No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
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Career advice for valets, on the next Dirty Jobs.
You are a cock tease and I hope that I never meet you.... Because you are too smart for your own good. The man who marrys you will have a ball and chain around his soul and one on his nuts for that matter. I will begin praying for his soul.immediately.
Dont worry, I dont ever plan on getting married.
initiative, girls :)
Know where to get good x?
@rtjacobson haha you took the words right out of my mouth dude.
Ohhh Insomnia. So many good times there.
The thumbs up button win
I see confused teeth in your future...
some of the best advice she has ever given me. And of COURSE we know where to get good x.
Umm YEAH we do...and you should have taken my advice. It could have made for an extremely interesting weekend.