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  • Submitted by jac5617 on Jul 29, 10 at 7:21pm

    wish I had a girl like that

  • Submitted by MrSlapChop on Jul 29, 10 at 9:59pm

    at least he didn't spin around and start dropping logs between your legs... did I cross a line?

  • Submitted by anonymousttt on Jul 29, 10 at 8:53pm

    No, that's alcohol.

  • Submitted by legonut4 on Jul 29, 10 at 7:15pm

    It's funny because he could have missed.

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      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 29, 10 at 9:53pm

      It’s gross because he probably did...

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        Submitted by ingebeastly on Jul 30, 10 at 2:18pm

        it's gross because thats probably what she wanted in the first place

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    Submitted by Mastermise on Jul 29, 10 at 9:13pm

    Good call rule book, however alcohol generally amplifies present feelings.

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 29, 10 at 8:27pm

    Rule: There is no love present in a situation that involves alcohol. The only love was before you got drunk and that was between you and Bud. (feelin better.)

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    Submitted by danielleeycakes on Jul 30, 10 at 12:31am

    Ahahaha I've done that. While I was sober.

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 30, 10 at 12:15am

    this is the first so drunk text that doesnt suck. girls like this almost make me not be a manwhore

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    Submitted by kcs99 on Aug 1, 10 at 2:21am

    That's ok but true love is sitting on his lap with your tongue down his throat while he takes a nasty shit.

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    Submitted by beef69 on Jul 29, 10 at 8:07pm

    Sounds like the greatest kind of love

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    Submitted by Samia on Jul 30, 10 at 1:35am

    MrSlapChop... Yes. Yes you did. 0_o

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    Submitted by planks on Dec 23, 10 at 11:54pm

    Aim for the face for a photo finish!

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    Submitted by rappersdelight on Jul 30, 10 at 6:27am

    It's only love if u cross streams lol

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    Submitted by haha1 on Jul 29, 10 at 7:59pm

    thats not love its just wierd

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    Submitted by igivesoundadvice on Jul 31, 10 at 5:52pm

    That's just the precursor to a golden shower.

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    Submitted by dkfjeoi on Jul 31, 10 at 4:55am

    aaaah I did that sober

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    Submitted by I_Hit_Girls_ on Jul 30, 10 at 11:34am

    Been there, done that!

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    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on Jul 30, 10 at 7:55am

    No, that's nasty,

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    Submitted by jcopzzz on Jul 29, 10 at 9:11pm

    Haha me and my boyfriend did that sober!

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    Submitted by StoryOfARory on Jul 30, 10 at 1:49am

    That's not love, that's just plain odd.

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    Submitted by ldog on Jul 29, 10 at 8:01pm

    Did u get to taste it

  • Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 29, 10 at 7:32pm

    That is just foul- not love. What a classy LADY you are. He's a LUCKY guy- what a keeper!

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    Submitted by icanfly303 on Jul 29, 10 at 9:04pm

    Can you piss between my legs?

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    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 29, 10 at 8:52pm

    That may not be LoVe but what a way to multitask. Glad you're better RuLe!

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    Submitted by aerosfan on Sep 19, 10 at 6:37am

    Reminds me of me and my ex-wife!On her 21st b-day we went to a comedy club.All was great till we got home.She was standing about 10 feet from our master bathroom and the door was closed.She spewed from one side of the room to the bathroom door.I took care of her till I had to take a piss.Even in her drunken stupor,she still scooted back so I could do my thing.\nWe are now divorced but are still close friends.We never tell that story to anyone,but it is something that made us closer together.

  • Submitted by PurpMcGurp on Jul 29, 10 at 7:32pm

    today, i read a story about someone exploding a grape in their microwave. my dad taught me how to do that (a coworker showed him how, my dad works at Nasa); cut a grape in quarters, take two of them, pat them dry, and put them next to each other on a folded paper towel. put the paper towel in the microwave and PUT A GLASS JAR OVER IT (this thing makes FIREBALLS) and microwave it for one minute; it will spark, and fireballs will hover at the top for a few seconds. :D if nothing happens, the

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    Submitted by prometheus on Jul 29, 10 at 7:19pm

    Uhhh... Eww and... What and... Ugh (shudders)

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    Submitted by Chet on Jul 30, 10 at 9:28am

    That's hot, fun, dangerous and "green". Think about it.

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    Submitted by haylee on Jul 30, 10 at 8:25pm

    Houston!!

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    Submitted by woodstock25 on Jul 30, 10 at 1:58pm

    I did that too. It's awesome

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 29, 12 at 7:21am

    I can't think of a better way to end a\nrelationship. If any partner of mine, including my husband, did that to me, I'd end that relationship immediately.

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    Submitted by YaNextGF on Jul 30, 10 at 6:50pm

    That's crossfiring!

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    Submitted by jonyco5 on Jul 19, 11 at 3:42pm

    I was so drunk one night I made out with my ex while she was peeing in the toilet.

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    Submitted by kgirl1992 on Apr 5, 12 at 3:45pm

    If he made the shot I don't think he was as drunck as you think

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 10 at 7:14pm

    First