 8:41 summed it up perfectly. you people are ridiculous and take life far too seriously.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by LexiAnna on Apr 5, 10 at 10:46pm

    I think some people should turn off the computer and get some sun, so someone will notice their extremely white selves so they'll get laid and be a bit happier :)

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:34pm

    dude it's crazy. day one: no sun no girl notices me day two: some sun some girls day three: alot of sun alot of girls. there's a pattern and for people in CT who don't really get alot of sun year round it sucks.

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:45am

    i love black chicks ;]

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:15pm

    i fuckin LOVE pastey white chicks!!

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:28pm

    Depends, tans can help a good body but if your and eye sore then im sorry a tan will make you look like an over done tomato

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 7:39pm

    There is something very hot about a super white chick.....

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 8:25am

    You don't have boyfriends because your stupid enough to wonder if its because you don't have tans. btw, tanning is gross

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 7:11pm

    Maybe you don't have boyfriends because you do tan, and you have orange leatherskin. EW. Skanks.

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:39pm

    That's correct you should get 15 minutes of sun a day... btw ..the spell checker rocked it here.. forget the whole tanning subject, that's shit was funny!! haha

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:16am

    It's true. You can't underestimate the power of a solid tan.

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:38pm

    I'll do you. I don't care if you have a tan or not. Call me.

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 12:09pm

    I have said this before.

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 1:32pm

    Well, how about a girl loves sports and gets naturally tanned? Is that stupid too? I really love sunshine and I'm tanned, but I never think I look stupid, instead I'm quite hot. lol

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:30am

    oh shut it and go tanning

  • 36 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:37pm

    Hmm I am ghost-white and married... the tannest girl I know is miserably single. Pretty sure there is no correlation between skin pigmentation and relationship status. More likely it's what 5/12 8:25 said.