There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
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LOL. So wrong. But funny. I'm a mother and I found that hilarious
i laughed out loud.. im a bad person :P
I laughed out loud. Does this make me a terrible person?
omfg i almost pissed my pants that was so hilarious xD
This is more like a "text from the early evening" considering all the starbucks in stl close at like 8pm. should've went to coffee cartel jackass
Don't punch her baby, throw it at her.
2:06 - - that just TOTALLY means you know the woman. Honestly.
@12:03 Could I just punch you instead?
dead babies are delish! :-P
my hero! ( the person who suggested punching the baby ... not the psycho who doesn't understand joke who posted right above me)
The scary thing is, I probably know what Starbucks that is.
but dead baby jokes are funny
hahahhahha i laughed out loud whoo whoo
I hate people with strollers..... they use them to push you off sidewalks, to run over your feet, to continuously hit you with them, someone has to teach them a lesson.
"how do you make a dead baby float?"
Easy. Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.
I wouldn't punch the baby I'd turn around and tell the woman if she did it one more fucking time her precious spawn would be up her anus faster than a speeding bullet.
Aggressive conversation usually makes idiots stop doing their idiotic shit. :D
i would set the baby gently on the table, throw the carriage at the mom, then proceed to kick her while she's on the floor, get my caramel frap, then get the fuck out.
i know exactly which starbucks that is because that same bitch hit my chair and my bag fell of the table when she did and knocked all my shit out and broke my god damn phone.
thats what i would do! lol
Does it make me a bad person for thinking this is the funniest thing I've heard all day?
i live in park slope, bklyn.
we call them the mafia...the mothers with the double wides that will run you over without a second glance.
i wanna punch them and their babies.
how do you make a dead baby float?
4:33- enlighten us.. which starbucks in LA is it?!?!?!?!!!!
haha I laughed out loud
OMW I havent laughed so hard in a long time......talk aobut a surprise LMFAO
That's absolutely hilarious! I work in a law office and I just made everyone stop the meeting to read it. Good work team!
hahaha that was freaking awesome! i'd of punched her
I need to stop reading these whilst drinking soda. EPIC!
LMAO!!!!!! THAT was funny
This is something i would say.
4:58 - i wish i had an explosive stroller that i could bash into your shins.
that is all.
shoulda done it for the lolz
You're doing it wrong.
4:33...Shut up. There are like four hundred billion fucking Starbucks, and the clientel is all the same arrogant yuppie fucks. The odds of that ONE being the one you go to is zero. Idiot.
YOU GUYS ARE ALL WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF ANY OF YOU EVER HIT MY BABY I WOULD KICK YOUR ASS.........YOU ALL CAME FROM STROLLERS!
I say that to people all the time hahaha well usually I say I'm so mad I could punch a baby. needless to say, people stare. i get my point across. :] look a tiger!!! ok. bye.
Hahahahhaa. I hate babies.
I hate strollers. I also hate dumbfucks who let their 5 year olds push shopping carts.
This is the best text I've read on this site.
i keep exiting out of this post, and reopening it so i can give it more and more thumbs ups. excellent tfln.
I'm still laughing lmao
oh man I laughed so hard
Hahahahahaha. This made me laugh :)
Chill 11:05 it's just a joke...no body is rly guna punch a baby you moron
4:48...wouldn't that be one in four hundred billion?
hahaha that was the funniest fucking thing to read!!
but it's so mean. but funny. haha
12:15 You're my hero :-D
A good answer to any situation.
you kick my baby? why you kick my baby? no kick my baby no more!!
Throw it through the window.
WTF is wrong with y ppl u think that shit is funny what if that was ur kid they're talkin bout
I Love Missouri Sometimes.
this is one of the funniest, and the mom that got mad, dont fucking hit people with your stroller/baby and people wont hit it back.....simple
Having the worst week everrr... and seeing this made me laugh for the first time in seven days, thank you - i love you
Lolol that's fucking hilarious.
Shit that made me giggle lol