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  • I'm gonna name my boy RunForest

    Submitted by dvanderkar on Jun 9, 10 at 11:16am
  • Never even gave him/her a chance..

    Submitted by bmilk on Jun 9, 10 at 11:15am
  • Not as bad as the woman in Hawaii who almost lost custody of her kid for legally naming her "Tallulah Does'the'Hula"

    Submitted by janeplaysdirty01 on Jun 9, 10 at 1:08pm
  • I knew someone named Forest Green Wood. No bullshit. He was a depressed dude... I can only imagine why.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 1:04pm
  • I'm gonna name my kids oops and not again

    Submitted by 69_Charger on Jun 9, 10 at 1:42pm
  • I hope the child grows up and when the mom is old and needs care, they put her in the shittiest nursing home they can find! Stupid cunt.

    Submitted by bloodyfuck on Jun 9, 10 at 3:55pm
  • Aha!\nI want to name my kids \nDot , kiddo and apple (:

    Submitted by haleysaplayya on Jun 10, 10 at 3:52am
  • I know a "Sunshine", a "Rainbow", and an "Athena". I also live in Ashland, but I'm sure that's beside the point.

    Submitted by blargmeansno on Jun 9, 10 at 7:44pm
  • I'm assuming the turned on the Discovery channel and named the kid the subject of what was on.\n\nCrab.

    Submitted by 45ACP on Jul 13, 10 at 6:51pm
  • LMFAOOOOO omg! Just busted up laughing the middle of finals. Thanks tfln

    Submitted by CumGuzzler on Jun 10, 10 at 8:47am
  • Hahahahahahahah I knew a girl named Misty Night and a kid named Twelve Days Of Christmas. Poor kids..

    Submitted by oh_hot_damn_7 on Jun 9, 10 at 12:00pm
  • When're he seeing a "Save the Rainforest" poster he's going to think he's in trouble.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 9, 10 at 2:06pm
  • well laugh some more some woman named her daughter Tater.

    Submitted by Icancunow on Jun 9, 10 at 12:12pm
  • My friend's mom is Sharron Dick, that's her name, really.

    Submitted by rea on Jun 9, 10 at 5:45pm
    • I know a Wendy Dick... I also know a Bambi Cherry (both women born with normal last names then had unfortunate marriages)

      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jun 11, 10 at 10:29pm
  • Gotta love Greensboro!

    Submitted by winniebabi on Jun 11, 10 at 5:54am
  • Yeah, I'm with, "Run, Forrest! Run!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 7:06pm
  • My friend knows a girl named la-a pronounced "la dash a"

    Submitted by vampyregrl on Jun 9, 10 at 12:14pm
    • I call bullshit, because that was a black joke on yo momma dot com, but nevertheless, I laughed when I read it then. Not so much now. One-liner thief.

      Submitted by janeplaysdirty01 on Jun 9, 10 at 1:10pm
      • it started as a joke that people thought was a great idea though. I know someone with that name too. Idiots.

        Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jun 11, 10 at 10:31pm
  • Better than renaming yourself with breakfast food...

    Submitted by lovelyguns on Jun 10, 10 at 12:10am
  • I know a girl named " Happy"

    Submitted by jaded_angel on Jun 9, 10 at 12:23pm
  • I once knew a girl named Skittles.

    Submitted by SippinSally on Jun 10, 10 at 1:27am
  • I know two sisters named ereverence and echo.

    Submitted by Flamehead17 on Jun 10, 10 at 2:04am
  • What about ut baseball player Koh Walla

    Submitted by KarateDan on Jun 10, 10 at 3:33am
  • There was this lady who named her kid Abcde\nPronounced "Absiday"

    Submitted by Rtard94 on Jun 13, 10 at 8:43am
  • i know someone named "conception" .. spanish name but still pretty lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 12:43pm
  • This is kinda like the lead singer from Coldplay, he named his daughter "Apple"...

    Submitted by Clay180 on Jun 9, 10 at 4:03pm
  • Bad name = camry

    Submitted by la_maldita97 on Jun 11, 10 at 2:53am
  • That's my kids name Rayne Forrest McCourt

    Submitted by efolse on Dec 16, 10 at 10:41am
  • I know a girl named SummerBlazin. Dead ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 11:20am
  • Blacks.

    Submitted by lulzpolice on Jun 9, 10 at 8:22pm
  • I know a girl named Blue Dove. And her sister is named Sparrow

    Submitted by pooponthedog on Jun 9, 10 at 12:09pm
  • Who moderates this shit? Half of the texts on here are just stupid.

    Submitted by celeutanteshay on Jun 9, 10 at 1:34pm
  • I know a Hugh G. Rection, we used to be greats friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 10 at 7:37pm