I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
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This is true 6:50pm. There's Londoner, Yorkshire, Cheshire, Essex, Manx., Cockney, Brixton, etc. and then there's the many variations on Welsh and Scottish (Lowlanders, Highlanders, and Islanders).
Sadly never been to Britain, just know a thing here and there.
Well in that case there is no "american" accent either, southern, bronx, new jersey......... anyway funny text!
I've got shepards pie in me knickers
Freshen your drink govna
That made me laugh, really, and I am English... nice one.
I ended up at a girl's place the other night and while we were getting wasted, she started speaking in a British accent. But it came out as this hilarious Brixton ghetto one.
i went wee wee in me bridges!
i HATE when people do this and think it's cool
2:01.... HAHAHA. owned, nice.
haha definitely bust out the accents when im wasted too. i have no idea why.
Mmmkay, now text in a geordie accent.
ello mate bloody brilliant
@ 12:00, bloody really isnt used that much at all in the UK, thats just a stereotype!
I should know, i live here and i dont think iv ever heard anyone here say bloody the way people think we do!
um its just a funny text not a journey through british culture calm down yall
just appreciate the gloriousness that is texting in an accent!
I think this person was making fun of someone else in the text
you and the bootblack have been rogering the fishwife.
Ha, that's happened to me a couple of times. Severely annoyed my friend.
12.46pm I'd agree, my family's English and they use "bloody hell" on occasion.
Boy am I glad I wasn't hangning out with this person last night...
a bloody one at that
Reads more like a saffa accent
it's shepherd's pie. and it's not eaten all that often.
the tea drinking, drunkenness and saying "bloody" are fairly accurate stereotypes though.....
what you don't know is that a lot of Londoners actually think the Queen is quite tacky, as well as a meaningless figurehead.
Also, you are more likely to hear a Polish accent than a Cockney one.
ahh that's my default accent when I'm drunk!
It's because you're a wanker.
Yeah, the generic "British" accent is overstated. Being a Canaidan living overseas you start to figure out right quick people from London don't talk the same as people from Newcastle.. and I do hear bloody fairly often.
funny text though :P
Actually bloody is used quite alot 12:05... i'm from the north though so maybe that's more of a northern thing??! :)
Lmao I srsly had this problem before!
griffin is that you?
BEING BRITISH I WOULDVE PREFFERED A SHERRY
Fuck u whore!!!!!
I didn't know there were so many Poles living in England...
looks as though we have similar problems.
all night. british accent. not one of my best ideas.
why does everyone care so much? it was just a drunk text. a funny one.
I'm American and I know there's no such thing a a British accent. I'm proud of myself. :3
Though for those saying you can't tell the accent in the text... seriously, they weren't spelling that way out of drunkenness. It's a fairly close guess if you read it out loud.
sounds more like a south african accent, you tool
i swear this is about shan
Er I use bloody a lot and I'm from the UK. But there isnt a "British" accent...there are LOADS of accents from the UK...sorry, it just pisses me off
Happens to be the story of my life when Im drunk..
no one's going to talk about the abortion of a spelling that is "axsent"? you would pronounce "axsent" no differently than you would "accent." Maybe if it were "auxsint"...
I tend to use an english accent or an australian accent quite a bit. So much so that my buddys daughter had a little accent when she started talking.
The English don't talk like that.
and 11.26 there is no *british* accent
Haha everyone thinks that aout where theyre from silly
oh and by the way, my alias is because inspired by that accent. haha..
No, they're right. There is no "British" accent. Firstly, Britain consists of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, and secondly, people don't even speak the same within those countries.
Dear American Idiots,
Stop being idiots.
Dude. I seriously woke up one morning and I still can't stop talking in a brittish accent... I'm from nebraska, this should not be fucking happening!!!