Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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Will be a boring party with just you two there
No one, except for obnoxious virgin posers, uses the word "freshieees." Incredibly stupid.
ZIIIING! But you are definitely correct. They've probably never even had pussy since pussy had them.
This post is, indeed, rather stupid.
Can you guys at least make it look like it was a actual text? This has bullshit written all over it.