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  • Was it Joe, Nick, or Kevin?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:10pm
  • are you sure it wasn't his wedding ring?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:00pm
  • 1132 and 808, one day when you're all alone you will regret being the way you are. And when you are divorced and your dick only works 1/4 of the time you will wish you had the one woman that promised to love you forever. Instead you will have to go to a whore house with glory holes. You are a price of trash.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:38pm
  • 8:08, fucking kill yourself. It's fucking douche bags like you that give faithful husbands like me a bad name - 412 is what I repp

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:55pm
    • You too douche, relax

      Submitted by halprinr on May 13, 10 at 4:49pm
    • WHOOOOO calm down there buddy!!!!! No need for that, this is a fun website with funny stuff on it. RELAX!

      Submitted by mojoriley12 on Jul 6, 11 at 12:48am
  • ahahaha...I had once "reclaimed my virginity" and put a ring on to signify it and all. that night, went to a party...got wasted, ended up fucking this guy and mid-fuck I was like, "oh shit, my purity ring is on..." he said, "do what you gotta do"..took it and threw it...never found it after that, haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:55am
  • Thank you for making the world a better place

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:09pm
  • aw man.. I have a purity ring.. That just disappoints all us try hard to stay virgins kids..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:36am
  • This is hot! Yay for both of you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:53pm
  • Oh, I get it. He threw the ring off because it meant he would never have sex but he was having sex. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:11pm
  • damn... were you THAT good?

    Submitted by lookatmyhorse on Oct 20, 10 at 2:25pm
  • I would fuck that guy so hard...that's so hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:44pm
  • this girl fell for the purity ring trick!! girls like what they cant have. awesome job to the guy! She got played,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:10am
  • Just to keep this hilarious, I'm hoping it was Nick Jonas. Sixteen's a wonderful age...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:53pm
  • Thank god, you finally tricked out a Jonas brother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:12pm
  • Hopefully one of those Jonas brothers got laid right here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:05pm
  • I was a virgin till 18...i fell in love

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 4:56pm
  • another idea. buyin a purity ring so i can do this

    Submitted by SilkyJohnson on Jul 7, 10 at 12:02am
  • 808 is a doucher. This is hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:23pm
  • I don't throw my ring, I put mine on her as a "promise ring"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:45am
  • 8:10 and I share the same brain, obviously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:09pm
  • I know Charles ruthfod he use to play for the tigers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:34pm
  • 10:24, you and me both, bud. You and me both.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:06am
  • hell yes!

    Submitted by yourlittledecoy on Jun 10, 10 at 1:54pm
  • Holy shit thats fuckin epic XD. Seriously just went to find my old purity ring and imma do this when i have sex with my bf :)

    Submitted by strawberrysweet9 on Aug 30, 10 at 1:49am
  • 8:08, why are you married then? Ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:21am
  • 12:15 good for you. Bout time some real guys make themselves known

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:33am
  • 1055 guys like you are super rare. Your wife is a lucky lady. You give other couples hope = )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:07pm
  • phillyyy

    Submitted by jerbear0009 on Mar 17, 10 at 11:45pm
  • yea i agree with 8:00 haha but damn PA men haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:02pm
  • are you sure it wasn't a Jonas brother?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:08am
  • you saucy, mischievous hussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:23am
  • Fuck abstinence only. Literally.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:32am
  • this makes me proud to be an american

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:33pm
  • I wear a purity ring, I can't tell If I wanna laugh at this or pray..... Hahaha laugh wins. Oh jeez... I think it would be a sin if I have sex b4 marraige but I still do stuff I prolly shouldn't, hell I'm bi. Still no sex tho. Sad face.

    Submitted by ohsofreakinbored on Jan 3, 12 at 10:12pm
  • This will be me on my wedding night(:

    Submitted by marelann on Jul 25, 11 at 1:57am
  • I read this and I'm only 16 but I've dated a lot and never cheated and I just wonder how 11:32 and 8:08 can think like that. Idk maybe it's just not me but you guys sound like huge fucking dousche bags. I've been dating the same girl for 8 months and things are going awesome. I'm going to laugh when you too never get a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:15am
  • 11:32 and 8:08 need to just die, or get multiple STD's and never get laid again. They don't deserve to have women love them and eagerly wait for them to get home from a "business trip" when they were actually sleeping around. I'm turning 18 tomorrow and I've been with my girlfriend 11 months, and she's far too good to be cheated on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:13am
  • In soviet russia ring throws guy across room Mid sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 2:31pm
  • 10:55 is a real man. 8:08 is a pig. and purity ring guy is now a man.

    Submitted by NoCarsGo on Aug 14, 10 at 12:43am
  • Amy Grant is silently weeping in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:45am
  • Philadel all day!!!! Btw u a funny nigga

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:14pm
  • What would chuck Norris have done?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:55pm
  • this is kind of the best text i've seen in a while and i'm really jealous of the OP. new life goal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:24pm
  • This a lot funnier when you know who it was who submitted it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 5:49pm
  • I bet my life it was Kevin! It's about time he got laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:24pm
  • 1-yr doesn't mean bed time-- one year means engage for the "day-after fight"...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:45am
  • Sandusky ftw

    Submitted by loomis76 on Dec 27, 11 at 3:09am
  • haha thats funny as hell

    Submitted by YourAlcoholicMom on Oct 13, 11 at 11:59am
  • I'm convinced that purity rings last only until the moment you discover how great pussy really is. Dear heavenly father, Thank you for creating the glory that is pussy. You are king of kngs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:44am
  • Are you fucking one of the Jonas brothers?!?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:17pm
  • haha... living in the 215 here in Philly, and trying to get with this girl who believes in that purity ring crap. There's always hope...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:40pm
  • that is HORRIBLE.

    Submitted by lovergirl1994 on Oct 4, 10 at 6:59pm
  • Wow was his name Ben? He is also missing his...left it in my room....lol...

    Submitted by macy17 on May 10, 12 at 4:40am
  • Keeeeep it Classy, Philadelphia <33

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:41pm
  • next day, puts on his purity ring like nothing happened. goes to his girlfriend and talk about "jesus". five years later they get married and she finds out he wasnt a virgin like she was. all he could say was "i got tired of waiting." DIVORCED

    Submitted by kitty_kat on Sep 25, 12 at 8:36pm
  • Charles Rutherford would of shoved the promise ring in that stinky hole you call a pussy then fuck you silly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:41pm
    • Really 1141? I think Charles Rutherford would just blab on and on about the atom.

      Submitted by PandaCantText on Feb 16, 10 at 5:28pm
  • I was fucking your wife the last time she said I love you over the phone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:32am
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:01pm
  • Phillyy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:14am
  • I SO hope that's true!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:39pm
  • 7:44 you are a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:09am
  • hahaha corruption :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:01pm
  • Man...Nobody posted "First!" on this one... This has to be a good post.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:55pm
  • I feel like some day this will be me... Lmao!

    Submitted by mollybea1220 on Jun 29, 11 at 8:33pm
  • that chick truly is a pimp.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:58pm
  • 11:07 We're definitely not as rare as you'd think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:14am
  • Yep, new life goal. I need a virgin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:11pm
  • Whats wrong with glory holes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:53pm
  • Omg was it Nick Jonas?!?!??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:25pm
  • The original jeff is funny and cool cause he only posts once, and he's funny. The people who pretend to be jeff and the ones who can't stop talking about him and to him are the ones making everything retarded. Get over your jealous issues and STFU!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:14pm
  • joker you got those scars from my fat cock tearing your mouth open that far

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:00am
  • That's just amazing; kudos.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:36pm
  • You must be good. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:45pm
  • I hope Jeff gets the chair-cj

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:43am
  • Yea I do that if I go out I put my wedding ring on another finger. my wife found it once like that cause I was too drunk to put it back.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:08pm
  • 8:08 I wear my wedding ring on a necklace my Wife thinks it's so I don't lose it lol. All women are whores I give props to all men who fuck over as many as possible. All women are good for is fucking and cleaning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:32pm