We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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Wow nice job Fat Asses....
That is actually annoyingly easy to do, the windshield cracks just by laying on it let alone having sex, so disentangle have to be fatties
Insurance "May Not" pay for that?
Oh glass in the ass . Ouch.
Geico confirms they don't cover it
Well... How was the sex? I wanna know if it was worth it.
2 words... Weight Watchers
WE DONT BELIEVE YOU!
This is from the guy who posted this text...I weight 155 and she weighs 120. Windshield glass isn't hard to break...I have pictures of the glass.
I call bs.. sex on the hood and you break the winshield. the connection ? not comprehendable.
Brings a whole new meaning to "putting it in her crack".
Don't believe it.
Why not fuck inside the car lol
God damn. You two need to lose some fucking weight
Tell insurance it was a tree branch. Should come out of comprehensive coverage.... I'm giving the benefit of the doubt that you were just being rough and broke it, not that you're a large couple. At least you didn't dent your hood.
I don't know, but I would assume that they dented the hood if they broke the windshield.
What? And a tree branch falling couldn't possibly break both the windshield and dent the hood? Tool.
you're a retard for misunderstanding
Why the fuck is anyone choosing good night??!?!?!??!
Because it was probably awesome sex?
ok whats with all the they have to be really fat responses. It's actually pretty easy to break a windshield or dent a hood, if a lot of pressure is put on it. Two people laying on it or having sex on it could totally break the windshield. they don't necessarily have to be fat.
Ouch on the head
Dam that's a big bitch
forget sex scratches you got sex cuts from the glass
i call bulshit
i call shenanigans
Wow. I work in glass claims. I can just imagine this call... "And do you know what caused the damage to the vehicle?"
Moose in heat!
U must drive a piece of shit car or are fatter than holy hell!
Fatasses like you need to fuck IN the car ...
but then the axle would have broken and the tires would have exploded
You must be a rather large couple
THOSE SUM HUGE BITCHES
I Thought these were suppossed to be funny drunk Text From Last Night. Not "Hey This is Whats On My Mind "
Omfg how much do u guys weigh