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  • iPads don't count as cell phones dumbass

    Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 19, 11 at 10:18am
  • Get a smaller cell phone. Problem solved.

    Submitted by fLYiNgGoOse360 on Apr 19, 11 at 10:13am
  • That's only because your twat is literally bigger than a railroad car.

    Submitted by haliganbar on Apr 20, 11 at 12:27pm
  • What she isn't saying is that she has a phone from 1993

    Submitted by DMin863 on Apr 20, 11 at 8:37am
  • What's the service plan?

    Submitted by jbwfool on Apr 19, 11 at 9:23pm
  • You know times have changed when you use a cell phone to measure the.size of your hook-ups dick.

    Submitted by Ambz on Apr 20, 11 at 10:32pm
  • every one of these comments rock. smaller eh? god has a sense of humor.

    Submitted by Laner on Apr 19, 11 at 4:04pm
  • Sounds like my Saturday night I kno how ya feel!

    Submitted by hotmama66 on Apr 19, 11 at 8:40pm
  • It's the micro-penis! It's not just an urban myth...

    Submitted by trueblonde3_16 on Apr 19, 11 at 1:49pm
  • This was an FML a few days ago.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 20, 11 at 5:38am
  • Damn, all I'm taking out of this is that his life sucks. Keep w the poor bastard.

    Submitted by Americanism on Apr 19, 11 at 2:20pm
  • The real question is what kinda phone is it? Cause there's some big ass phones out there.

    Submitted by Keezee on Apr 19, 11 at 4:19pm
  • must have a juke... damn

    Submitted by jerm69anl on Apr 19, 11 at 11:44am