Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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Pretty simple solution OP
This totally sounds like a brother sister conversation
At least he waits until they turn 18.
240 probably has a lot more requests for slumber parties when her older brother is home for the holidays.
sounds like the most awkward father daughter conversation in history
gotta love Maryland!
First time I've laughed out loud all day.
Fine, I'll stop banging your hot friends if you eating or breathing. See, not a very fair thing to ask now is it.
And at the current moment, I have been with 7 of her friends.
My actual text said "Stop being friends with hot teenagers," but I didn't didn't know how appropriate that was...this is between me and a girl that I'm in love with who sees me like an older brother who is about 6 years younger than me.