His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
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iPads don't count as cell phones dumbass
Get a smaller cell phone. Problem solved.
That's only because your twat is literally bigger than a railroad car.
What she isn't saying is that she has a phone from 1993
What's the service plan?
You know times have changed when you use a cell phone to measure the.size of your hook-ups dick.
every one of these comments rock. smaller eh? god has a sense of humor.
Sounds like my Saturday night I kno how ya feel!
It's the micro-penis! It's not just an urban myth...
This was an FML a few days ago.
Damn, all I'm taking out of this is that his life sucks. Keep w the poor bastard.
The real question is what kinda phone is it? Cause there's some big ass phones out there.
must have a juke... damn