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  • I love my pastely self, FUCK tanning, it's BAD for you, even a little. SPF 30 or higher! My BF loves ME. I am hot, withOUT a tan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:21am
  • I have no trouble dating, and I'm as pale as Dick Cheney's ass. Maybe you and your friend don't have boyfriends because you're insecure and self-conscious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:02pm
  • haha ^ tushay. that would make us ugly, anyways. tanning is bad for you. put on suncreen youll still get tan, i promise. healthy tans are one thing. tanning beds are disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 2:03pm
  • pale is NOT the new tan.. either way, the problem of beng single does not lie in your skin color .. i know that much

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:45am
  • ^^ Maybe YOUR retarded...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:37am
  • Uhm, from a guy's perspective, at least my perspective, tanning makes you look stupid. I don't know why girls are so inclined to think it makes them look good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 12:45pm
  • Maybe you don't have boyfriends because you do tan, and you have orange leatherskin. EW. Skanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 7:11pm
  • do you want me to be retarded?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 12:01pm
  • i think its funny that no one actually gets why this is an entertaining text. its more or less because a large portion of connecticut girls are fake, tan, guidette wannabe cumdumpsters. and thats pretty much what shes saying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:41pm
  • maybe anyone who can't use the proper "you're" instead of "your" is retarded???? just sayin...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 12:27pm
  • You don't have boyfriends because your stupid enough to wonder if its because you don't have tans. btw, tanning is gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 8:25am
  • does it fucking matter? shut up

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 4:26pm
  • um, seriously, it's 'touche' if you don't know how to spell something, do us all a favor and google it first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 3:19pm
  • everyone on the internet is ugly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 1:58pm
  • this is my text. it has nothing to do with actual tans or boyfriends. 7/19 8:41 summed it up perfectly. you people are ridiculous and take life far too seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:46pm
  • I think some people should turn off the computer and get some sun, so someone will notice their extremely white selves so they'll get laid and be a bit happier :)

    Submitted by LexiAnna on Apr 5, 10 at 10:46pm
  • dude it's crazy. day one: no sun no girl notices me day two: some sun some girls day three: alot of sun alot of girls. there's a pattern and for people in CT who don't really get alot of sun year round it sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:34pm
  • tanning in the sun is actually good for you because it helps your body produce the majority of the vitamin D needed to be healthy which then aids in calcium reabsorbtion

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:14pm
  • i love black chicks ;]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:45am
  • natural tan = good fake tan = oompa loompa status

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 1:41pm
  • Fcuk tanning and tan blondes are the worst. Ever see one who's lipstick is whiter than her skin? Gross looking

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:59am
  • A natural tan is hot, but so is a natural pale. No tans if it isn't natural.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 5:42pm
  • yall are mean. and everyone on the internet can't be ugly cuz then the person who put that would also be ugly. I'm not tanned, I can't get tanned, I've tried but guys still go out with me and flirt and stuff. I'm told I'm hot. I'm not ghost white but I'm not tanned either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 3:41pm
  • Well, how about a girl loves sports and gets naturally tanned? Is that stupid too? I really love sunshine and I'm tanned, but I never think I look stupid, instead I'm quite hot. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 1:32pm
  • one of the perks of living in new haven, connecticut. i feel ya

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:40pm
  • i fuckin LOVE pastey white chicks!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:15pm
  • I'll do you. I don't care if you have a tan or not. Call me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:38pm
  • There is something very hot about a super white chick.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 7:39pm
  • Hmm I am ghost-white and married... the tannest girl I know is miserably single. Pretty sure there is no correlation between skin pigmentation and relationship status. More likely it's what 5/12 8:25 said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:37pm
  • Depends, tans can help a good body but if your and eye sore then im sorry a tan will make you look like an over done tomato

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:28pm
  • I have said this before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 12:09pm
  • It's true. You can't underestimate the power of a solid tan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:16am
  • That's correct you should get 15 minutes of sun a day... btw ..the spell checker rocked it here.. forget the whole tanning subject, that's shit was funny!! haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:39pm
  • oh shut it and go tanning

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 10:30am