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  • LOL. So wrong. But funny. I'm a mother and I found that hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:27pm
  • i laughed out loud.. im a bad person :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:58am
  • I laughed out loud. Does this make me a terrible person?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:20pm
  • omfg i almost pissed my pants that was so hilarious xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:26am
  • @12:03 Could I just punch you instead?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:45am
  • Don't punch her baby, throw it at her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:18am
  • 2:06 - - that just TOTALLY means you know the woman. Honestly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:45pm
  • dead babies are delish! :-P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:41am
  • The scary thing is, I probably know what Starbucks that is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:33pm
  • This is more like a "text from the early evening" considering all the starbucks in stl close at like 8pm. should've went to coffee cartel jackass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:28am
  • I wouldn't punch the baby I'd turn around and tell the woman if she did it one more fucking time her precious spawn would be up her anus faster than a speeding bullet. Aggressive conversation usually makes idiots stop doing their idiotic shit. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:15am
  • my hero! ( the person who suggested punching the baby ... not the psycho who doesn't understand joke who posted right above me)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:13am
  • YES but dead baby jokes are funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:21pm
  • hahahhahha i laughed out loud whoo whoo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:08pm
  • I hate people with strollers..... they use them to push you off sidewalks, to run over your feet, to continuously hit you with them, someone has to teach them a lesson.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:22pm
  • i would set the baby gently on the table, throw the carriage at the mom, then proceed to kick her while she's on the floor, get my caramel frap, then get the fuck out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:37pm
  • thats what i would do! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:49am
  • loln omg

    Submitted by vict0riaaa on Jul 20, 11 at 4:42am
  • i know exactly which starbucks that is because that same bitch hit my chair and my bag fell of the table when she did and knocked all my shit out and broke my god damn phone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:06pm
  • "how do you make a dead baby float?" Easy. Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:25pm
  • how do you make a dead baby float?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:14am
  • Does it make me a bad person for thinking this is the funniest thing I've heard all day?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:42pm
  • i live in park slope, bklyn. we call them the mafia...the mothers with the double wides that will run you over without a second glance. i wanna punch them and their babies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:14pm
  • haha I laughed out loud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:11am
  • 4:33- enlighten us.. which starbucks in LA is it?!?!?!?!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:50pm
  • That's absolutely hilarious! I work in a law office and I just made everyone stop the meeting to read it. Good work team!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:40pm
  • shoulda done it for the lolz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:23pm
  • OMW I havent laughed so hard in a long time......talk aobut a surprise LMFAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:55am
  • LMAO!!!!!! THAT was funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:46pm
  • 4:33...Shut up. There are like four hundred billion fucking Starbucks, and the clientel is all the same arrogant yuppie fucks. The odds of that ONE being the one you go to is zero. Idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:58pm
  • I need to stop reading these whilst drinking soda. EPIC!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:00pm
  • This is something i would say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:23pm
  • hahaha that was freaking awesome! i'd of punched her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:15am
  • 4:23PM You're doing it wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:59am
  • 4:58 - i wish i had an explosive stroller that i could bash into your shins. that is all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:03pm
  • hahahahah..enough said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:43pm
  • This is the best text I've read on this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:16pm
  • i keep exiting out of this post, and reopening it so i can give it more and more thumbs ups. excellent tfln.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 10 at 3:52am
  • YOU GUYS ARE ALL WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF ANY OF YOU EVER HIT MY BABY I WOULD KICK YOUR ASS.........YOU ALL CAME FROM STROLLERS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:03am
  • I say that to people all the time hahaha well usually I say I'm so mad I could punch a baby. needless to say, people stare. i get my point across. :] look a tiger!!! ok. bye.

    Submitted by iluvwerth28 on Feb 24, 10 at 10:42pm
  • I hate strollers. I also hate dumbfucks who let their 5 year olds push shopping carts.

    Submitted by Shoveltime on Sep 10, 11 at 12:04pm
  • oh man I laughed so hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:32am
  • Hahahahhaa. I hate babies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:00pm
  • I'm still laughing lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:41am
  • Hahahahahaha. This made me laugh :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 10 at 10:40am
  • hahaha that was the funniest fucking thing to read!! but it's so mean. but funny. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:53pm
  • 4:48...wouldn't that be one in four hundred billion?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:18pm
  • Chill 11:05 it's just a joke...no body is rly guna punch a baby you moron

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:04pm
  • 12:15 You're my hero :-D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:50am
  • A good answer to any situation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:00am
  • you kick my baby? why you kick my baby? no kick my baby no more!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:21pm
  • Hillarious

    Submitted by jem on Jun 12, 10 at 3:57am
  • Throw it through the window.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:13am
  • WTF is wrong with y ppl u think that shit is funny what if that was ur kid they're talkin bout

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:05pm
  • this is one of the funniest, and the mom that got mad, dont fucking hit people with your stroller/baby and people wont hit it back.....simple

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 6:49pm
  • Having the worst week everrr... and seeing this made me laugh for the first time in seven days, thank you - i love you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:37pm
  • I Love Missouri Sometimes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:08pm
  • Lolol that's fucking hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:27am
  • Shit that made me giggle lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:02am
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