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  • 94 48
    Submitted by SSmackk on May 15, 12 at 5:03pm

    she's a whore cuz she ha protected sex? oh FOR SHAMEEEEE! piss off :)

  • 79 29
    Submitted by Phys on May 15, 12 at 3:43pm

    Yea, because at the point where he takes out the condom is normally when you decide to sleep with him

  • 54 29
    Submitted by skoot32 on May 15, 12 at 6:03pm

    Until he pulls out and it doesnt glow anymore...

  • 64 59
    Submitted by ScmexyEsmeralda on May 15, 12 at 11:02pm

    Wrong. If you knew anything you'd know that Kryptonite KILLS. #geekfail

    • 31 30
      Submitted by anaily92 on May 15, 12 at 11:50pm

      I'm pretty sure she isn't a comic book fan.. If not she would have made a better reference

  • 53 39
    Submitted by budman999 on May 15, 12 at 8:40pm

    No,dicks are your weakness.

  • 42 29
    Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 10:44pm

    I love playful girls

  • 41 39
    Submitted by dictatorforlife on May 15, 12 at 3:52pm

    You spelled your weakness wrong. It's glowing cock.

  • 38 34
    Submitted by thegreatwhite on May 16, 12 at 5:31am

    she be on that kryptonite..straight up on it

  • 36 45
    Submitted by ladydisdain on May 15, 12 at 9:52pm

    I knew Superman was liked penis.

  • 15 10
    Submitted by stikybriches on Jun 1, 13 at 3:29am

    I'd fuck super girl

  • 19 19
    Submitted by 4evereo on Aug 10, 12 at 2:05am

    Superman?

  • 38 63
    Submitted by CaedusT on May 15, 12 at 3:33pm

    So apparently kryptonite makes u a weak whore

    • 27 44
      Submitted by ezotarik on May 15, 12 at 6:04pm

      Yes. Be glad there isn't more of it on earth.