See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
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I assume this ship will have lots of seamen on it?
Coming soon the S.S. Herpes and Regret
It's a barge: it's big, it's flat, and it smells like fish.
*yacht sorry had to be a spelling nazi. Forgive me
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
The truly unsinkable ship...no matter how much semen it takes on it will never sink. Suck on that, Titanic
all you need now is a bunch of black men to raid your vessel, then have a bunch of deployed seamen make them run and the metaphor is complete
Smells like a garbage scow.
And by the fall, you'll have a whole cruise ship dock in your pussy.