We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
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wish I had a girl like that
at least he didn't spin around and start dropping logs between your legs... did I cross a line?
It's funny because he could have missed.
It’s gross because he probably did...
it's gross because thats probably what she wanted in the first place
No, that's alcohol.
Rule: There is no love present in a situation that involves alcohol. The only love was before you got drunk and that was between you and Bud. (feelin better.)
Good call rule book, however alcohol generally amplifies present feelings.
Ahahaha I've done that. While I was sober.
That's ok but true love is sitting on his lap with your tongue down his throat while he takes a nasty shit.
this is the first so drunk text that doesnt suck. girls like this almost make me not be a manwhore
Sounds like the greatest kind of love
Haha me and my boyfriend did that sober!
aaaah I did that sober
It's only love if u cross streams lol
Been there, done that!
MrSlapChop... Yes. Yes you did. 0_o
That's just the precursor to a golden shower.
No, that's nasty,
Aim for the face for a photo finish!
Did u get to taste it
Can you piss between my legs?
That's not love, that's just plain odd.
thats not love its just wierd
That may not be LoVe but what a way to multitask. Glad you're better RuLe!
That is just foul- not love. What a classy LADY you are. He's a LUCKY guy- what a keeper!
today, i read a story about someone exploding a grape in their microwave. my dad taught me how to do that (a coworker showed him how, my dad works at Nasa); cut a grape in quarters, take two of them, pat them dry, and put them next to each other on a folded paper towel. put the paper towel in the microwave and PUT A GLASS JAR OVER IT (this thing makes FIREBALLS) and microwave it for one minute; it will spark, and fireballs will hover at the top for a few seconds. :D if nothing happens, the
I was so drunk one night I made out with my ex while she was peeing in the toilet.
Reminds me of me and my ex-wife!On her 21st b-day we went to a comedy club.All was great till we got home.She was standing about 10 feet from our master bathroom and the door was closed.She spewed from one side of the room to the bathroom door.I took care of her till I had to take a piss.Even in her drunken stupor,she still scooted back so I could do my thing.\nWe are now divorced but are still close friends.We never tell that story to anyone,but it is something that made us closer together.
I can't think of a better way to end a\nrelationship. If any partner of mine, including my husband, did that to me, I'd end that relationship immediately.
That's hot, fun, dangerous and "green". Think about it.
If he made the shot I don't think he was as drunck as you think
Uhhh... Eww and... What and... Ugh (shudders)
I did that too. It's awesome