You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 93 64
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 3, 10 at 11:51am

    Insurance "May Not" pay for that?

  • Submitted by junior33 on May 3, 10 at 11:06am

    Holy fatties!!!

  • 78 51
    Submitted by fitbounce30 on May 3, 10 at 3:58pm

    Oh glass in the ass . Ouch.

  • 76 56
    Submitted by mmmm11 on May 4, 10 at 12:25am

    Geico confirms they don't cover it

  • 79 66
    Submitted by miasophie on May 3, 10 at 5:40pm

    Wow nice job Fat Asses....

  • 82 74
    Submitted by Squarewheel on May 3, 10 at 4:52pm

    That is actually annoyingly easy to do, the windshield cracks just by laying on it let alone having sex, so disentangle have to be fatties

  • 80 73
    Submitted by JackBerton on May 3, 10 at 12:02pm

    2 words... Weight Watchers

  • 80 77
    Submitted by Herschel on May 3, 10 at 1:37pm

    Brings a whole new meaning to "putting it in her crack".

  • 83 87
    Submitted by hooah33 on May 3, 10 at 12:11pm

    Tell insurance it was a tree branch. Should come out of comprehensive coverage.... I'm giving the benefit of the doubt that you were just being rough and broke it, not that you're a large couple. At least you didn't dent your hood.

    • 65 78
      Submitted by BlackStarrLine on May 3, 10 at 2:07pm

      I don't know, but I would assume that they dented the hood if they broke the windshield.

      • 57 99
        Submitted by douchemonger on May 3, 10 at 4:40pm

        What? And a tree branch falling couldn't possibly break both the windshield and dent the hood? Tool.

        • 45 66
          Submitted by anonny on May 3, 10 at 10:42pm

          you're a retard for misunderstanding

  • 66 55
    Submitted by SteveWynn on May 3, 10 at 1:17pm

    Shake ittt

  • 76 76
    Submitted by glassbreaker on May 4, 10 at 12:40am

    This is from the guy who posted this text...I weight 155 and she weighs 120. Windshield glass isn't hard to break...I have pictures of the glass.

  • 68 62
    Submitted by gingy36 on Nov 20, 10 at 8:53pm

    forget sex scratches you got sex cuts from the glass

  • 73 73
    Submitted by fd1 on May 3, 10 at 11:14pm

    I call bs.. sex on the hood and you break the winshield. the connection ? not comprehendable.

  • 67 62
    Submitted by jprincess on May 3, 10 at 8:37pm

    Well... How was the sex? I wanna know if it was worth it.

  • 69 70
    Submitted by clinbri on May 4, 10 at 4:50pm

    Um... Ow?

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 10 at 11:37am

    Sweet

  • 75 84
    Submitted by Michguy on May 3, 10 at 9:07pm

    Ouch on the head

  • 68 72
    Submitted by fresh on May 3, 10 at 6:26pm

    i call shenanigans

  • 68 72
    Submitted by FaceFucked on May 3, 10 at 3:09pm

    God damn. You two need to lose some fucking weight

  • 58 58
    Submitted by roice on May 29, 10 at 9:33am

    Score

  • 55 52
    Submitted by bigmike1016 on May 4, 10 at 1:10am

    WE DONT BELIEVE YOU!

  • 72 88
    Submitted by RadMuffin on May 3, 10 at 11:07am

    Why the fuck is anyone choosing good night??!?!?!??!

    • 59 66
      Submitted by Herschel on May 3, 10 at 1:40pm

      Because it was probably awesome sex?

  • 57 60
    Submitted by mwhify on Jul 18, 10 at 9:07pm

    Why not fuck inside the car lol

  • 74 98
    Submitted by patsfan on May 4, 10 at 1:21am

    Dam that's a big bitch

  • 63 77
    Submitted by wreckem881 on May 3, 10 at 12:01pm

    Fatasses like you need to fuck IN the car ...

    • 65 79
      Submitted by your_mom_6 on May 3, 10 at 1:46pm

      but then the axle would have broken and the tires would have exploded

  • 59 70
    Submitted by murdertherain on May 3, 10 at 7:08pm

    Wow. I work in glass claims. I can just imagine this call... "And do you know what caused the damage to the vehicle?"

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 10 at 10:01pm

    Moose in heat!

  • 62 79
    Submitted by frootyboom8 on May 3, 10 at 12:39pm

    U must drive a piece of shit car or are fatter than holy hell!

  • 61 77
    Submitted by onemanwolfpack1 on May 3, 10 at 12:01pm

    You must be a rather large couple

  • 61 81
    Submitted by m3lv on May 3, 10 at 2:14pm

    Phat

  • 52 67
    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 4, 10 at 3:27am

    ok whats with all the they have to be really fat responses. It's actually pretty easy to break a windshield or dent a hood, if a lot of pressure is put on it. Two people laying on it or having sex on it could totally break the windshield. they don't necessarily have to be fat.

  • 54 71
    Submitted by kennboothe6969 on May 3, 10 at 7:09pm

    i call bulshit

  • 60 83
    Submitted by i_eacho_cheerens on May 3, 10 at 6:31pm

    Don't believe it.

  • 47 68
    Submitted by austinespi on May 3, 10 at 9:23pm

    THOSE SUM HUGE BITCHES

  • 62 99
    Submitted by knuckles on May 3, 10 at 11:55am

    I Thought these were suppossed to be funny drunk Text From Last Night. Not "Hey This is Whats On My Mind "

  • 55 88
    Submitted by jrazz on May 3, 10 at 5:55pm

    Omfg how much do u guys weigh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 10 at 10:26pm

    FAT ASSES