The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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Was it Joe, Nick, or Kevin?
Just about to say that :]
Just about to say that... Months later?
are you sure it wasn't his wedding ring?
ahahaha...I had once "reclaimed my virginity" and put a ring on to signify it and all. that night, went to a party...got wasted, ended up fucking this guy and mid-fuck I was like, "oh shit, my purity ring is on..." he said, "do what you gotta do"..took it and threw it...never found it after that, haha.
1132 and 808, one day when you're all alone you will regret being the way you are. And when you are divorced and your dick only works 1/4 of the time you will wish you had the one woman that promised to love you forever. Instead you will have to go to a whore house with glory holes. You are a price of trash.
Take a wrap off douche bag
one day (like today) when your all alone your going to comment bitter ass words on some random site and look like an asshole
One day you will talk mega shit and not spell correctly.
8:08, fucking kill yourself. It's fucking douche bags like you that give faithful husbands like me a bad name
- 412 is what I repp
You too douche, relax
WHOOOOO calm down there buddy!!!!! No need for that, this is a fun website with funny stuff on it. RELAX!
Thank you for making the world a better place
aw man.. I have a purity ring.. That just disappoints all us try hard to stay virgins kids..
Oh, I get it. He threw the ring off because it meant he would never have sex but he was having sex.
Just to keep this hilarious, I'm hoping it was Nick Jonas. Sixteen's a wonderful age...
This is hot! Yay for both of you!
damn... were you THAT good?
I would fuck that guy so hard...that's so hot
another idea. buyin a purity ring so i can do this
this girl fell for the purity ring trick!! girls like what they cant have. awesome job to the guy! She got played,
I don't throw my ring, I put mine on her as a "promise ring"
I was a virgin till 18...i fell in love
1055 guys like you are super rare. Your wife is a lucky lady. You give other couples hope = )
Thank god, you finally tricked out a Jonas brother
12:15 good for you. Bout time some real guys make themselves known
808 is a doucher. This is hilarious!
10:24, you and me both, bud. You and me both.
8:10 and I share the same brain, obviously.
I know Charles ruthfod he use to play for the tigers
are you sure it wasn't a Jonas brother?
8:08, why are you married then? Ass.
Holy shit thats fuckin epic XD. Seriously just went to find my old purity ring and imma do this when i have sex with my bf :)
Hopefully one of those Jonas brothers got laid right here.
yea i agree with 8:00 haha but damn PA men haha
I read this and I'm only 16 but I've dated a lot and never cheated and I just wonder how 11:32 and 8:08 can think like that. Idk maybe it's just not me but you guys sound like huge fucking dousche bags. I've been dating the same girl for 8 months and things are going awesome. I'm going to laugh when you too never get a girl
10:55 is a real man. 8:08 is a pig. and purity ring guy is now a man.
I wear a purity ring, I can't tell If I wanna laugh at this or pray..... Hahaha laugh wins. Oh jeez... I think it would be a sin if I have sex b4 marraige but I still do stuff I prolly shouldn't, hell I'm bi. Still no sex tho. Sad face.
Fuck abstinence only. Literally.
you saucy, mischievous hussy.
11:32 and 8:08 need to just die, or get multiple STD's and never get laid again. They don't deserve to have women love them and eagerly wait for them to get home from a "business trip" when they were actually sleeping around. I'm turning 18 tomorrow and I've been with my girlfriend 11 months, and she's far too good to be cheated on.
this makes me proud to be an american
Philadel all day!!!! Btw u a funny nigga
This will be me on my wedding night(:
You wanna know how I got these scars?
haha... living in the 215 here in Philly, and trying to get with this girl who believes in that purity ring crap. There's always hope...
Keeeeep it Classy, Philadelphia <33
I was fucking your wife the last time she said I love you over the phone.
I bet my life it was Kevin! It's about time he got laid.
haha thats funny as hell
In soviet russia ring throws guy across room
Are you fucking one of the Jonas brothers?!?!?
this is kind of the best text i've seen in a while and i'm really jealous of the OP. new life goal.
What would chuck Norris have done?
Charles Rutherford would of shoved the promise ring in that stinky hole you call a pussy then fuck you silly
Really 1141? I think Charles Rutherford would just blab on and on about the atom.
Wow was his name Ben? He is also missing his...left it in my room....lol...
This a lot funnier when you know who it was who submitted it...
1-yr doesn't mean bed time-- one year means engage for the "day-after fight"...
I'm convinced that purity rings last only until the moment you discover how great pussy really is.
Dear heavenly father,
Thank you for creating the glory that is pussy. You are king of kngs.
Or cock. Cock's pretty damn great too.
next day, puts on his purity ring like nothing happened. goes to his girlfriend and talk about "jesus". five years later they get married and she finds out he wasnt a virgin like she was. all he could say was "i got tired of waiting." DIVORCED
hahaha corruption :)
Amy Grant is silently weeping in the corner
We're definitely not as rare as you'd think.
7:44 you are a douche.
I feel like some day this will be me... Lmao!
Yep, new life goal. I need a virgin
that is HORRIBLE.
that chick truly is a pimp.
Whats wrong with glory holes?
Man...Nobody posted "First!" on this one... This has to be a good post.
I SO hope that's true!!!
You must be good. :)
Omg was it Nick Jonas?!?!??
The original jeff is funny and cool cause he only posts once, and he's funny. The people who pretend to be jeff and the ones who can't stop talking about him and to him are the ones making everything retarded. Get over your jealous issues and STFU!!
That's just amazing; kudos.
I hope Jeff gets the chair-cj
joker you got those scars from my fat cock tearing your mouth open that far
Yea I do that if I go out I put my wedding ring on another finger. my wife found it once like that cause I was too drunk to put it back.
8:08 I wear my wedding ring on a necklace my
Wife thinks it's so I don't lose it lol.
All women are whores I give props to all men who fuck over as many as possible. All women are good for is fucking and cleaning.